Post #208,201
5/23/05 9:59:52 AM
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If done right,
It's not hard to bring a woman to multiple orgasms. It's not really enjoyable unless shared by both. Rare is the quickie...
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #208,210
5/23/05 10:29:37 AM
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You just don't understand the principles behind
Simultaneous multiple erogenous zone manipulation.
1 appendage can be used in many places.
1 mouth is very flexible and very adaptable to many locations
2 hands used in combination or completely seperate locations
Not to mention the Add-Ons that can extend function *AND* form. No need to go further.
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Post #208,211
5/23/05 10:34:59 AM
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Oh my! I think it's time you buy me that drink, sailor :-D
KIDDING!!!!
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Post #208,217
5/23/05 10:57:49 AM
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I have Diet Mountain Dew or Crab Juice, your choice.
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Post #208,280
5/23/05 5:08:59 PM
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No Stoli? Tangueray? Cabo Wabo?
I'll pass on the crab juice, thanks.
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Post #208,285
5/23/05 5:11:30 PM
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That'll be at Bill's .. oh, that's right :-/
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Post #208,288
5/23/05 5:16:53 PM
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:-(
I'll knock back a few that night and you all can call me to let me know what a great time you're having without me. Take a bunch of pics and I'll try to guess who's who!
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Post #208,289
5/23/05 5:26:27 PM
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We have *got* to get a webcam this year
Anyone got one they can bring?
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Post #208,297
5/23/05 5:44:36 PM
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Sounds good to me!
I'll be sitting here all by my lonesome. I dont have a webcam, but I'd buy one special, just for this!
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Post #208,304
5/23/05 6:12:21 PM
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Can't you PAY someone to take your job for 3 days?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #208,381
5/24/05 1:09:39 PM
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It doesnt work like that
We contract with certain airlines to do their disaster response. We have relationships with the airline and airport execs. We cant bring in someone new to respond during a crisis. Thats very bad form.
However...technically speaking, if I have my cell, a land line phone and computer with Access, I can do my job from anywhere. Whether I can do it drunk from the middle of a wild party is another matter entirely. I'll give it some thought, but I'm not promising anything.
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Post #208,384
5/24/05 1:33:15 PM
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I'm certain those 3 criteria can be met.
You are, after all, conversing with a bunch technofreaks :)
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Post #208,388
5/24/05 1:37:52 PM
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And just plain freaks
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Post #208,395
5/24/05 1:51:14 PM
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Who you calling *PLAIN*?
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Post #208,390
5/24/05 1:39:28 PM
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Just have Shrub declare a 3 day no-fly zone for your area
thereby ensuring no disasters.
Or, we (well, not me) could attempt to restrict your alcohol consumption thereby preventing you from being totally drunk at the wild party.
Nah, go with the no fly zone. Enjoy the party.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #208,396
5/24/05 1:51:35 PM
5/24/05 1:58:12 PM
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Well, that no fly zone would include
North America, South America and the Caribbean. Pretty tall order.
If I'm at a party, I'm gonna be drinking. I know me. I dont get out much (especially without the kids) and when I do, I have to pack a whole lot of living into small window of time.
Gotta think on this.
Edited by bionerd
May 24, 2005, 01:58:12 PM EDT
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Post #208,408
5/24/05 2:15:25 PM
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Not so tall an order for a Shrub ego
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #208,406
5/24/05 2:11:11 PM
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you will be surounded by disaster specialists
both in creating and handling same.If its a gig you CAN safely handle remotely we can fix the technology and assist if you do get called in.
thanx.
bill
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Post #208,391
5/24/05 1:40:05 PM
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I have a webcam now.
Will need to get it set up. Anyone have suggestions on a service?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #208,397
5/24/05 1:53:03 PM
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Could bounce it off knight. Along with
that other thing I did a bit ago.
That way, nobody would have direct access to your Camera.
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Post #208,412
5/24/05 2:26:28 PM
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we can play around with it a bit night before.
Will likely run it off of one of the laptops and locate it somewhere indoors...we all have a tendency to gather in the dining room...might be a good place...and we could locate the "table" back towards that window that also serves as the speaker wire conduit
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #208,469
5/24/05 10:22:04 PM
5/24/05 10:22:19 PM
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Ooh! Ooh! Publish the URL right before the party
so those of us who dare can vicariously experience the spectacle!
jb4
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May 24, 2005, 10:22:19 PM EDT
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Post #208,471
5/24/05 10:43:27 PM
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My concern...
I'd still appreciate my name and picture not getting associated on the internet. If there will be a public recording of the webcam later, then I want to know how not to be in it.
Thanks,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #208,473
5/24/05 11:31:26 PM
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You will have to avoid it or wear a mask
Once broadcast, the genie cannot be put back in and censored.
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Post #208,477
5/25/05 12:13:19 AM
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Then I'd like it to be easy to avoid.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #208,478
5/25/05 12:14:31 AM
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Agreed
Different reasons, same results.
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Post #208,498
5/25/05 8:06:45 AM
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It'l be where beep decides it'll be.
I am sure, very obvious in nature and adorned with some type of signage like this one or something close: [image|/forums/images/warning.png|0|This is sarcasm...]
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Post #208,503
5/25/05 8:40:38 AM
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It would only be recorded...
...if someone recorded it. I don't have any issues with anyone wishing to remain anonymous. It just lends credence to the "child molester" image that we strive to maintain :-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #208,506
5/25/05 8:44:00 AM
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HA! go look at the reply to the camera issue!
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Post #208,281
5/23/05 5:09:09 PM
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No Stoli? Tangueray? Cabo Wabo?
I'll pass on the crab juice, thanks.
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Post #208,216
5/23/05 10:56:23 AM
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And don't forget the Beer Googles.
This thread has passed up the TMI milestone. (or was that - this thread is useless without pics?) :-)
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Post #208,221
5/23/05 11:09:05 AM
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I said it NOT hard to
not it's hard
Well, it usually is... ;-)
I fully employ all methods...
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #208,226
5/23/05 11:32:05 AM
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Depends on the woman.
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #208,227
5/23/05 11:34:46 AM
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Sounds kinky...
...or did you not really mean [link|http://www.depend.com/|Depend] in the plural sense of the word?
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