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New Your occupational hazards really suck
When you're in the middle of a first date and you think to yourself, "This guy reminds me of someone I know from work," it means a whole different thing then when most people have that thought.
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New You want to know what's even worse?
Because I work in my community, every time I peek into our waiting room, I see someone I know. Parents from school, the neighbor down the street, someone from scouts, etc. And can I tell anyone? Of course not. Or I'll run up town to grab a coffee at Starbucks and I'll see one of my clients sitting there, avoiding eye contact with me at all costs. Which means I have to get my coffee to go. Or if it's a client I dont like, I sit across from them and drink my coffee and watch them squirm. (Okay, that last part is not true. But sometimes I think it. :-P)
Follow your MOUSE
New What's even Worse!
A friend of mine is an RN and worked for a gynecologist. We were heavily involved with our school and a particular teacher was causing us grief. One day my friend said to me,"You know Mrs. X, the teacher? I don't think she'll be such a problem anymore. I've seen her twat!"

Extortionistically,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New So?
Was it stinky?
Merely seeing it shouldn't be an issue.
New I didn't ask. Only you would want to know
if she had a stinky twat.

Gagging,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New Ha!
You have a point, there. Peering into someone's mind is nothing compared to peering into their twat!

I could never be a gyno. Or a dentist. Guess I'm not big into body cavities, professionally speaking.

(Twat. I havent heard that word in ages. It's a funny little word, isnt it?)
Follow your MOUSE
New Janet's twat spits poison and kills
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
New ICLRPD: Janet's twat spits poison and kills (new thread)
Created as new thread #250656 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=250656|ICLRPD: Janet's twat spits poison and kills]
--\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\n* Jack Troughton                            jake at consultron.ca *\n* [link|http://consultron.ca|http://consultron.ca]                   [link|irc://irc.ecomstation.ca|irc://irc.ecomstation.ca] *\n* Kingston Ontario Canada               [link|news://news.consultron.ca|news://news.consultron.ca] *\n-------------------------------------------------------------------
New I thought those were triffids
[link|http://www.google.com/search?q=%22+spits+poison+and+kills+%22&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official|http://www.google.co...la:en-US:official]
New Audience Partic-i-pation
[link|http://www.rockymusic.org/lyrics/ap.html#sfdf|Science Fiction/Double Feature]
LIPS:And I really got hot when I saw...
- Janet's twat
LIPS:That spits poison and kills...
- Yeah, kills
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
New Ah, the good old days
Funny, in Sydney we had Leo G Carrol screwing a camel, but hey, same difference. Fun times from my misspent yoof :-)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
New Not surprised
When I moved from Corpus Christi to Houston, about 200 miles, I noticed a number of differences in the lines used by the audience.

In CC I used to play the part of Brad in the group that reinacted the movie in front of the movie screen.
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
New A55h0l3
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     Not Mr. Right - (bionerd) - (33)
         But look at the leather executive chair! (Missing a button) - (drewk) - (2)
             I didnt even notice that - (bionerd) - (1)
                 ICLRPD - (boxley)
         he is trying to look earnest but got ernest -NT - (boxley)
         Maybe he didn't smile coz he has bad teeth :-) -NT - (imqwerky)
         I been hyp-mo-tized. - (Silverlock)
         Hey, he washed and combed his hair. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
         Two things on that page... - (Meerkat) - (1)
             Uggh! - (bionerd)
         Re: Not Mr. Right - (Ashton) - (16)
             Re: Not Mr. Right - (bionerd) - (15)
                 You've also probably met this guy by now too . . . (28.8k) - (Andrew Grygus) - (14)
                     Yeah, I know that guy. - (bionerd) - (13)
                         Your occupational hazards really suck - (drewk) - (12)
                             You want to know what's even worse? - (bionerd) - (11)
                                 What's even Worse! - (imqwerky) - (10)
                                     So? - (broomberg) - (1)
                                         I didn't ask. Only you would want to know - (imqwerky)
                                     Ha! - (bionerd) - (7)
                                         Janet's twat spits poison and kills -NT - (SpiceWare) - (6)
                                             ICLRPD: Janet's twat spits poison and kills (new thread) - (jake123)
                                             I thought those were triffids - (broomberg) - (4)
                                                 Audience Partic-i-pation - (SpiceWare) - (3)
                                                     Ah, the good old days - (Meerkat) - (2)
                                                         Not surprised - (SpiceWare) - (1)
                                                             A55h0l3 -NT - (drewk)
         didn't jack nicholson play him in a movie once? -NT - (cforde) - (5)
             *THAT'S* who he reminded me of! - (bionerd) - (4)
                 Heeeeeere's Johnny! -NT - (Another Scott) - (1)
                     All work and no play... -NT - (ChrisR)
                 Nononononono. - (pwhysall) - (1)
                     your pic-fu is impressive! -NT - (imqwerky)
         Reminds me of Edward James Olmos. -NT - (inthane-chan)

This is where the night goes from "we had fun" to "mistakes were made," isn't it?
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