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Post #218,817
by Another Scott
8/11/05 1:54:31 PM
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New When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg?
Post #218,819
by bionerd
8/11/05 2:11:33 PM
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New What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.


---------
Every man should heed that advice.
Post #218,855
by imqwerky
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8/11/05 4:17:58 PM
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New Amen, Sistah! :-)

Illegitimi non corborundum.
Post #218,878
by Ashton
8/11/05 6:08:48 PM
8/11/05 7:06:59 PM
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New Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip)
??
Ya Mean That - - - these modrin whelps never learned how to do That. Either?
Damn.. that explains a lot of other stuff.










Nope, I lied - Love.It.
You are far from the first to bemoan the persistently robotics-grade osculatory eptness of your average Puritan-spawned wannabe-male. The shortened attention span + transistorized joystick obsessions might well have intensified? that cultural ineptitude.
What a thought.. Eeeuwww :-\\

A poster comes to mind, if I can find the wording.. Nope, can't.
Seemed to moi a definitive illustration of Virtuosity VS artless imitation.
~~ then:
Naive ineptness has its charms,
as does technical proficiency,
. . .
. . .
But what you really want is,
Sincere virtuosity.

Aahhhh, Ver\ufffdnica, wherefore art thou now?

Edit:
"My feeling about technique in art," he told an interviewer in 1968, "is that it has about the same value as technique in love-making. That is to say, on the one hand, heartfelt ineptitude has its appeal and, on the other hand, so does heartless skill; but what you want is passionate virtuosity."
{sigh} My synonym skillz don't come close to the just-Right words, again. He's paid better, though.

But then, the range of this artistry is wide, one is So-pleased to discover, while -sadly- noting that some females skipped a lot of their arpeggio and recapitulation practice, as well. Not surprising this.. to anyone who ever {shuddered} through one '05 viewing of Elimidate, ie 'How to Be Monster-enough' to outGro$$ even Teen-TV. Yeah, they'll learn a Lot from that moose-pit.

Still, feedback confirmed all-along that there's no contest for which half wins the Booby Prize for ineptitude er, hands down.
But Hey! - ya could teach (some.. of) 'em,
(less'n they be techno And lost-in-head most all the time).
Buy a Russian bride, indeed.

Never any decent training, simple as that.

New venture?
Osculation Therapy for Idiots\ufffd - Remedial
Expand Edited by Ashton Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT
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Post #218,886
by admin
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8/11/05 6:20:09 PM
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New Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"?
"Oh God, you are so Huge. We're all so really, really impressed down here."
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #218,888
by bepatient
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8/11/05 6:26:59 PM
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New G'ah
yes I have.

/me re-combs his hair after having that last one go over his head so quickly.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #218,902
by bionerd
8/11/05 7:02:58 PM
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New Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
How could you guys miss that when it so nicely followed the clothes on the lower peg bit? Arent you all supposed to be into Monty Python, with your blanc manges and what not?

Must have been the word "clitoris" that caused your neurons to momentarily stop firing. Sorry. I'll be more careful in the future.
Post #218,903
by folkert
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8/11/05 7:04:32 PM
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New If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore.
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Post #218,905
by bionerd
8/11/05 7:11:48 PM
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New yeah, yeah, yeah........
Post #218,928
by imqwerky
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8/11/05 10:24:55 PM
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New Hey Girl,
At least WE know what the hell we're talking about. :-D

I meant to put in the part:
"You don't need to go stampeding on the vagina" in the Amen Sistah post, but was running out the door and didn't have time.


An aside: a friend of mine actually named her kid "John Thomas". At the time, they were living in Australia. She was told never to use his full name in public.
(chortle)

Peace,
Amy



Illegitimi non corborundum.
Post #218,882
by bepatient
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8/11/05 6:13:03 PM
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New Then y'all stop...
..wearing red underwear ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #218,992
by boxley
8/12/05 9:57:48 AM
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New swap spit, no clit got it
"the reason people dont buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfy, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli

Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep
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Post #219,001
by imric
8/12/05 10:38:54 AM
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New A poet for the ages!
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
]
Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 


Post #219,003
by drewk
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8/12/05 10:58:33 AM
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New Yup, ages 7 - 13
===

Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
[link|http://DocHope.com|http://DocHope.com]
Post #219,025
by boxley
8/12/05 12:17:37 PM
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New :-)
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli

Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep
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Post #219,056
by Ashton
8/12/05 2:50:41 PM
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New s perv/poet
     on taking women literally - (boxley) - (105) - Aug. 4, 2005, 03:25:27 PM EDT
         :-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - Aug. 4, 2005, 05:18:18 PM EDT
         *Snicker*. That was a good one. -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 4, 2005, 06:23:53 PM EDT
         :-) -NT - (cforde) - Aug. 5, 2005, 02:37:25 AM EDT
         How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers... - (imqwerky) - (98) - Aug. 5, 2005, 08:59:36 AM EDT
             :-) Again. -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 5, 2005, 11:40:17 AM EDT
             Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all - - (Ashton) - (96) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:02:33 PM EDT
                 30 days has September - (bionerd) - (95) - Aug. 6, 2005, 08:34:36 AM EDT
                     Simple. - (Another Scott) - (94) - Aug. 6, 2005, 11:42:58 AM EDT
                         An appropriate joke... - (imqwerky) - (92) - Aug. 6, 2005, 06:53:13 PM EDT
                             ..deserves an inappropriate one - (Ashton) - (91) - Aug. 6, 2005, 07:59:19 PM EDT
                                 I know ! - (imqwerky) - (90) - Aug. 7, 2005, 09:01:56 AM EDT
                                     One's a cunning bunch of runts... -NT - (hnick) - (89) - Aug. 7, 2005, 12:10:48 PM EDT
                                         If you answer, you must supply another :) -NT - (imqwerky) - (88) - Aug. 7, 2005, 12:26:46 PM EDT
                                             OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog - - (Ashton) - (87) - Aug. 7, 2005, 05:55:14 PM EDT
                                                 This is an oldie but a goodie - (imqwerky) - (86) - Aug. 7, 2005, 06:24:11 PM EDT
                                                     I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area - (Ashton) - (35) - Aug. 8, 2005, 02:11:13 AM EDT
                                                         I have to confesss... I don't get the joke. - (Meerkat) - (32) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:06:32 AM EDT
                                                             barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles? -NT - (boxley) - (29) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:19:40 AM EDT
                                                                 Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery... - (Meerkat) - (28) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:54:29 AM EDT
                                                                     was bubbles the correct answer to your joke? -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:55:49 AM EDT
                                                                         Sorry, forgot to answer that bit. - (Meerkat) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:59:25 AM EDT
                                                                     James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy - (Ashton) - (25) - Aug. 8, 2005, 03:34:50 PM EDT
                                                                         nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that - (boxley) - (10) - Aug. 8, 2005, 03:43:05 PM EDT
                                                                             Yes, but in Murica - - - -NT - (Ashton) - (9) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:51:07 PM EDT
                                                                                 dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia - (boxley) - (8) - Aug. 8, 2005, 06:25:24 PM EDT
                                                                                     dog/dead pooch/screwed - (Ashton) - (7) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:00:15 PM EDT
                                                                                         dunno, these looks good - (boxley) - (2) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:32:02 PM EDT
                                                                                             Man, I love Metallica! -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:55:19 PM EDT
                                                                                                 sshhh -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:30:04 PM EDT
                                                                                         Alas - (imqwerky) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:56:13 PM EDT
                                                                                         Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:59:04 PM EDT
                                                                                             It might as well have died (I hate rap) -NT - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:10:32 PM EDT
                                                                                         Heard him read on NPR - (Arkadiy) - Sept. 20, 2005, 07:45:13 AM EDT
                                                                         That poem stuck a cord with me - (bionerd) - (6) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:04:17 PM EDT
                                                                             The unkindly reminder that what? - (ben_tilly) - (5) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:11:28 PM EDT
                                                                                 Either that or I'm boring you - (bionerd) - (4) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:17:42 PM EDT
                                                                                     Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me... -NT - (ben_tilly) - (3) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:21:20 PM EDT
                                                                                         Is that good or bad? -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:22:17 PM EDT
                                                                                         Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke? - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:28:01 PM EDT
                                                                                             Nope - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:41:50 PM EDT
                                                                         Poetry not (quite) dead. - (Meerkat) - (6) - Aug. 9, 2005, 09:42:31 AM EDT
                                                                             My all-time fave - (imqwerky) - Aug. 9, 2005, 04:25:48 PM EDT
                                                                             You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets) - (Ashton) - (4) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:18:31 PM EDT
                                                                                 I can still recite - (imqwerky) - (3) - Aug. 10, 2005, 02:08:51 PM EDT
                                                                                     I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard - (Ashton) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2005, 02:59:01 PM EDT
                                                                                         Will has a permanent place in my heart. - (imqwerky) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:12:03 PM EDT
                                                                                     :-) - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:13:27 PM EDT
                                                             You're not alone :-\\ -NT - (SpiceWare) - Aug. 8, 2005, 09:50:04 AM EDT
                                                             Apparently it goes back to this poem. - (Another Scott) - Aug. 8, 2005, 12:09:56 PM EDT
                                                         If you must know... - (imqwerky) - Aug. 8, 2005, 11:49:08 AM EDT
                                                         ICLRPD (new thread) - (imric) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:03:40 PM EDT
                                                     Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'! - (imqwerky) - (49) - Aug. 8, 2005, 12:17:23 PM EDT
                                                         Gotcha! - (imqwerky) - (48) - Aug. 8, 2005, 10:08:24 PM EDT
                                                             :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 8, 2005, 11:03:52 PM EDT
                                                             dont get it -NT - (boxley) - (46) - Aug. 9, 2005, 08:28:06 AM EDT
                                                                 Shirley, you jest! -NT - (imqwerky) - (45) - Aug. 9, 2005, 04:28:36 PM EDT
                                                                     and dont call me surely -NT - (boxley) - (44) - Aug. 9, 2005, 06:48:45 PM EDT
