NFC Week 1:
WSH at TB: Bucs are ridin' in a Cadillac.
CAR at NYG: G-men paste 'em.
NFC Week 2:
TB at CHI: It's January. In Chicago. On the Lake. Say no more.
NYG at SEA: Seattle picks apart sad linebacking corps made up of hitchhikers picked up along the way from Northern Jersey.
NFC Week 3:
CHI at SEA: Neither team knows what to do in this game, it's been so long. Pick 'em. Doesn't matter anyway.
AFC Week 1:
JAX at NE: Too cold in Taxachusetts for a team from Floriduh.
PIT at CIN: Cincy gets blinded by the bright lights of the playoffs, lose.
AFC Week 2:
NE at DEN: October 16: DEN wins 28-20. Same bat-teams, same bat-venue, same bat-outcome.
PIT at IND: Two words: Peyton Manning.
AFC Week 3:
DEN at IND: Jake Plummer throws 3 TDs, 0 INTs in stunning win over listless Colts, who STILL can't make it to the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl XL: CHI/SEA at DEN: BRONCOS WIN!