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Illegitimi non corborundum.

Collapse Edited by imqwerky Aug. 5, 2005, 09:39:04 AM EDT
How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers...
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T
GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH
PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE
QUEEN.

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.


9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE
IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE
FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE
SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD
PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

21. YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

22. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE
THE BODIES.



Peace,
Amy

Illegitimi non corborundum.

New :-)
     on taking women literally - (boxley) - (105)
         :-) -NT - (mmoffitt)
         *Snicker*. That was a good one. -NT - (bionerd)
         :-) -NT - (cforde)
         How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers... - (imqwerky) - (98)
             :-) Again. -NT - (Another Scott)
             Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all - - (Ashton) - (96)
                 30 days has September - (bionerd) - (95)
                     Simple. - (Another Scott) - (94)
                         An appropriate joke... - (imqwerky) - (92)
                             ..deserves an inappropriate one - (Ashton) - (91)
                                 I know ! - (imqwerky) - (90)
                                     One's a cunning bunch of runts... -NT - (hnick) - (89)
                                         If you answer, you must supply another :) -NT - (imqwerky) - (88)
                                             OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog - - (Ashton) - (87)
                                                 This is an oldie but a goodie - (imqwerky) - (86)
                                                     I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area - (Ashton) - (35)
                                                         I have to confesss... I don't get the joke. - (Meerkat) - (32)
                                                             barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles? -NT - (boxley) - (29)
                                                                 Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery... - (Meerkat) - (28)
                                                                     was bubbles the correct answer to your joke? -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                                                                         Sorry, forgot to answer that bit. - (Meerkat)
                                                                     James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy - (Ashton) - (25)
                                                                         nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that - (boxley) - (10)
                                                                             Yes, but in Murica - - - -NT - (Ashton) - (9)
                                                                                 dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia - (boxley) - (8)
                                                                                     dog/dead pooch/screwed - (Ashton) - (7)
                                                                                         dunno, these looks good - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                                             Man, I love Metallica! -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                 sshhh -NT - (boxley)
                                                                                         Alas - (imqwerky)
                                                                                         Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                             It might as well have died (I hate rap) -NT - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                         Heard him read on NPR - (Arkadiy)
                                                                         That poem stuck a cord with me - (bionerd) - (6)
                                                                             The unkindly reminder that what? - (ben_tilly) - (5)
                                                                                 Either that or I'm boring you - (bionerd) - (4)
                                                                                     Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me... -NT - (ben_tilly) - (3)
                                                                                         Is that good or bad? -NT - (bionerd)
                                                                                         Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke? - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                             Nope - (ben_tilly)
                                                                         Poetry not (quite) dead. - (Meerkat) - (6)
                                                                             My all-time fave - (imqwerky)
                                                                             You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets) - (Ashton) - (4)
                                                                                 I can still recite - (imqwerky) - (3)
                                                                                     I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard - (Ashton) - (1)
                                                                                         Will has a permanent place in my heart. - (imqwerky)
                                                                                     :-) - (ben_tilly)
                                                             You're not alone :-\\ -NT - (SpiceWare)
                                                             Apparently it goes back to this poem. - (Another Scott)
                                                         If you must know... - (imqwerky)
                                                         ICLRPD (new thread) - (imric)
                                                     Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'! - (imqwerky) - (49)
                                                         Gotcha! - (imqwerky) - (48)
                                                             :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                                                             dont get it -NT - (boxley) - (46)
                                                                 Shirley, you jest! -NT - (imqwerky) - (45)
                                                                     and dont call me surely -NT - (boxley) - (44)
                                                                         The fog is getting thicker - (bionerd) - (43)
                                                                             Guess I picked the wrong week... - (bepatient) - (42)
                                                                                 What's our vector Victor? -NT - (bionerd) - (41)
                                                                                     S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me! -NT - (Another Scott) - (40)
                                                                                         Ooo- very good! - (bionerd)
                                                                                         Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow. -NT - (bepatient) - (38)
                                                                                             Ever see a grown man naked? -NT - (bionerd) - (37)
                                                                                                 Do you like movies about gladiators? -NT - (bepatient) - (36)
                                                                                                     Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? -NT - (bionerd) - (35)
                                                                                                         Duuuude...? -NT - (folkert) - (3)
                                                                                                             Where's my car? -NT - (bepatient) - (1)
                                                                                                                 Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and - (Ashton)
                                                                                                             Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!! -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                         Whaddaya make of this, Johnny? - (Meerkat) - (30)
                                                                                                             Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl! - (bionerd) - (29)
                                                                                                                 Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn! - (bepatient) - (10)
                                                                                                                     A bit of packing tape should take care of this. -NT - (folkert) - (9)
                                                                                                                         I give. What's that from? -NT - (bionerd) - (8)
                                                                                                                             Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained. - (folkert) - (2)
                                                                                                                                 Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs. - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                                     That sound you just heard... - (folkert)
                                                                                                                             Same movie - (bepatient) - (4)
                                                                                                                                 Damn, you're good! - (bionerd) - (3)
                                                                                                                                     I've seen it a few dozens of times - (bepatient) - (2)
                                                                                                                                         Someone should write a book -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                                                                                             I'd need a ghost writer. - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                 Just wait, they will thank you - (imqwerky) - (17)
                                                                                                                     When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg? -NT - (Another Scott) - (15)
                                                                                                                         What's wrong with a kiss, boy? - (bionerd) - (14)
                                                                                                                             Amen, Sistah! :-) -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                             Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip) - (Ashton) - (6)
                                                                                                                                 Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"? - (admin) - (5)
                                                                                                                                     G'ah - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                                     Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. - (bionerd) - (3)
                                                                                                                                         If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore. -NT - (folkert) - (2)
                                                                                                                                             yeah, yeah, yeah........ -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                                                 Hey Girl, - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                             Then y'all stop... - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                             swap spit, no clit got it -NT - (boxley) - (4)
                                                                                                                                 A poet for the ages! -NT - (imric) - (3)
                                                                                                                                     Yup, ages 7 - 13 -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                                                                                         :-) -NT - (boxley)
                                                                                                                                     s perv/poet -NT - (Ashton)
                                                                                                                     :-) -NT - (bionerd)
                         Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p -NT - (bionerd)
         oops - (imqwerky) - (1)
             :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
         ROFL! -NT - (imric)

Non cogito ergo nihil, y'all.
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