The Resistance(15% brainwash,18% antitolerant,47% patriotic)

Post #224,538 by CRConrad 9/13/05 3:14:44 AM Reply	The Resistance(15% brainwash,18% antitolerant,47% patriotic) Heh -- Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! --I'm not sure I like that "Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy" bit, but OK... My guess is, the questionnaire-maker hadn't fully taken into account the actual differences between some countries -- like where I live -- and wherever he was writing his questions. Oh, and WTF is wrong with Wienerschnitzel?!? But I really liked this: "I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again." :-) [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575\|Ashton Brown]
Post #224,596 by inthane-chan 9/13/05 3:37:22 PM 9/13/05 3:38:54 PM Reply	Ditto. I should probably also mention that I took the zombie horde test as well, and was deemed a capable survivor, with about an 85% chance of making it out in one piece. Somehow, I think the two are related to each other. You are riding a bike.\nYou encounter an unexpected protein consumption event.\nDo you swallow? (Y/N)?\nYou have eaten the small bug. --MORE-- Edited by inthane-chan Sept. 13, 2005, 03:38:54 PM EDT Expand All History
Post #224,602 by drewk 9/13/05 4:27:51 PM Reply	Hmm, I wish they'd show what was the "right" answer Zombie test showed me only hitting 63%, which was only better than 21% of the people my age and gender. Check the 3-Variable Funny Test: the Wit (57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN \| COMPLEX \| DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: [link\|http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/\|http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/]. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais [image\|http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/humortest/wit.gif\|\|\|\|] === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #224,604 by inthane-chan 9/13/05 4:44:28 PM Reply	The "right" answer... ...was to be an (almost) complete and utter amoral bastard. For example, if there's three people on the roof, and you will lose one person freeing them, free them and arm them. If a bud has been bitten and is going to turn, tie him up and trap him with TNT. Stuff like that. When somebody asks you to trade your security for freedom, it isn't your freedom they're talking about.

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