Typical suit solution to long lines - (tablizer) - (28) - Aug. 10, 2005, 02:57:40 AM EDT
         These people have never heard of a wristwatch...? -NT - (admin) - Aug. 10, 2005, 08:24:38 AM EDT
         They pull that clock stunt in doctor offices, too. - (bionerd) - (26) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:09:28 AM EDT
             If you're in a paper gown... - (admin) - (22) - Aug. 10, 2005, 10:40:03 AM EDT
                 I'm thinking pocket means where the sun doesn't shine. Eek. -NT - (warmachine) - Aug. 10, 2005, 10:58:55 AM EDT
                 Remind me never to borrow a band-aid -NT - (drewk) - (20) - Aug. 10, 2005, 11:10:15 AM EDT
                     No no no... - (bionerd) - (19) - Aug. 10, 2005, 11:54:15 AM EDT
                         flashlight, roll of gauze, forceps, let me pull a rabit etc -NT - (boxley) - (18) - Aug. 10, 2005, 11:59:40 AM EDT
                             The only thing the doc will find - (bionerd) - (17) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:12:18 PM EDT
                                 ROTFL - (ben_tilly) - (13) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:23:09 PM EDT
                                     So you want to meet her ... - (drewk) - (11) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:55:45 PM EDT
                                         Oh, Puh-LEEEEEZ, Drook! -NT - (jb4) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:29:36 PM EDT
                                         Groan -NT - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:14:38 PM EDT
                                         Omniscient LRPD sez - (ben_tilly) - (8) - Aug. 10, 2005, 04:18:53 PM EDT
                                             Conical spray... with sesame seeds! -NT - (inthane-chan) - (7) - Aug. 10, 2005, 04:45:35 PM EDT
                                                 No. It's "MIDDLE-Endian"!!! -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (6) - Aug. 11, 2005, 01:59:35 AM EDT
                                                     How depressing. Brain the size of a planet, and they have - (jake123) - (5) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:03:53 AM EDT
                                                         Could be Windows - count your blessings. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:19:29 AM EDT
                                                             Do your part to keep the LpH climbing! -NT - (inthane-chan) - Aug. 11, 2005, 09:03:48 AM EDT
                                                         When I get my brain implant... - (ben_tilly) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 03:04:54 AM EDT
                                                             I'm trying to be scientific about the ineffable and all... - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:47:05 AM EDT
                                                                 Phrasers on STUN er SHUN! -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 11, 2005, 03:29:31 PM EDT
                                     Understood. - (bionerd) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:37:18 PM EDT
                                 Why does the poem about the spider and the fly come to mind? - (imqwerky) - (2) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:48:44 PM EDT
                                     vinegar and water will fix that -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2005, 05:59:40 PM EDT
                                         You would say that, Douchebag! :-D - (imqwerky) - Aug. 10, 2005, 10:52:39 PM EDT
             I just bill the clinic for my time spent waiting. - (jbrabeck) - Aug. 10, 2005, 11:27:06 AM EDT
             Messing with stuff - (lister) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:59:08 AM EDT
                 Et tu?__Bingo! :-\ufffd -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 11, 2005, 03:31:17 PM EDT