In an ad atrocity, actually witnessed in a brief encounter with the Glass Monster, this evening:

Typical corp-speak peppy (and preppy) presentation, via their current Redmond-grade crop of Etch-A-Sketch style scribblings, with voice-over of -

... We see Confidence ... {horrible ditty} ... We see Security ...

(sketch of fence around some sorta house)
(something about how The Beast is always hard at work on the above)

The Big Lie
It's not just for Washington any more.
It's Cthulhu announcing, I have always been kind and gentle!
It's stupefying to watch.