I'm willing to give Todd a shot...
In fact, I'd prefer you, or even BeeP, the the cabal we have now.
(But don't bother sending me any of the current crop of [link|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/07/lib_security_trade/|Brit so-called leaders]. To quote a former Alabama governor, there ain't a dime's worth of difference bewteen them, and our current crop of misfits...)
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shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT