Because I am all grown up now, I assumed dating would be different this time around. Each time though, I find that I have regressed to my 16 year old self.

Here's a tip for you- when you're showering and getting ready, dont forget to clean your ears. Seriously. Just because you cant see your own ears, dont think she not going to notice what's cultivating in there when she comes in for a nuzzle.
(You'll thank me for this)