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Post #249,295
by bionerd
3/25/06 11:43:34 AM
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New Re: Not Mr. Right
Hey..! maybe you're getting all the ciphers out of the way first;
and next - someone cuddly


Doubtful. I'm starting to feel worn out and cynical.

Move over, Andrew. You have company.
Follow your MOUSE
Post #250,580
by Andrew Grygus
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4/1/06 10:06:23 PM
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New You've also probably met this guy by now too . . . (28.8k)
[image|http://www.clovegarden.com/ajg/PMP27.jpg||||]
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Post #250,612
by bionerd
4/2/06 10:20:36 AM
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New Yeah, I know that guy.
But I dont date him. He comes into my office every Tuesday and Friday.

Follow your MOUSE
Post #250,613
by drewk
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4/2/06 10:27:11 AM
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New Your occupational hazards really suck
When you're in the middle of a first date and you think to yourself, "This guy reminds me of someone I know from work," it means a whole different thing then when most people have that thought.
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Post #250,615
by bionerd
4/2/06 10:36:39 AM
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New You want to know what's even worse?
Because I work in my community, every time I peek into our waiting room, I see someone I know. Parents from school, the neighbor down the street, someone from scouts, etc. And can I tell anyone? Of course not. Or I'll run up town to grab a coffee at Starbucks and I'll see one of my clients sitting there, avoiding eye contact with me at all costs. Which means I have to get my coffee to go. Or if it's a client I dont like, I sit across from them and drink my coffee and watch them squirm. (Okay, that last part is not true. But sometimes I think it. :-P)
Follow your MOUSE
Post #250,646
by imqwerky
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4/2/06 4:25:37 PM
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New What's even Worse!
A friend of mine is an RN and worked for a gynecologist. We were heavily involved with our school and a particular teacher was causing us grief. One day my friend said to me,"You know Mrs. X, the teacher? I don't think she'll be such a problem anymore. I've seen her twat!"

Extortionistically,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
Post #250,649
by broomberg
4/2/06 4:52:58 PM
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New So?
Was it stinky?
Merely seeing it shouldn't be an issue.
Post #250,659
by imqwerky
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4/2/06 6:45:45 PM
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New I didn't ask. Only you would want to know
if she had a stinky twat.

Gagging,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
Post #250,650
by bionerd
4/2/06 4:54:14 PM
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New Ha!
You have a point, there. Peering into someone's mind is nothing compared to peering into their twat!

I could never be a gyno. Or a dentist. Guess I'm not big into body cavities, professionally speaking.

(Twat. I havent heard that word in ages. It's a funny little word, isnt it?)
Follow your MOUSE
Post #250,653
by SpiceWare
4/2/06 5:34:03 PM
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New Janet's twat spits poison and kills 
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
Post #250,657
by jake123
4/2/06 6:03:28 PM
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New ICLRPD: Janet's twat spits poison and kills (new thread)
Created as new thread #250656 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=250656|ICLRPD: Janet's twat spits poison and kills]
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Post #250,658
by broomberg
4/2/06 6:25:06 PM
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New I thought those were triffids
[link|http://www.google.com/search?q=%22+spits+poison+and+kills+%22&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official|http://www.google.co...la:en-US:official]
Post #250,663
by SpiceWare
4/2/06 7:09:00 PM
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New Audience Partic-i-pation
[link|http://www.rockymusic.org/lyrics/ap.html#sfdf|Science Fiction/Double Feature]
LIPS:And I really got hot when I saw...
- Janet's twat
LIPS:That spits poison and kills...
- Yeah, kills
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
Post #250,717
by Meerkat
4/3/06 8:25:35 AM
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New Ah, the good old days
Funny, in Sydney we had Leo G Carrol screwing a camel, but hey, same difference. Fun times from my misspent yoof :-)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
Post #250,757
by SpiceWare
4/3/06 2:10:55 PM
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New Not surprised
When I moved from Corpus Christi to Houston, about 200 miles, I noticed a number of differences in the lines used by the audience.

