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Heard him read on NPR
Post #225,571
by
Arkadiy
9/20/05 7:45:13 AM
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Heard him read on NPR
Beautiful orations. High rethoric. Even artful prose. But to call it poetry? Bull.
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on taking women literally
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boxley
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- (105)
- Aug. 4, 2005, 03:25:27 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
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mmoffitt
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- Aug. 4, 2005, 05:18:18 PM EDT
*Snicker*. That was a good one.
-NT
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bionerd
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- Aug. 4, 2005, 06:23:53 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
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cforde
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- Aug. 5, 2005, 02:37:25 AM EDT
How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers...
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imqwerky
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- (98)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 08:59:36 AM EDT
:-) Again.
-NT
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Another Scott
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- Aug. 5, 2005, 11:40:17 AM EDT
Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all -
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Ashton
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- (96)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:02:33 PM EDT
30 days has September
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bionerd
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- (95)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 08:34:36 AM EDT
Simple.
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Another Scott
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- (94)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 11:42:58 AM EDT
An appropriate joke...
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imqwerky
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- (92)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 06:53:13 PM EDT
..deserves an inappropriate one
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Ashton
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- (91)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 07:59:19 PM EDT
I know !
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imqwerky
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- (90)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 09:01:56 AM EDT
One's a cunning bunch of runts...
-NT
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hnick
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- (89)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 12:10:48 PM EDT
If you answer, you must supply another :)
-NT
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imqwerky
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- (88)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 12:26:46 PM EDT
OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog -
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Ashton
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- (87)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 05:55:14 PM EDT
This is an oldie but a goodie
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imqwerky
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- (86)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 06:24:11 PM EDT
I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area
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Ashton
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- (35)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 02:11:13 AM EDT
I have to confesss... I don't get the joke.
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Meerkat
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- (32)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:06:32 AM EDT
barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles?
-NT
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boxley
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- (29)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:19:40 AM EDT
Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery...
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Meerkat
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- (28)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:54:29 AM EDT
was bubbles the correct answer to your joke?
-NT
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boxley
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- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:55:49 AM EDT
Sorry, forgot to answer that bit.
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Meerkat
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:59:25 AM EDT
James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy
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Ashton
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- (25)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 03:34:50 PM EDT
nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that
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boxley
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- (10)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 03:43:05 PM EDT
Yes, but in Murica - - -
-NT
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Ashton
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- (9)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 05:51:07 PM EDT
dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia
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boxley
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- (8)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 06:25:24 PM EDT
dog/dead pooch/screwed
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Ashton
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- (7)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:00:15 PM EDT
dunno, these looks good
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boxley
)
- (2)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:32:02 PM EDT
Man, I love Metallica!
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:55:19 PM EDT
sshhh
-NT
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boxley
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:30:04 PM EDT
Alas
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imqwerky
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:56:13 PM EDT
Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D
-NT
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imqwerky
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- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:59:04 PM EDT
It might as well have died (I hate rap)
-NT
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ben_tilly
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:10:32 PM EDT
Heard him read on NPR
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Arkadiy
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- Sept. 20, 2005, 07:45:13 AM EDT
That poem stuck a cord with me
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bionerd
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- (6)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:04:17 PM EDT
The unkindly reminder that what?
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ben_tilly
)
- (5)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:11:28 PM EDT
Either that or I'm boring you
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bionerd
)
- (4)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:17:42 PM EDT
Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me...
-NT
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ben_tilly
)
- (3)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:21:20 PM EDT
Is that good or bad?
-NT
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bionerd
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:22:17 PM EDT
Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke?
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imqwerky
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- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:28:01 PM EDT
Nope
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ben_tilly
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:41:50 PM EDT
Poetry not (quite) dead.
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Meerkat
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- (6)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 09:42:31 AM EDT
My all-time fave
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imqwerky
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- Aug. 9, 2005, 04:25:48 PM EDT
You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets)
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Ashton
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- (4)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:18:31 PM EDT
I can still recite
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imqwerky
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- (3)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 02:08:51 PM EDT
I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard
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Ashton
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- (1)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 02:59:01 PM EDT
Will has a permanent place in my heart.
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 03:12:03 PM EDT
:-)
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ben_tilly
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- Aug. 10, 2005, 03:13:27 PM EDT
You're not alone :-\\
-NT
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SpiceWare
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 09:50:04 AM EDT
Apparently it goes back to this poem.
