Pregnancy is a parasitic infection.

Post #224,608 by Andrew Grygus 9/13/05 4:59:25 PM Reply	Pregnancy is a parasitic infection. Unfortunately the parasite doesn't go away after removal from the body, it just keeps on sucking blood for 18 to 24 years - or longer. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #224,649 by imqwerky 9/13/05 9:53:58 PM Reply	Well MY kids are perfect! Actually, they are pretty good chips off the ol' Critter (with a generous slather of me in the mix). They have their moments, but on the whole, I'm pretty pleased with the way they are turning out. They are smart, reasonably well-liked and fairly well-adjusted. I would say they have more good points than bad. And the bad points, well, Critter and I just try to turn those into something good. The main thing is, I like my kids for who they are. I actually get a kick out of their personalities. Yeah, sometimes they get on my last nerve, but that is just their way of testing the waters of independence. And God knows, I want them to become independent! So, yay for my kids. (Their shit does stink, but at least they know how to spray the Lysol). :-D Peace, Amy Pray for the survivors of Katrina.
Post #224,700 by bionerd 9/14/05 9:26:29 AM Reply	That's how I viewed pregnancy And when I really sat and thought about having a separate living entity inside me I would get queasy. I was not one of those glowing pregnant women. I was one of those 'get this damn thing out of me" women. But now that they're out I cant imagine life without them. Sure, they cost me an arm and a leg, they give me more stress than I care to deal with, they whine, they cry, they fight and they make messes. But my life would be empty without them. There is nothing like a little one spontaneously wrapping their arms around you and saying I love you. Or watching them sleep. Or watching them ride a bike for the first time or open presents Christmas morning. There's a million things that make being a parent the best thing in the world. It's awesome.
Post #224,719 by a6l6e6x 9/14/05 10:39:20 AM Reply	That's not all! One day they'll bring you grandchildren. Now that's a relationship with more positives and fewer negatives. Alex The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell

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