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8/5/05 9:05:54 AM

8/5/05 9:39:04 AM

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Illegitimi non corborundum.

Edited by imqwerky Aug. 5, 2005, 09:39:04 AM EDT

How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers...

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T
GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH
PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE
QUEEN.

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE
IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE
FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE
SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD
PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

21. YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

22. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE
THE BODIES.

Peace,
Amy

Illegitimi non corborundum.

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Post #217,657

by Another Scott

8/5/05 9:17:26 AM

:-)

on taking women literally - (boxley) - (105) - Aug. 4, 2005, 03:25:27 PM EDT

:-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - Aug. 4, 2005, 05:18:18 PM EDT

*Snicker*. That was a good one. -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 4, 2005, 06:23:53 PM EDT

:-) -NT - (cforde) - Aug. 5, 2005, 02:37:25 AM EDT

How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers... - (imqwerky) - (98) - Aug. 5, 2005, 08:59:36 AM EDT

:-) Again. -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 5, 2005, 11:40:17 AM EDT

Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all - - (Ashton) - (96) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:02:33 PM EDT

30 days has September - (bionerd) - (95) - Aug. 6, 2005, 08:34:36 AM EDT

Simple. - (Another Scott) - (94) - Aug. 6, 2005, 11:42:58 AM EDT

An appropriate joke... - (imqwerky) - (92) - Aug. 6, 2005, 06:53:13 PM EDT

..deserves an inappropriate one - (Ashton) - (91) - Aug. 6, 2005, 07:59:19 PM EDT

I know ! - (imqwerky) - (90) - Aug. 7, 2005, 09:01:56 AM EDT

One's a cunning bunch of runts... -NT - (hnick) - (89) - Aug. 7, 2005, 12:10:48 PM EDT

If you answer, you must supply another :) -NT - (imqwerky) - (88) - Aug. 7, 2005, 12:26:46 PM EDT

OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog - - (Ashton) - (87) - Aug. 7, 2005, 05:55:14 PM EDT

This is an oldie but a goodie - (imqwerky) - (86) - Aug. 7, 2005, 06:24:11 PM EDT

I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area - (Ashton) - (35) - Aug. 8, 2005, 02:11:13 AM EDT

I have to confesss... I don't get the joke. - (Meerkat) - (32) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:06:32 AM EDT

barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles? -NT - (boxley) - (29) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:19:40 AM EDT

Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery... - (Meerkat) - (28) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:54:29 AM EDT

was bubbles the correct answer to your joke? -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:55:49 AM EDT

Sorry, forgot to answer that bit. - (Meerkat) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:59:25 AM EDT

James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy - (Ashton) - (25) - Aug. 8, 2005, 03:34:50 PM EDT

nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that - (boxley) - (10) - Aug. 8, 2005, 03:43:05 PM EDT

Yes, but in Murica - - - -NT - (Ashton) - (9) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:51:07 PM EDT

dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia - (boxley) - (8) - Aug. 8, 2005, 06:25:24 PM EDT

dog/dead pooch/screwed - (Ashton) - (7) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:00:15 PM EDT

dunno, these looks good - (boxley) - (2) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:32:02 PM EDT

Man, I love Metallica! -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:55:19 PM EDT

sshhh -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:30:04 PM EDT

Alas - (imqwerky) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:56:13 PM EDT

Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 07:59:04 PM EDT

It might as well have died (I hate rap) -NT - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:10:32 PM EDT

Heard him read on NPR - (Arkadiy) - Sept. 20, 2005, 07:45:13 AM EDT

That poem stuck a cord with me - (bionerd) - (6) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:04:17 PM EDT

The unkindly reminder that what? - (ben_tilly) - (5) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:11:28 PM EDT

Either that or I'm boring you - (bionerd) - (4) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:17:42 PM EDT

Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me... -NT - (ben_tilly) - (3) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:21:20 PM EDT

Is that good or bad? -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:22:17 PM EDT

Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke? - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:28:01 PM EDT

Nope - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 8, 2005, 08:41:50 PM EDT

Poetry not (quite) dead. - (Meerkat) - (6) - Aug. 9, 2005, 09:42:31 AM EDT

My all-time fave - (imqwerky) - Aug. 9, 2005, 04:25:48 PM EDT

You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets) - (Ashton) - (4) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:18:31 PM EDT

I can still recite - (imqwerky) - (3) - Aug. 10, 2005, 02:08:51 PM EDT

I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard - (Ashton) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2005, 02:59:01 PM EDT

Will has a permanent place in my heart. - (imqwerky) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:12:03 PM EDT

:-) - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:13:27 PM EDT

You're not alone :-\\ -NT - (SpiceWare) - Aug. 8, 2005, 09:50:04 AM EDT

Apparently it goes back to this poem. - (Another Scott) - Aug. 8, 2005, 12:09:56 PM EDT

If you must know... - (imqwerky) - Aug. 8, 2005, 11:49:08 AM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (imric) - Aug. 10, 2005, 03:03:40 PM EDT

Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'! - (imqwerky) - (49) - Aug. 8, 2005, 12:17:23 PM EDT

Gotcha! - (imqwerky) - (48) - Aug. 8, 2005, 10:08:24 PM EDT

:-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 8, 2005, 11:03:52 PM EDT

dont get it -NT - (boxley) - (46) - Aug. 9, 2005, 08:28:06 AM EDT

Shirley, you jest! -NT - (imqwerky) - (45) - Aug. 9, 2005, 04:28:36 PM EDT

and dont call me surely -NT - (boxley) - (44) - Aug. 9, 2005, 06:48:45 PM EDT

The fog is getting thicker - (bionerd) - (43) - Aug. 9, 2005, 07:15:23 PM EDT

Guess I picked the wrong week... - (bepatient) - (42) - Aug. 9, 2005, 10:34:15 PM EDT

What's our vector Victor? -NT - (bionerd) - (41) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:11:25 AM EDT

S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me! -NT - (Another Scott) - (40) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:22:57 AM EDT

Ooo- very good! - (bionerd) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:29:10 AM EDT

Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow. -NT - (bepatient) - (38) - Aug. 10, 2005, 09:34:57 AM EDT

Ever see a grown man naked? -NT - (bionerd) - (37) - Aug. 10, 2005, 10:43:56 AM EDT

Do you like movies about gladiators? -NT - (bepatient) - (36) - Aug. 10, 2005, 11:16:39 AM EDT

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? -NT - (bionerd) - (35) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:08:18 PM EDT

Duuuude...? -NT - (folkert) - (3) - Aug. 10, 2005, 12:22:01 PM EDT

Where's my car? -NT - (bepatient) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:07:15 PM EDT

Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and - (Ashton) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:25:09 PM EDT

Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!! -NT - (imqwerky) - Aug. 10, 2005, 01:56:18 PM EDT

Whaddaya make of this, Johnny? - (Meerkat) - (30) - Aug. 11, 2005, 08:35:21 AM EDT

Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl! - (bionerd) - (29) - Aug. 11, 2005, 09:15:26 AM EDT

Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn! - (bepatient) - (10) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:03:33 AM EDT

A bit of packing tape should take care of this. -NT - (folkert) - (9) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:17:54 AM EDT

I give. What's that from? -NT - (bionerd) - (8) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:08:00 PM EDT

Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained. - (folkert) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:27:03 PM EDT

Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs. - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:34:44 PM EDT

That sound you just heard... - (folkert) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:45:10 PM EDT

Same movie - (bepatient) - (4) - Aug. 11, 2005, 03:19:15 PM EDT

Damn, you're good! - (bionerd) - (3) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:15:06 PM EDT

I've seen it a few dozens of times - (bepatient) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:27:51 PM EDT

Someone should write a book -NT - (drewk) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:50:42 PM EDT

I'd need a ghost writer. - (bepatient) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:11:56 PM EDT

Just wait, they will thank you - (imqwerky) - (17) - Aug. 11, 2005, 11:21:32 AM EDT

When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg? -NT - (Another Scott) - (15) - Aug. 11, 2005, 01:54:31 PM EDT

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? - (bionerd) - (14) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:11:33 PM EDT

Amen, Sistah! :-) -NT - (imqwerky) - Aug. 11, 2005, 04:17:58 PM EDT

Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip) - (Ashton) - (6) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT

Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"? - (admin) - (5) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:20:09 PM EDT

G'ah - (bepatient) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:26:59 PM EDT

Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. - (bionerd) - (3) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:02:58 PM EDT

If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore. -NT - (folkert) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:04:32 PM EDT

yeah, yeah, yeah........ -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2005, 07:11:48 PM EDT

Hey Girl, - (imqwerky) - Aug. 11, 2005, 10:24:55 PM EDT

Then y'all stop... - (bepatient) - Aug. 11, 2005, 06:13:03 PM EDT

swap spit, no clit got it -NT - (boxley) - (4) - Aug. 12, 2005, 09:57:48 AM EDT

A poet for the ages! -NT - (imric) - (3) - Aug. 12, 2005, 10:38:54 AM EDT

Yup, ages 7 - 13 -NT - (drewk) - (1) - Aug. 12, 2005, 10:58:33 AM EDT

:-) -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 12, 2005, 12:17:37 PM EDT

s perv/poet -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 12, 2005, 02:50:41 PM EDT

:-) -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 11, 2005, 02:14:34 PM EDT

Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 6, 2005, 09:47:35 PM EDT

oops - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:39:04 AM EDT

:-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:17:26 AM EDT

ROFL! -NT - (imric) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:10:56 AM EDT

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