Post #247,310
3/9/06 3:50:02 AM
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my charming, darling daughter
tucked her into bed last night, she ran he fingers through my hair and said "You need a new hairstyle. You should dye your hair darker and make it thicker here...."
uuummm, yyeahh....
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #247,315
3/9/06 7:42:18 AM
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:-)
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Post #247,317
3/9/06 8:44:06 AM
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Muah.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #247,319
3/9/06 8:47:54 AM
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The innocence of youth
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #247,329
3/9/06 10:13:29 AM
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I don't get it;that supposed to be funny?She's prolly right!
:-)
Well, isn't she? *Isn't* she? :-)
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
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Post #247,341
3/9/06 11:06:42 AM
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if I wanted to be
honest about it. 'n why would I want to do that?? I think my hair gives me a certain distinguished air...
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #247,330
3/9/06 10:19:03 AM
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So young, already with career aspirations
Save you a ton of money on haicuts to have stylist in the family :-)
Used to have one as a neighbor...helped she is damned easy on the eyes. She moved :-(
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Yes..that was a dirty old man comment.
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Post #247,338
3/9/06 10:51:58 AM
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And you *don't* think Rita had anything to do with that...?
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Post #247,346
3/9/06 12:15:19 PM
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Ah, that brutal, innocent honesty.
I've been on the receiving end of that more times than I can count. :-)
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #247,363
3/9/06 2:16:58 PM
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While on the other hand...
My offspring are penultimate BS artists. Whilst lamenting one day that I needed to go work out, my firstborn (who was the tender age of 7) said, "Mommy, you look fine to me."
Call me jello :)
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #247,457
3/10/06 9:41:04 AM
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penultimate
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
cordially,
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
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Post #247,530
3/10/06 8:28:32 PM
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Am in good company :-P
a quick search shows that Ashton, AnotherScott, JB4, and you like to throw that word around.
I've only used it twice...and I know what it means.
Raspberries!
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #247,535
3/10/06 8:53:42 PM
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if your wee bairn are indeed
...the last BS artists but one, could you share with us the identity of that unknown master bullshitter? —unless, of course, modesty forbids...?
cordially,
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
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Post #247,539
3/10/06 10:22:51 PM
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Positively penumbral protestations, precisely.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #247,553
3/11/06 3:15:42 AM
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Peripatetic peccadillos perambulate precariously..
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Post #247,555
3/11/06 3:24:23 AM
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Pr0n portends pendulous pockets
?
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Post #247,557
3/11/06 8:43:18 AM
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walking hardons in bad neighborhoods is scary?
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Post #247,560
3/11/06 8:55:58 AM
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I don't care *where* you walk your hardon
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Post #247,674
3/12/06 7:58:41 PM
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A detached perambulating bifurcated member? Serious trauma-
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Post #247,680
3/12/06 9:03:33 PM
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onest hon, it snuck off and did it by itself, I swear!
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Post #247,907
3/14/06 10:34:32 AM
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No, it most certainly does NOT...
...mean "raspberries". So there!
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
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Post #247,945
3/14/06 8:40:25 PM
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Consider me chastised.
And I realize a better word would have been "consummate".
Licking my wounds,
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #247,966
3/15/06 2:25:11 AM
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Have Critter do that for you. Hey, what are hubbies for, eh?
Besides, he probably needs the excercise.
And then you can consummate your marriage all over again.
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
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Post #248,006
3/15/06 2:56:35 PM
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:-D
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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