In CC I used to play the part of Brad in the group that reinacted the movie in front of the movie screen.
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
Post #250,763
by drewk
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4/3/06 2:45:44 PM
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New A55h0l3
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     Not Mr. Right - (bionerd) - (33) - March 24, 2006, 09:34:11 PM EST
         But look at the leather executive chair! (Missing a button) - (drewk) - (2) - March 24, 2006, 09:42:52 PM EST
             I didnt even notice that - (bionerd) - (1) - March 24, 2006, 09:51:33 PM EST
                 ICLRPD - (boxley) - March 24, 2006, 09:53:04 PM EST
         he is trying to look earnest but got ernest -NT - (boxley) - March 24, 2006, 09:45:26 PM EST
         Maybe he didn't smile coz he has bad teeth :-) -NT - (imqwerky) - March 24, 2006, 10:01:04 PM EST
         I been hyp-mo-tized. - (Silverlock) - March 24, 2006, 10:18:05 PM EST
         Hey, he washed and combed his hair. :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - March 24, 2006, 10:23:41 PM EST
         Two things on that page... - (Meerkat) - (1) - March 24, 2006, 11:28:01 PM EST
             Uggh! - (bionerd) - March 25, 2006, 12:02:38 PM EST
         Re: Not Mr. Right - (Ashton) - (16) - March 25, 2006, 12:55:38 AM EST
             Re: Not Mr. Right - (bionerd) - (15) - March 25, 2006, 11:43:34 AM EST
                 You've also probably met this guy by now too . . . (28.8k) - (Andrew Grygus) - (14) - April 1, 2006, 10:06:23 PM EST
                     Yeah, I know that guy. - (bionerd) - (13) - April 2, 2006, 10:20:36 AM EDT
                         Your occupational hazards really suck - (drewk) - (12) - April 2, 2006, 10:27:11 AM EDT
                             You want to know what's even worse? - (bionerd) - (11) - April 2, 2006, 10:36:39 AM EDT
                                 What's even Worse! - (imqwerky) - (10) - April 2, 2006, 04:25:37 PM EDT
                                     So? - (broomberg) - (1) - April 2, 2006, 04:52:58 PM EDT
                                         I didn't ask. Only you would want to know - (imqwerky) - April 2, 2006, 06:45:45 PM EDT
                                     Ha! - (bionerd) - (7) - April 2, 2006, 04:54:14 PM EDT
                                         Janet's twat spits poison and kills -NT - (SpiceWare) - (6) - April 2, 2006, 05:34:03 PM EDT
                                             ICLRPD: Janet's twat spits poison and kills (new thread) - (jake123) - April 2, 2006, 06:03:28 PM EDT
                                             I thought those were triffids - (broomberg) - (4) - April 2, 2006, 06:25:06 PM EDT
                                                 Audience Partic-i-pation - (SpiceWare) - (3) - April 2, 2006, 07:09:00 PM EDT
                                                     Ah, the good old days - (Meerkat) - (2) - April 3, 2006, 08:25:35 AM EDT
                                                         Not surprised - (SpiceWare) - (1) - April 3, 2006, 02:10:55 PM EDT
                                                             A55h0l3 -NT - (drewk) - April 3, 2006, 02:45:44 PM EDT
         didn't jack nicholson play him in a movie once? -NT - (cforde) - (5) - March 25, 2006, 02:44:14 AM EST
             *THAT'S* who he reminded me of! - (bionerd) - (4) - March 25, 2006, 11:45:26 AM EST
                 Heeeeeere's Johnny! -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - March 25, 2006, 11:58:43 AM EST
                     All work and no play... -NT - (ChrisR) - March 25, 2006, 12:30:10 PM EST
                 Nononononono. - (pwhysall) - (1) - March 25, 2006, 12:03:10 PM EST
                     your pic-fu is impressive! -NT - (imqwerky) - March 25, 2006, 01:05:39 PM EST
         Reminds me of Edward James Olmos. -NT - (inthane-chan) - March 26, 2006, 01:48:30 PM EST

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