Post #218,794
8/11/05 11:21:32 AM
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Just wait, they will thank you
now that my kids are teenagers, they love not only the Airplane movies, but the Naked Gun stuff as well.
You have much laughing in store for you, liebschen. And what's even better, they will expose you to stuff you never heard of. Invader Zim used to be on Nickelodeon, but it got a leeetle too weird and Nick cancelled it. I had never heard of it, but my 18 yo introduced it to me. Whoa!
So, keep up the good work! And don't forget the Mel Brooks and Monty Python material. Those are an important part of good mental nutrition. LOL
Peace,
Amy
Illegitimi non corborundum.
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Post #218,817
8/11/05 1:54:31 PM
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When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg?
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Post #218,819
8/11/05 2:11:33 PM
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What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
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Every man should heed that advice.
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Post #218,855
8/11/05 4:17:58 PM
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Amen, Sistah! :-)
Illegitimi non corborundum.
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Post #218,878
8/11/05 6:08:48 PM
8/11/05 7:06:59 PM
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Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip)
?? Ya Mean That - - - these modrin whelps never learned how to do That. Either? Damn.. that explains a lot of other stuff. Nope, I lied - Love.It. You are far from the first to bemoan the persistently robotics-grade osculatory eptness of your average Puritan-spawned wannabe-male. The shortened attention span + transistorized joystick obsessions might well have intensified? that cultural ineptitude. What a thought.. Eeeuwww :-\\ A poster comes to mind, if I can find the wording.. Nope, can't. Seemed to moi a definitive illustration of Virtuosity VS artless imitation. ~~ then: Naive ineptness has its charms,
as does technical proficiency,
. . .
. . .
But what you really want is,
Sincere virtuosity.Aahhhh, Ver\ufffdnica, wherefore art thou now?Edit: "My feeling about technique in art," he told an interviewer in 1968, "is that it has about the same value as technique in love-making. That is to say, on the one hand, heartfelt ineptitude has its appeal and, on the other hand, so does heartless skill; but what you want is passionate virtuosity." {sigh} My synonym skillz don't come close to the just-Right words, again. He's paid better, though. But then, the range of this artistry is wide, one is So-pleased to discover, while -sadly- noting that some females skipped a lot of their arpeggio and recapitulation practice, as well. Not surprising this.. to anyone who ever {shuddered} through one '05 viewing of Elimidate, ie 'How to Be Monster-enough' to outGro$$ even Teen-TV. Yeah, they'll learn a Lot from that moose-pit. Still, feedback confirmed all-along that there's no contest for which half wins the Booby Prize for ineptitude er, hands down. But Hey! - ya could teach (some.. of) 'em, (less'n they be techno And lost-in-head most all the time). Buy a Russian bride, indeed. Never any decent training, simple as that.
New venture?
Osculation Therapy for Idiots\ufffd - Remedial
Edited by Ashton
Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT
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Post #218,886
8/11/05 6:20:09 PM
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Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"?
"Oh God, you are so Huge. We're all so really, really impressed down here."
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #218,888
8/11/05 6:26:59 PM
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G'ah
yes I have.
/me re-combs his hair after having that last one go over his head so quickly.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #218,902
8/11/05 7:02:58 PM
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Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
How could you guys miss that when it so nicely followed the clothes on the lower peg bit? Arent you all supposed to be into Monty Python, with your blanc manges and what not?
Must have been the word "clitoris" that caused your neurons to momentarily stop firing. Sorry. I'll be more careful in the future.
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Post #218,903
8/11/05 7:04:32 PM
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If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore.
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[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey
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Post #218,905
8/11/05 7:11:48 PM
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yeah, yeah, yeah........
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Post #218,928
8/11/05 10:24:55 PM
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Hey Girl,
At least WE know what the hell we're talking about. :-D
I meant to put in the part:
"You don't need to go stampeding on the vagina" in the Amen Sistah post, but was running out the door and didn't have time.
An aside: a friend of mine actually named her kid "John Thomas". At the time, they were living in Australia. She was told never to use his full name in public.
(chortle)
Peace,
Amy
Illegitimi non corborundum.
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Post #218,882
8/11/05 6:13:03 PM
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Then y'all stop...
..wearing red underwear ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #218,992
8/12/05 9:57:48 AM
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swap spit, no clit got it
"the reason people dont buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfy, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep
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Post #219,001
8/12/05 10:38:54 AM
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A poet for the ages!
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #219,003
8/12/05 10:58:33 AM
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Yup, ages 7 - 13
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Post #219,025
8/12/05 12:17:37 PM
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:-)
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep
questions, help? [link|mailto:pappas@catholic.org|email pappas at catholic.org]
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Post #219,056
8/12/05 2:50:41 PM
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s perv/poet
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Post #218,820
8/11/05 2:14:34 PM
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:-)
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