                                                                         The fog is getting thicker - (bionerd) - (43) - Aug. 9, 2005, 07:15:23 PM EDT
                                                                             Guess I picked the wrong week... - (bepatient) - (42) - Aug. 9, 2005, 10:34:15 PM EDT
                                                                                 What's our vector Victor? -NT - (bionerd) - (41) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:11:25 AM EDT
                                                                                     S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me! -NT - (Another Scott) - (40) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:22:57 AM EDT
                                                                                         Ooo- very good! - (bionerd) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:29:10 AM EDT
                                                                                         Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow. -NT - (bepatient) - (38) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:34:57 AM EDT
                                                                                             Ever see a grown man naked? -NT - (bionerd) - (37) - Aug. 10, 2005, 10:43:56 AM EDT
                                                                                                 Do you like movies about gladiators? -NT - (bepatient) - (36) - Aug. 10, 2005, 11:16:39 AM EDT
                                                                                                     Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? -NT - (bionerd) - (35) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:08:18 PM EDT
                                                                                                         Duuuude...? -NT - (folkert) - (3) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:22:01 PM EDT
                                                                                                             Where's my car? -NT - (bepatient) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:07:15 PM EDT
                                                                                                                 Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and - (Ashton) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:25:09 PM EDT
                                                                                                             Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!! -NT - (imqwerky) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:56:18 PM EDT
                                                                                                         Whaddaya make of this, Johnny? - (Meerkat) - (30) - Aug. 11, 2005, 08:35:21 AM EDT
                                                                                                             Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl! - (bionerd) - (29) - Aug. 11, 2005, 09:15:26 AM EDT
                                                                                                                 Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn! - (bepatient) - (10) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:03:33 AM EDT
                                                                                                                     A bit of packing tape should take care of this. -NT - (folkert) - (9) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:17:54 AM EDT
                                                                                                                         I give. What's that from? -NT - (bionerd) - (8) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:08:00 PM EDT
                                                                                                                             Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained. - (folkert) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:27:03 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                 Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs. - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:34:44 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                     That sound you just heard... - (folkert) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:45:10 PM EDT
                                                                                                                             Same movie - (bepatient) - (4) - Aug. 11, 2005, 03:19:15 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                 Damn, you're good! - (bionerd) - (3) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:15:06 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                     I've seen it a few dozens of times - (bepatient) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:27:51 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                         Someone should write a book -NT - (drewk) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:50:42 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                             I'd need a ghost writer. - (bepatient) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:11:56 PM EDT
                                                                                                                 Just wait, they will thank you - (imqwerky) - (17) - Aug. 11, 2005, 11:21:32 AM EDT
                                                                                                                     When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg? -NT - (Another Scott) - (15) - Aug. 11, 2005, 01:54:31 PM EDT
                                                                                                                         What's wrong with a kiss, boy? - (bionerd) - (14) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:11:33 PM EDT
                                                                                                                             Amen, Sistah! :-) -NT - (imqwerky) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:17:58 PM EDT
                                                                                                                             Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip) - (Ashton) - (6) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                 Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"? - (admin) - (5) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:20:09 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                     G'ah - (bepatient) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:26:59 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                     Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. - (bionerd) - (3) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:02:58 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                         If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore. -NT - (folkert) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:04:32 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                             yeah, yeah, yeah........ -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:11:48 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                                 Hey Girl, - (imqwerky) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:24:55 PM EDT
                                                                                                                             Then y'all stop... - (bepatient) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:13:03 PM EDT
                                                                                                                             swap spit, no clit got it -NT - (boxley) - (4) - Aug. 12, 2005, 09:57:48 AM EDT
                                                                                                                                 A poet for the ages! -NT - (imric) - (3) - Aug. 12, 2005, 10:38:54 AM EDT
                                                                                                                                     Yup, ages 7 - 13 -NT - (drewk) - (1) - Aug. 12, 2005, 10:58:33 AM EDT
                                                                                                                                         :-) -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 12, 2005, 12:17:37 PM EDT
                                                                                                                                     s perv/poet -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 12, 2005, 02:50:41 PM EDT
                                                                                                                     :-) -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:14:34 PM EDT
                         Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 6, 2005, 09:47:35 PM EDT
         oops - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:39:04 AM EDT
             :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:17:26 AM EDT
         ROFL! -NT - (imric) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:10:56 AM EDT

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