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Post #217,551
by
mmoffitt
8/4/05 5:18:18 PM
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:-)
bcnu,
Mikem
It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
on taking women literally
- (
boxley
)
- (105)
- Aug. 4, 2005, 03:25:27 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
mmoffitt
)
- Aug. 4, 2005, 05:18:18 PM EDT
*Snicker*. That was a good one.
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- Aug. 4, 2005, 06:23:53 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
cforde
)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 02:37:25 AM EDT
How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers...
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imqwerky
)
- (98)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 08:59:36 AM EDT
:-) Again.
-NT
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Another Scott
)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 11:40:17 AM EDT
Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all -
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Ashton
)
- (96)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:02:33 PM EDT
30 days has September
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bionerd
)
- (95)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 08:34:36 AM EDT
Simple.
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Another Scott
)
- (94)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 11:42:58 AM EDT
An appropriate joke...
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imqwerky
)
- (92)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 06:53:13 PM EDT
..deserves an inappropriate one
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Ashton
)
- (91)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 07:59:19 PM EDT
I know !
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imqwerky
)
- (90)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 09:01:56 AM EDT
One's a cunning bunch of runts...
-NT
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hnick
)
- (89)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 12:10:48 PM EDT
If you answer, you must supply another :)
-NT
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imqwerky
)
- (88)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 12:26:46 PM EDT
OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog -
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Ashton
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- (87)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 05:55:14 PM EDT
This is an oldie but a goodie
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imqwerky
)
- (86)
- Aug. 7, 2005, 06:24:11 PM EDT
I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area
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Ashton
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- (35)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 02:11:13 AM EDT
I have to confesss... I don't get the joke.
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Meerkat
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- (32)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:06:32 AM EDT
barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles?
-NT
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boxley
)
- (29)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:19:40 AM EDT
Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery...
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Meerkat
)
- (28)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:54:29 AM EDT
was bubbles the correct answer to your joke?
-NT
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boxley
)
- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:55:49 AM EDT
Sorry, forgot to answer that bit.
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Meerkat
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:59:25 AM EDT
James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy
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Ashton
)
- (25)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 03:34:50 PM EDT
nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that
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boxley
)
- (10)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 03:43:05 PM EDT
Yes, but in Murica - - -
-NT
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Ashton
)
- (9)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 05:51:07 PM EDT
dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia
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boxley
)
- (8)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 06:25:24 PM EDT
dog/dead pooch/screwed
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Ashton
)
- (7)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:00:15 PM EDT
dunno, these looks good
- (
boxley
)
- (2)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:32:02 PM EDT
Man, I love Metallica!
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:55:19 PM EDT
sshhh
-NT
- (
boxley
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:30:04 PM EDT
Alas
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:56:13 PM EDT
Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D
-NT
- (
imqwerky
)
- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 07:59:04 PM EDT
It might as well have died (I hate rap)
-NT
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ben_tilly
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:10:32 PM EDT
Heard him read on NPR
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Arkadiy
)
- Sept. 20, 2005, 07:45:13 AM EDT
That poem stuck a cord with me
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bionerd
)
- (6)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:04:17 PM EDT
The unkindly reminder that what?
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ben_tilly
)
- (5)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:11:28 PM EDT
Either that or I'm boring you
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bionerd
)
- (4)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:17:42 PM EDT
Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me...
-NT
- (
ben_tilly
)
- (3)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:21:20 PM EDT
Is that good or bad?
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:22:17 PM EDT
Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke?
- (
imqwerky
)
- (1)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:28:01 PM EDT
Nope
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ben_tilly
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 08:41:50 PM EDT
Poetry not (quite) dead.
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Meerkat
)
- (6)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 09:42:31 AM EDT
My all-time fave
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 04:25:48 PM EDT
You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets)
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Ashton
)
- (4)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:18:31 PM EDT
I can still recite
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imqwerky
)
- (3)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 02:08:51 PM EDT
I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard
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Ashton
)
- (1)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 02:59:01 PM EDT
Will has a permanent place in my heart.
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 03:12:03 PM EDT
:-)
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ben_tilly
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 03:13:27 PM EDT
You're not alone :-\\
-NT
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SpiceWare
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 09:50:04 AM EDT
Apparently it goes back to this poem.
- (
Another Scott
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 12:09:56 PM EDT
If you must know...
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imqwerky
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 11:49:08 AM EDT
ICLRPD (new thread)
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imric
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 03:03:40 PM EDT
Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'!
- (
imqwerky
)
- (49)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 12:17:23 PM EDT
Gotcha!
