Post #253,573
4/27/06 12:07:53 AM
4/27/06 12:08:14 AM
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FART BUTTON! (56k == tears)
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When somebody asks you to trade your freedoms for security, it isn't your security they're talking about.
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Post #253,576
4/27/06 12:16:12 AM
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Excellent.
At the end of the day, I can rest content knowing that I've placed a Fart Button on the site.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #253,578
4/27/06 12:20:28 AM
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Not *a* Fart Button. *THE* Fart Button.
-YendorMike
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
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Post #253,608
4/27/06 10:01:01 AM
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The culmination of your life's work...
What a proud, proud moment for you! :-)
My 7 yo daughter learned how to make armpit farts yesterday and has been going strong ever since. What a proud, proud moment for me. Phlmmfffff...
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #253,612
4/27/06 10:12:55 AM
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Reminds me.
One day, in 4th grade, I learned to belch on demand. I thought it was the coolest thing...
...until the girl next to me complained to the teacher, and I got sent to the principal's office.
I haven't been able to do it since.
When somebody asks you to trade your freedoms for security, it isn't your security they're talking about.
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Post #253,803
4/28/06 8:47:49 PM
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I once won an 'Award for Dramatic Expression' at school.
And yep, it was for belching on cue. Yes, I know, how classy... :/
But anyway, it was warranted - in the play we were reading, a Patrick White one if I remember rightly, the belch was right there in the script. So I was just doing what it said in the book :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #253,805
4/28/06 9:44:06 PM
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A psychologist would have a field day with that
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Post #253,843
4/29/06 11:13:15 PM
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No ****
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Post #253,848
4/29/06 11:56:14 PM
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And you're constipated too? You need help!
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #253,886
4/30/06 4:16:58 PM
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We has commenced our descent.
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Post #253,587
4/27/06 6:08:51 AM
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Goes with the LPRD on the screenshot...
THE FART BUTTON. PRESS IT. You know you want to. Only Olaf Stapledon ever succeeded on this kind of scale, and Olaf Stapledon is dead.
Well I was amused, anyway... :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #253,599
4/27/06 9:52:24 AM
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That's the funniest part.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #253,641
4/27/06 2:01:06 PM
4/27/06 2:02:00 PM
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With sentience exceeded only by the LRPD...
It appeared while viewing this very thread!
Of course, Large Giant Corp. blocked access to whereever it would have gone :-()
[Edit: fixed grammar. Must...resist...Finn...of...Death!]
jb4
"Every Republican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
— an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
Edited by jb4
April 27, 2006, 02:02:00 PM EDT
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