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by imqwerky
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7/11/05 11:26:29 AM
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REDNECK LOVE POEM



SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;

SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.

SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL

SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.



PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.

I'D JUST AS-SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,

BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE

AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,

BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,

HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.



YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER,

BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'

I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,

JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


Pieces,
Amy

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"

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Post #214,214
by ben_tilly
7/11/05 12:39:18 PM
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New That's a modified version of a song
[link|http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/dtrad/pages/tiJOHNFAIR.html|http://sniff.numachi...s/tiJOHNFAIR.html]

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
     You have to expect... - (ben_tilly) - (21) - July 11, 2005, 11:01:25 AM EDT
         And the battle begins anew! - (imqwerky) - (20) - July 11, 2005, 11:15:58 AM EDT
             Jackie Martling special - (boxley) - (2) - July 11, 2005, 11:18:46 AM EDT
                 Okay, here's a better one... - (imqwerky) - (1) - July 11, 2005, 11:26:29 AM EDT
                     That's a modified version of a song - (ben_tilly) - July 11, 2005, 12:39:18 PM EDT
             Two Jews are sitting on a park bench... - (ben_tilly) - (16) - July 11, 2005, 11:21:23 AM EDT
                 Another park bench joke.... - (imqwerky) - (15) - July 11, 2005, 01:42:19 PM EDT
                     Here's a fair joke - (ben_tilly) - (14) - July 11, 2005, 02:35:19 PM EDT
                         Here's another joke lifted from a song.... - (imqwerky) - (13) - July 11, 2005, 06:37:36 PM EDT
                             A bit of history for you... - (ben_tilly) - (9) - July 11, 2005, 07:02:58 PM EDT
                                 Oh Ben.... - (imqwerky) - (8) - July 11, 2005, 07:11:22 PM EDT
                                     Gah, I told that one as well? - (ben_tilly) - (7) - July 11, 2005, 09:10:16 PM EDT
                                         Okay, another volley :) - (imqwerky) - (6) - July 17, 2005, 11:13:13 PM EDT
                                             Ruh, roh. - (ben_tilly) - (5) - July 17, 2005, 11:59:51 PM EDT
                                                 Pattinando: - (imqwerky) - (4) - July 18, 2005, 01:33:33 AM EDT
                                                     I thought that I told you that one! - (ben_tilly) - (3) - July 18, 2005, 01:41:44 AM EDT
                                                         Nope! - (imqwerky) - (2) - July 18, 2005, 11:16:51 AM EDT
                                                             Well then... - (ben_tilly) - (1) - July 18, 2005, 04:50:57 PM EDT
                                                                 That should be "Tell Me", not "Tell me" ... hth, hand, yhbt -NT - (drewk) - July 18, 2005, 04:49:26 PM EDT
                             That's "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers - (lincoln) - (2) - July 25, 2005, 05:30:29 PM EDT
                                 Which came first, the joke or the song? - (ben_tilly) - July 25, 2005, 05:42:53 PM EDT
                                 Now I remember... - (imqwerky) - July 25, 2005, 09:08:35 PM EDT

So, what we gonna do tonight, Bwain?
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