Post #265,757
8/24/06 11:21:51 AM
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Quick! Somebody yell at me!
I have been sitting at my desk for almost 3 hours and have done NOTHING!
I cant focus. I need a kick in the pants to get moving.
Somebody remind me how fortunate I am to be able to work from home, and how the boss doesnt pay me to sit around, etc. etc.
I need some external reinforcement.
Bring it on.
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Post #265,758
8/24/06 11:24:06 AM
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Get your ass in gear or else, Laura!! :)
Alex
When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
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Post #265,759
8/24/06 11:27:52 AM
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Yes sir!
busy, busy, busy. :-)
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Post #265,760
8/24/06 11:29:10 AM
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Do something! Now!
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Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
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Post #265,761
8/24/06 11:31:20 AM
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Two word motivational speech
Panty. Hose.
That was the reminder how lucky you are to work from home.
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Post #265,764
8/24/06 11:42:56 AM
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#1 Rule of motivational speech making
Know your target audience.
That lit a fire under my ass.
THANKS! :-D
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Post #265,812
8/24/06 10:08:41 PM
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+5 Funny.
"Insert crowbar. Apply force."
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Post #265,795
8/24/06 5:12:28 PM
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No.. no nnN00..
In the clever Handy Hints books
Panty Hose . . .
is the sine qua hey nonny nonny for -
filtering,
immersing things in noxious cleaners, liquids,
storing of strange objects,
air circulation,
(keeping apples, garlic cloves or potatoes open to air circ. but not abutting - as spreads the rot)
vibration damping,
garroting visiting pests,
- - - etcetera - - -
One needs to cultivate a female, male (or trans) who is prone to running through bramble fields on a lark, while in biz uniform - for a continuous supply of these marvelously versatile forms of garb-torture.
(Obv conceived by Puritans in an effort to cover obscene legs, lest Ideas happen; (also to elevate the bug count; kill off more uppity sarcastic wenches) before these embarrassed more men - by building better B-29 instrument panels than the short-attention-span males of the era.)
Panty Hose.. it's not just for foot fetishists any more.
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Post #265,762
8/24/06 11:31:39 AM
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Sounds par for the course.
Speaking as someone else who works at home...If you're not wasting half your day, you're not doing it right!
Er, I mean, get moving, slack-ass! Left, right, left, right. Get a move on!
-YendorMike
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
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Post #265,767
8/24/06 12:22:24 PM
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take a nap
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
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Post #265,785
8/24/06 2:55:05 PM
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I kinda already did.
But it was just a wee little one! The kids are in school, the house is really quiet. It started to rain. Rain tapping on the roof and windows. Very relaxing and calming. Hypnotic, you might even say. Eyes began to droop. Started to yawn.. just a little cat nap...that's all I need....zzzzz. Woke up 20 minutes later. Panty hose! Panty hose!
Put a pot of coffee on and back to work.
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Post #265,786
8/24/06 2:56:12 PM
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yup, a nap and back to work is just the ticket
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
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Post #265,769
8/24/06 12:26:37 PM
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Whats on TV?
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #265,777
8/24/06 2:05:46 PM
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Time for that Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket
to make a house call.
[link|http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8514344686759023647&q=Full+Metal+Jacket&hl=en|http://video.google....etal+Jacket&hl=en]
Okay, maybe a little harsh, but still funny.
Smile,
Amy
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Post #265,779
8/24/06 2:08:26 PM
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Nit: 'Drill Sergeant' is Army, Marines is 'Drill Instructor'
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Post #265,781
8/24/06 2:10:02 PM
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I stand corrected.
Smile,
Amy
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Post #265,805
8/24/06 7:39:43 PM
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Stand down there you!
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #265,778
8/24/06 2:07:23 PM
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<kick location = pants, force = hard />
Howzzat?
jb4
"So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I haven't."
— Stephen Colbert, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner 29Apr06
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Post #265,804
8/24/06 7:17:04 PM
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Ummm...Grrrrr?
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #265,838
8/25/06 6:27:56 AM
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Grrrr?
Settle down, there Tiger. You're scaring me.
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Post #266,035
8/28/06 6:08:32 AM
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My work here is done :-)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #266,036
8/28/06 7:11:49 AM
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Tiger? Looks more like a meerkat to me...
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Herm Albright)
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Post #266,040
8/28/06 7:56:05 AM
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My Mac runs Tiger, does that count? :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #266,041
8/28/06 8:17:47 AM
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/me queues Aerosmith music....
"Dude looks like a Meerkat!" or was that "Dude looks like lemur!"
Sorry, my bad...
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
0 rows returned.
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Post #266,079
8/28/06 2:18:11 PM
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You can only hear those lyrics if you play it backwards...
(And you have to use "Love in an Elevator" as the source...)
jb4
"So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I haven't."
— Stephen Colbert, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner 29Apr06
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Post #266,101
8/28/06 3:06:45 PM
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Turn me on, dead man!
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #266,103
8/28/06 3:12:43 PM
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Feere...
the meerkat what owns a tiger (that runs a Mac)!
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