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Another Scott
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 12:09:56 PM EDT
If you must know...
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imqwerky
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 11:49:08 AM EDT
ICLRPD (new thread)
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imric
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- Aug. 10, 2005, 03:03:40 PM EDT
Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'!
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imqwerky
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- (49)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 12:17:23 PM EDT
Gotcha!
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imqwerky
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- (48)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 10:08:24 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
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Another Scott
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- Aug. 8, 2005, 11:03:52 PM EDT
dont get it
-NT
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boxley
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- (46)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 08:28:06 AM EDT
Shirley, you jest!
-NT
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imqwerky
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- (45)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 04:28:36 PM EDT
and dont call me surely
-NT
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boxley
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- (44)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 06:48:45 PM EDT
The fog is getting thicker
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bionerd
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- (43)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 07:15:23 PM EDT
Guess I picked the wrong week...
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bepatient
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- (42)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 10:34:15 PM EDT
What's our vector Victor?
-NT
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bionerd
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- (41)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:11:25 AM EDT
S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me!
-NT
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Another Scott
)
- (40)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:22:57 AM EDT
Ooo- very good!
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bionerd
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- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:29:10 AM EDT
Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow.
-NT
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bepatient
)
- (38)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:34:57 AM EDT
Ever see a grown man naked?
-NT
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bionerd
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- (37)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 10:43:56 AM EDT
Do you like movies about gladiators?
-NT
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bepatient
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- (36)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 11:16:39 AM EDT
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
-NT
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bionerd
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- (35)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 12:08:18 PM EDT
Duuuude...?
-NT
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folkert
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- (3)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 12:22:01 PM EDT
Where's my car?
-NT
- (
bepatient
)
- (1)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:07:15 PM EDT
Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and
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Ashton
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:25:09 PM EDT
Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!!
-NT
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:56:18 PM EDT
Whaddaya make of this, Johnny?
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Meerkat
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- (30)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 08:35:21 AM EDT
Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl!
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bionerd
)
- (29)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 09:15:26 AM EDT
Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn!
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bepatient
)
- (10)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 10:03:33 AM EDT
A bit of packing tape should take care of this.
-NT
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folkert
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- (9)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 10:17:54 AM EDT
I give. What's that from?
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (8)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:08:00 PM EDT
Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained.
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folkert
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- (2)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:27:03 PM EDT
Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs.
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bionerd
)
- (1)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:34:44 PM EDT
That sound you just heard...
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folkert
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:45:10 PM EDT
Same movie
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bepatient
)
- (4)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 03:19:15 PM EDT
Damn, you're good!
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bionerd
)
- (3)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:15:06 PM EDT
I've seen it a few dozens of times
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bepatient
)
- (2)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:27:51 PM EDT
Someone should write a book
-NT
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drewk
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- (1)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:50:42 PM EDT
I'd need a ghost writer.
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bepatient
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:11:56 PM EDT
Just wait, they will thank you
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imqwerky
)
- (17)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 11:21:32 AM EDT
When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg?
-NT
- (
Another Scott
)
- (15)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 01:54:31 PM EDT
What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
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bionerd
)
- (14)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:11:33 PM EDT
Amen, Sistah! :-)
-NT
- (
imqwerky
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:17:58 PM EDT
Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip)
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Ashton
)
- (6)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT
Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"?
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admin
)
- (5)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:20:09 PM EDT
G'ah
- (
bepatient
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:26:59 PM EDT
Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
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bionerd
)
- (3)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:02:58 PM EDT
If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore.
-NT
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folkert
)
- (2)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:04:32 PM EDT
yeah, yeah, yeah........
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- (1)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:11:48 PM EDT
Hey Girl,
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 10:24:55 PM EDT
Then y'all stop...
- (
bepatient
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:13:03 PM EDT
swap spit, no clit got it
-NT
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boxley
)
- (4)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 09:57:48 AM EDT
A poet for the ages!
-NT
- (
imric
)
- (3)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 10:38:54 AM EDT
Yup, ages 7 - 13
-NT
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drewk
)
- (1)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 10:58:33 AM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
boxley
)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 12:17:37 PM EDT
s perv/poet
-NT
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Ashton
)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 02:50:41 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:14:34 PM EDT
Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 09:47:35 PM EDT
oops
- (
imqwerky
)
- (1)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:39:04 AM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
Another Scott
)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:17:26 AM EDT
ROFL!
-NT
- (
imric
)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:10:56 AM EDT
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