Post #218,754
8/11/05 6:46:01 AM
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2 straight guys marry
for the tax advantage
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Post #218,758
8/11/05 8:29:35 AM
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There's never been a male/female marriage of convenience...
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #218,765
8/11/05 9:04:03 AM
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Re: 2 straight guys marry
"Generally speaking, marriage should be for love," he said. "People who don't marry for love will find themselves in trouble." People who marry for love also find themselves in trouble. We should all marry for money and be done with it. Next time around I'm gonna find me an obscenely rich old man with a heart condition...yeah, that's the ticket...
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Post #218,774
8/11/05 10:01:29 AM
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Ok Anna
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #218,821
8/11/05 2:18:54 PM
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Re: 2 straight guys marry
>Next time around I'm gonna find me an obscenely rich old man with a heart condition
and then open him up just to see what's inside. Cooool.
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Post #218,828
8/11/05 2:31:34 PM
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I could crack him open if I took this job:
Pay is low and the hours suck, but I have this one tucked away in my job search folder as a back up. It might be worth it for the entertainment value alone.
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AUTOPSY ATTENDANT - Part Time
AUTOPSY ATTENDANCE - Part-Time Non-Eligible
HOURLY RATE: $17.58 TO $22.89
JOB SUMMARY
Under direct supervision, is responsible for preparing bodies and setting up equipment according to the schedule for each autopsy. Opens body cavities, removes various organs, and weighs specimens, storing them in properly marked containers during autopsies. Performs other autopsy functions as directed. Maintains accurate records relating to autopsies. May be assigned to afternoon, midnight or weekend shifts.
WORK LOCATION
Medical Examiner, 1200 N. Telegraph Road, Pontiac, MI 48341
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Post #218,839
8/11/05 3:39:14 PM
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Be still my heart -
You Are the ghoul o'my dreams!
the scream in my coffin,
and I know I'll never need to ask
(while still mobile,
ie until distracted
..for a few seconds)
What's fer lunch, Sweetie?
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Post #218,848
8/11/05 3:51:06 PM
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huh? shouldnt a pathologist be doing some of that?
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Post #218,899
8/11/05 6:58:01 PM
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Nope
The job described is a diener. See [link|http://health.howstuffworks.com/autopsy4.htm|http://health.howstu....com/autopsy4.htm] for an overview of what one does.
Basically a pathologist costs a lot, so it is cost effective to have someone cheaper there to do some of the grunt work.
If you want good money fast from medicine, though, be a model for medical students. The pay is very good, but be warned that you'll earn it. (They need someone to practice rectal and genital exams on...)
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #218,933
8/11/05 10:42:26 PM
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But would the med students clean out cobwebs? :)
Alex
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #218,953
8/12/05 1:33:37 AM
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You'd have to see them after work for that
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #218,849
8/11/05 3:51:59 PM
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You're a heartbreaker
Lung taker
Spleen shaker
Don't you mess around with me
;)
--
Chris Altmann
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Post #218,873
8/11/05 5:29:42 PM
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I know someone who did that...
the problem was that she couldn't help herself, she took care of him as best as she can, and when she left him he was in better health than when they got together. (But she still got a generous settlement because he was grateful - she saved his life and he knows it.)
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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