Post #238,631
12/20/05 12:39:11 PM
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It is also necessary . . .
. . to ignore what women say and watch instead what they do. There is little connection between the two, and it's what they do that matters.
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Post #238,657
12/20/05 3:45:11 PM
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Bull.
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Post #238,720
12/20/05 10:35:26 PM
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Well, I'm glad to see you're feeling better.
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Post #239,015
12/22/05 4:20:15 PM
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I wish.
It came back with a vengeance. I've spent the past 24 hours sleeping on the bathroom floor.
I'm too exhausted to argue anymore. You wont hear another word from me on this topic. You win.
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Post #239,018
12/22/05 4:24:30 PM
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Hang in there, L. Drink ginger ale if you can - often helps.
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Post #239,019
12/22/05 4:28:24 PM
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Have been.
It's the only thing that stays down. :-(
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Post #239,051
12/22/05 7:19:41 PM
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But, but, but . . .
. . you know I didn't really want to win, but with BioNerd out of action what can I do now? Who will save me?
I hope for your speedy recovery. I'll light another candle for you (the last one burned out just about the time of your relapse - I thought you'd be over this by now).
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Post #239,057
12/22/05 8:19:29 PM
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You may have won the battle
but the war's not over. I'm not giving up on you or your misguided, lovelorn soul.
Keep the candles burning, maybe do a little dance, too.
I'll do the same for you.
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Post #239,083
12/22/05 11:00:04 PM
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No no no. It's Ashton who does the dance. cha cha cha.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #239,098
12/23/05 12:00:58 AM
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Ya, but . . .
. . I got me shaman drum here and I'll play it a tune for the Bio - but I ain't gett'n down me Siberian shaman outfit with the wrought iron bones an do a dance unless she says it's real serious (that sucker's heavy an' a bit warm in a SoCal winter). Last thing I want though, is ta drum 'er into the land of the dead - so hey Bio - be well!
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Post #239,146
12/23/05 8:36:55 AM
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No need for the suit
Just light up a wicker man in the yard and have at it.
And when I'm feeling better I'll dance for your soul with my scarves in the moonlight. The dance is probably best done naked, but it's way too cold for that. I think it will still be effective with a parka and boots. We shall see.
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Post #239,185
12/23/05 11:13:37 AM
12/23/05 12:57:35 PM
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Well, I got out the drum and did a few . . .
. . patterns for you. Unfortunately, the only image of you I had fresh in mind was your Halloween picture, so if you get an excomunication letter from the Pope, that's probably how it came about.
Oh well, at least in my mind you were smiling.
Photo Removed by Request of copyright holder
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Post #239,209
12/23/05 12:31:02 PM
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I am so *pretty*
Get rid of that picture, would ya?
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Post #239,216
12/23/05 1:03:38 PM
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Done - but . . .
. . since you've alread seen it it won't be deleted from your browser cache for awhile.
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Post #239,186
12/23/05 11:13:50 AM
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yabut
the cold would ensure the fast rendition.... :-)
You're beginning to sound like yourself again. Welcome back to the land of the healthy.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #239,097
12/22/05 11:56:19 PM
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Those are her words, but what are her actions?
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Post #239,112
12/23/05 3:10:14 AM
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That will be revealed in the fullness of time . . .
. . but when a woman's out to reform a man you can bet it doesn't include conceding many battles.
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Post #239,147
12/23/05 8:38:50 AM
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oh ye of little faith...
If ya'll think acting like jerks is the way to go, I'll keep my mouth shut on the topic. There are lots of other ways to reform Andrew, anyway.
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Post #239,154
12/23/05 8:44:55 AM
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"Jerks get all the girls"
The battle-cry of the single man, I wot.
Peter
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Post #239,207
12/23/05 12:20:11 PM
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Geez, bio
I don't see Andrew doing that anyway. _I_ think he'd prefer to find a girl he doesn't have to be a jerk to.
I think MOST single 'nice guys' have to get over the nice-guy/jerk thing. I don't think either one is related to attracting a woman (except obliquely, as I said before). It's taken a lot of 'counselling' from my female friends for me to reach that conclusion.
I do have more than a few female friends, and I've had to console them SO many times about the jerks they were dating... (three of them have found really nice guys woth their time now, btw - all meeting their guys in really unusual circumstance, only one of them not actively looking) It's hard not to see jerks as having an advantage - I used to be very bitter about the subject myself. So much so I pretty much gave up on that part of my life for a long time. They are very frank with me now; they are actively trying to help me rather commiserating. I really am hoping to figure out what's what - so far it seems a 'mating display' of wealth and/or health (and/or) fitness is primary.
Next I've come to the conclusion that it's the ability to engage the lady personally. That can be intellectually, socially, or physically (dancing, etc.) - and the engagement is what counts, not necessarily whether the engagement is good or bad (I've had tales or arguments, spills, and lousy dancers - though the good anecdotes outnumber the bad). The more of these things, the better. Looks outside of health/fitness don't seem to matter that much... (I'm personally working on health/fitness, myself. That's something that benefits me anyway).
