Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl!

MCrosky : Ease off Rex, he hasn't flown for years, its not his
\t fault. It could happen to any pilot.
Johnny : It happened to Barbara Stanwick.
MCrosky : Don't push him too hard, give him a break. You gotta
\t remember who you're dealing with.
Johnny : Nick, Leaf, Jerrod, there's a fire in the barn.
Striker : He's right, I can't take the pressure. I was crazy to
\t think I could land this plane.
Elaine : Ted, you're the only hope.
Striker : I don't care. ( Plane starts to nosedive again ) I don't
\t have what it takes. They'd be better off with someone
\t who'd never flown before.
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.

and same subject matter as the Barbara Stanwyk comment that he made one line prior.

Barbara S played the matron on a show called [link|http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/big-valley.htm|"Big Valley"] (a Ponderosa style show) and had 3 sons...one played by a young Lee Majors. Her son's were Nick, Heath and Jarrod.

??
Ya Mean That - - - these modrin whelps never learned how to do That. Either?
Damn.. that explains a lot of other stuff.

Nope, I lied - Love.It.
You are far from the first to bemoan the persistently robotics-grade osculatory eptness of your average Puritan-spawned wannabe-male. The shortened attention span + transistorized joystick obsessions might well have intensified? that cultural ineptitude.
What a thought.. Eeeuwww :-\\

A poster comes to mind, if I can find the wording.. Nope, can't.
Seemed to moi a definitive illustration of Virtuosity VS artless imitation.
~~ then:
Naive ineptness has its charms,
as does technical proficiency,
. . .
. . .
But what you really want is,
Sincere virtuosity.

Aahhhh, Ver\ufffdnica, wherefore art thou now?

Edit:

"My feeling about technique in art," he told an interviewer in 1968, "is that it has about the same value as technique in love-making. That is to say, on the one hand, heartfelt ineptitude has its appeal and, on the other hand, so does heartless skill; but what you want is passionate virtuosity."

{sigh} My synonym skillz don't come close to the just-Right words, again. He's paid better, though.

But then, the range of this artistry is wide, one is So-pleased to discover, while -sadly- noting that some females skipped a lot of their arpeggio and recapitulation practice, as well. Not surprising this.. to anyone who ever {shuddered} through one '05 viewing of Elimidate, ie 'How to Be Monster-enough' to outGro$$ even Teen-TV. Yeah, they'll learn a Lot from that moose-pit.

Still, feedback confirmed all-along that there's no contest for which half wins the Booby Prize for ineptitude er, hands down.
But Hey! - ya could teach (some.. of) 'em,
(less'n they be techno And lost-in-head most all the time).
Buy a Russian bride, indeed.

Never any decent training, simple as that.

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