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New Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D

Illegitimi non corborundum.
New It might as well have died (I hate rap)
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
     on taking women literally - (boxley) - (105)
         :-) -NT - (mmoffitt)
         *Snicker*. That was a good one. -NT - (bionerd)
         :-) -NT - (cforde)
         How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers... - (imqwerky) - (98)
             :-) Again. -NT - (Another Scott)
             Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all - - (Ashton) - (96)
                 30 days has September - (bionerd) - (95)
                     Simple. - (Another Scott) - (94)
                         An appropriate joke... - (imqwerky) - (92)
                             ..deserves an inappropriate one - (Ashton) - (91)
                                 I know ! - (imqwerky) - (90)
                                     One's a cunning bunch of runts... -NT - (hnick) - (89)
                                         If you answer, you must supply another :) -NT - (imqwerky) - (88)
                                             OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog - - (Ashton) - (87)
                                                 This is an oldie but a goodie - (imqwerky) - (86)
                                                     I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area - (Ashton) - (35)
                                                         I have to confesss... I don't get the joke. - (Meerkat) - (32)
                                                             barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles? -NT - (boxley) - (29)
                                                                 Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery... - (Meerkat) - (28)
                                                                     was bubbles the correct answer to your joke? -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                                                                         Sorry, forgot to answer that bit. - (Meerkat)
                                                                     James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy - (Ashton) - (25)
                                                                         nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that - (boxley) - (10)
                                                                             Yes, but in Murica - - - -NT - (Ashton) - (9)
                                                                                 dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia - (boxley) - (8)
                                                                                     dog/dead pooch/screwed - (Ashton) - (7)
                                                                                         dunno, these looks good - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                                             Man, I love Metallica! -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                 sshhh -NT - (boxley)
                                                                                         Alas - (imqwerky)
                                                                                         Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                             It might as well have died (I hate rap) -NT - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                         Heard him read on NPR - (Arkadiy)
                                                                         That poem stuck a cord with me - (bionerd) - (6)
                                                                             The unkindly reminder that what? - (ben_tilly) - (5)
                                                                                 Either that or I'm boring you - (bionerd) - (4)
                                                                                     Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me... -NT - (ben_tilly) - (3)
                                                                                         Is that good or bad? -NT - (bionerd)
                                                                                         Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke? - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                             Nope - (ben_tilly)
                                                                         Poetry not (quite) dead. - (Meerkat) - (6)
                                                                             My all-time fave - (imqwerky)
                                                                             You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets) - (Ashton) - (4)
                                                                                 I can still recite - (imqwerky) - (3)
                                                                                     I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard - (Ashton) - (1)
                                                                                         Will has a permanent place in my heart. - (imqwerky)
                                                                                     :-) - (ben_tilly)
                                                             You're not alone :-\\ -NT - (SpiceWare)
                                                             Apparently it goes back to this poem. - (Another Scott)
                                                         If you must know... - (imqwerky)
                                                         ICLRPD (new thread) - (imric)
                                                     Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'! - (imqwerky) - (49)
                                                         Gotcha! - (imqwerky) - (48)
                                                             :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                                                             dont get it -NT - (boxley) - (46)
                                                                 Shirley, you jest! -NT - (imqwerky) - (45)
                                                                     and dont call me surely -NT - (boxley) - (44)
                                                                         The fog is getting thicker - (bionerd) - (43)
                                                                             Guess I picked the wrong week... - (bepatient) - (42)
                                                                                 What's our vector Victor? -NT - (bionerd) - (41)
                                                                                     S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me! -NT - (Another Scott) - (40)
                                                                                         Ooo- very good! - (bionerd)
                                                                                         Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow. -NT - (bepatient) - (38)
                                                                                             Ever see a grown man naked? -NT - (bionerd) - (37)
                                                                                                 Do you like movies about gladiators? -NT - (bepatient) - (36)
                                                                                                     Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? -NT - (bionerd) - (35)
                                                                                                         Duuuude...? -NT - (folkert) - (3)
                                                                                                             Where's my car? -NT - (bepatient) - (1)
                                                                                                                 Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and - (Ashton)
                                                                                                             Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!! -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                         Whaddaya make of this, Johnny? - (Meerkat) - (30)
                                                                                                             Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl! - (bionerd) - (29)
                                                                                                                 Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn! - (bepatient) - (10)
                                                                                                                     A bit of packing tape should take care of this. -NT - (folkert) - (9)
                                                                                                                         I give. What's that from? -NT - (bionerd) - (8)
                                                                                                                             Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained. - (folkert) - (2)
                                                                                                                                 Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs. - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                                     That sound you just heard... - (folkert)
                                                                                                                             Same movie - (bepatient) - (4)
                                                                                                                                 Damn, you're good! - (bionerd) - (3)
                                                                                                                                     I've seen it a few dozens of times - (bepatient) - (2)
                                                                                                                                         Someone should write a book -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                                                                                             I'd need a ghost writer. - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                 Just wait, they will thank you - (imqwerky) - (17)
                                                                                                                     When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg? -NT - (Another Scott) - (15)
                                                                                                                         What's wrong with a kiss, boy? - (bionerd) - (14)
                                                                                                                             Amen, Sistah! :-) -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                             Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip) - (Ashton) - (6)
                                                                                                                                 Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"? - (admin) - (5)
                                                                                                                                     G'ah - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                                     Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. - (bionerd) - (3)
                                                                                                                                         If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore. -NT - (folkert) - (2)
                                                                                                                                             yeah, yeah, yeah........ -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                                                 Hey Girl, - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                             Then y'all stop... - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                             swap spit, no clit got it -NT - (boxley) - (4)
                                                                                                                                 A poet for the ages! -NT - (imric) - (3)
                                                                                                                                     Yup, ages 7 - 13 -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                                                                                         :-) -NT - (boxley)
                                                                                                                                     s perv/poet -NT - (Ashton)
                                                                                                                     :-) -NT - (bionerd)
                         Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p -NT - (bionerd)
         oops - (imqwerky) - (1)
             :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
         ROFL! -NT - (imric)

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