Being a nice guy doesn't seem to enter the situation. It gets you friends (sometimes very good friends), though, if the 'mating display' is rejected. That isn't a bad thing - but it can feed bitterness.
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #239,208
12/23/05 12:28:10 PM
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Ziiiiip
That's the sound of me keeping my mouth shut.
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Post #239,210
12/23/05 12:31:30 PM
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*shrug*
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #239,064
12/22/05 8:54:29 PM
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I'm sorry to hear that, hope you recover fast
Being sick on Christmas, sucks.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #239,088
12/22/05 11:23:44 PM
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Hey L, Sorry to hear you are battling the killer bug again.
don't forget crackers and my personal favorite, strained bananas. Yes, as in baby food. Works like a charm. Hope that helps. It's too cold for popsicles, but they work pretty good too.
Hugs,
Amy
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
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Post #239,149
12/23/05 8:40:29 AM
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God, Amy, just put the nail in my coffin..
Strained bananas? Just looking at that would... ohhhh....
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Post #239,151
12/23/05 8:42:39 AM
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Drink Guinness.
Peter
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Post #239,156
12/23/05 8:45:45 AM
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bloooorrrggg
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Post #239,170
12/23/05 9:47:29 AM
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Funny. That's what *I* say after about 8 pints or so.
Peter
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Post #239,171
12/23/05 9:51:44 AM
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BRILLIANT!
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #239,361
12/25/05 12:21:31 AM
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sorry :-(
Didn't realize it was that bad. Guess you'll have to stick to Gatorade or (God Forbid) Pedialyte (although I've heard they've made it taste better)
I hope you are better soon. It's good to see you posting again at least.
Hugs,
Amy
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Post #239,374
12/25/05 2:53:14 AM
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remember cognac for chest whiskey for head
colds and rum for general health and well being vitamins so to speak.
thanx,
bill
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Post #239,153
12/23/05 8:44:43 AM
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Whatever happened to chicken soup? :)
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #239,188
12/23/05 11:21:48 AM
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You need to know which soul....
Chicken soup for the [link|http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1558744630/qid=1135354688/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-2389363-3240720?n=507846&s=books&v=glance|teenage soul]
Chicken soup for the [link|http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0757303137/qid=1135354706/sr=8-3/ref=pd_bbs_3/104-2389363-3240720?n=507846&s=books&v=glance|girl's soul]
Chicken soup for the [link|http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0757303285/qid=1135354787/sr=8-5/ref=pd_bbs_5/104-2389363-3240720?n=507846&s=books&v=glance|Grandma's soul]
Chicken soup for [link|http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0757302483/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/104-2389363-3240720?%5Fencoding=UTF8|Every Mom's soul]
and on and on.
Too many varieties of chicken soup to choose from....
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #239,195
12/23/05 11:36:17 AM
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Well, I figure 'Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul' . . .
. . is really the way to go.
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Post #239,187
12/23/05 11:16:54 AM
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what do you mean "too cold for popsicles"?
Why we even keep the DQs open year round. It does seem a little strange walking up to the DQ window and ordering a Blizzard when it's -20F.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #239,132
12/23/05 7:17:18 AM
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Only one suggestion -
Do Not make / help make any. Snow(wo)men. Angels. No matter What. Y'hear?
Stay warm.. there may be some good come of, umm not being expected to do ___ (all that stuff? y'know? ;-)
Cheers,
moi
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Post #239,143
12/23/05 8:31:36 AM
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Its not the snow angels I'm worried about
It's 2 days before Christmas and I dont have a thing ready. I woke up this morning feeling a wee bit better. Am drinking tea and catching up on some work now before the kids get up.
Guess we'll make due with what I can throw together. As long as there are cookies out for Santa tomorrow night and presents under the tree the next morning, my kids will be happy.
Fa la la, ya'll.
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Post #239,169
12/23/05 9:44:51 AM
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Like I told my wife yesterday
That's the great thing about Christmas and pregnancy. No matter how not-ready you think you are, it's going to show up when it wants to anyway.
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Post #239,230
12/23/05 2:09:43 PM
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Is there a reason?
That you're talking with your wife about the merits of pregnancy?
Cheers,
Ben
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Post #239,235
12/23/05 2:19:38 PM
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Just that we've had this discussion before
She was saying last night that she was totally unprepared for Chrfistmas. I said, "Remember when you were pregnant the first time? And you said you weren't ready for it? Well this is just like that. It doesn't matter if you're ready, it's going to happen in its own time anyway."
Some people act like if they don't get all the cookies baked and all the gifts bought and wrapped and the tree cut down and the lights put up and and and and and ... that Christmas will decide to not come in a fit of pique.
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Post #239,240
12/23/05 2:36:18 PM
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Ah. I thought it might have been something else.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #239,244
12/23/05 3:09:52 PM
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Had same thoughts, especially since my sdaughter's news..
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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