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imqwerky
)
- (48)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 10:08:24 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
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Another Scott
)
- Aug. 8, 2005, 11:03:52 PM EDT
dont get it
-NT
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boxley
)
- (46)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 08:28:06 AM EDT
Shirley, you jest!
-NT
- (
imqwerky
)
- (45)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 04:28:36 PM EDT
and dont call me surely
-NT
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boxley
)
- (44)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 06:48:45 PM EDT
The fog is getting thicker
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bionerd
)
- (43)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 07:15:23 PM EDT
Guess I picked the wrong week...
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bepatient
)
- (42)
- Aug. 9, 2005, 10:34:15 PM EDT
What's our vector Victor?
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (41)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:11:25 AM EDT
S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me!
-NT
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Another Scott
)
- (40)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:22:57 AM EDT
Ooo- very good!
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bionerd
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:29:10 AM EDT
Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow.
-NT
- (
bepatient
)
- (38)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 09:34:57 AM EDT
Ever see a grown man naked?
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (37)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 10:43:56 AM EDT
Do you like movies about gladiators?
-NT
- (
bepatient
)
- (36)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 11:16:39 AM EDT
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (35)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 12:08:18 PM EDT
Duuuude...?
-NT
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folkert
)
- (3)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 12:22:01 PM EDT
Where's my car?
-NT
- (
bepatient
)
- (1)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:07:15 PM EDT
Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and
- (
Ashton
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:25:09 PM EDT
Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!!
-NT
- (
imqwerky
)
- Aug. 10, 2005, 01:56:18 PM EDT
Whaddaya make of this, Johnny?
- (
Meerkat
)
- (30)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 08:35:21 AM EDT
Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl!
- (
bionerd
)
- (29)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 09:15:26 AM EDT
Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn!
- (
bepatient
)
- (10)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 10:03:33 AM EDT
A bit of packing tape should take care of this.
-NT
- (
folkert
)
- (9)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 10:17:54 AM EDT
I give. What's that from?
-NT
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bionerd
)
- (8)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:08:00 PM EDT
Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained.
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folkert
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- (2)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:27:03 PM EDT
Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs.
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bionerd
)
- (1)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:34:44 PM EDT
That sound you just heard...
- (
folkert
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:45:10 PM EDT
Same movie
- (
bepatient
)
- (4)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 03:19:15 PM EDT
Damn, you're good!
- (
bionerd
)
- (3)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:15:06 PM EDT
I've seen it a few dozens of times
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bepatient
)
- (2)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:27:51 PM EDT
Someone should write a book
-NT
- (
drewk
)
- (1)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:50:42 PM EDT
I'd need a ghost writer.
- (
bepatient
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:11:56 PM EDT
Just wait, they will thank you
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imqwerky
)
- (17)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 11:21:32 AM EDT
When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg?
-NT
- (
Another Scott
)
- (15)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 01:54:31 PM EDT
What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
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bionerd
)
- (14)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:11:33 PM EDT
Amen, Sistah! :-)
-NT
- (
imqwerky
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 04:17:58 PM EDT
Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip)
- (
Ashton
)
- (6)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT
Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"?
- (
admin
)
- (5)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:20:09 PM EDT
G'ah
- (
bepatient
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:26:59 PM EDT
Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
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bionerd
)
- (3)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:02:58 PM EDT
If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore.
-NT
- (
folkert
)
- (2)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:04:32 PM EDT
yeah, yeah, yeah........
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- (1)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 07:11:48 PM EDT
Hey Girl,
- (
imqwerky
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 10:24:55 PM EDT
Then y'all stop...
- (
bepatient
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 06:13:03 PM EDT
swap spit, no clit got it
-NT
- (
boxley
)
- (4)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 09:57:48 AM EDT
A poet for the ages!
-NT
- (
imric
)
- (3)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 10:38:54 AM EDT
Yup, ages 7 - 13
-NT
- (
drewk
)
- (1)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 10:58:33 AM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
boxley
)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 12:17:37 PM EDT
s perv/poet
-NT
- (
Ashton
)
- Aug. 12, 2005, 02:50:41 PM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- Aug. 11, 2005, 02:14:34 PM EDT
Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p
-NT
- (
bionerd
)
- Aug. 6, 2005, 09:47:35 PM EDT
oops
- (
imqwerky
)
- (1)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:39:04 AM EDT
:-)
-NT
- (
Another Scott
)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:17:26 AM EDT
ROFL!
-NT
- (
imric
)
- Aug. 5, 2005, 09:10:56 AM EDT
i
we
they
.org
The Men In Black have been bendin' my ear.
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