Post #1,954
7/16/01 5:17:29 PM
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Only if you read them
I don't think having them read to you does the same thing.
But if you read to your kids, they want to do it themselves, which leads to the loss of advanced memory function. Yeah, I failed: instead of memorizing the Oddesey when I read it to them, my kids got the idea it would be cool to know how to read it themselves.
By the way - epic poetry doesn't work very well as bedtime reading. Didn't work when my mom tried it on me, didn't work when I tried it on my kids.
Maybe we need new translations. Alas that we have lost Dr. Seuss (one of the greatest poets of the 20th century, and I say that without a hint of irony of any kind)
Achillies, would you, could you march on Troy? Because of the side you are on? I will not, will not march on troy, because you are a jerk, Agamemnon.
Would you could you, as an Achaean? Agamemnon, dream on.
Would you, could you, cuz they offed your pal? THOSE BASTARDS! I will kill them all!
Clearly, I am not Dr. Seuss. But I think that might work better than some versions I've read.
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Post #1,955
7/16/01 5:23:02 PM
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Post of the Day! Congratulations!!! :-)
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Post #1,956
7/16/01 5:32:59 PM
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Incidently, another had similar thoughts.
A comparison between the Odyssey and Seuss's "You're only old once"
[link|http://www.muohio.edu/~delucej/senectus/essays/hubacher.html|Homer Meets Dr. Seuss]
Another master of poetry with a Seuss-esq spin was Shel Silverstein. [link|http://www.geocities.com/selyfriday/Silverstein/bookgiv.html|The Giving Tree] is amazing, IMHO. (Beware it's a Geocities link so there'll be a popup...)
Cheers, Scott.
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Post #1,959
7/16/01 6:10:36 PM
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Silverstein!
My now-pregnant daughter found out about Santa because I failed to adequately hide my copy of Unka Shelby's ABZs. A real genius. Also wrote most of the lyrics for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. (Only 16, Penecillin Penny, I Got Stoned and I Missed It...)
Now there's a poet: deep and moving when he wants to be, but mostly crass and earthy and rude and very, very funny. And always manages to arrange it so that the exactly right word happens to sound perfect.
Somehow, I think I am better able to face life because of having read and heard his poetry.
White guys in suits know best - Pat McCurdy
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Post #1,965
7/16/01 6:54:34 PM
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Bravo!
I've always suspected that the siege of Troy was closer to a village fistfight with bloodshed than to an event of epic proportions!
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Post #1,982
7/16/01 9:27:19 PM
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when you consider the attitudes of the correspondents
who practiced the phalanx by ripping out trees and calling it fucking, they took their warfare serious. Either that or 2 guys were in the trojan horse and 5 guys waited outside. Hey maybe your right! Condom brand trojan is much smaller than magnum! thanx, bill
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Post #2,881
7/26/01 11:15:36 AM
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Agreement, but question
Arkadiy: I've always suspected that the siege of Troy was closer to a village fistfight with bloodshed than to an event of epic proportions! Yeah, sure... But: What is "epic proportions", then, if not just lots of bloodshed?
Christian R. Conrad The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
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Post #2,892
7/26/01 11:44:40 AM
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Definition of epic proportions:
Such that someone is willing to compose an epic.
An unsung hero is one who failed to properly inspire the poets - poets find heroic deeds and generosity to poets far more inspirational than heroic deeds alone.
Like the current situation where a small event with good video is more newsworthy than a large one without, I suspect the Trojan War was an epic event in large part because of the quality of the poets who sang of it. It did involve the destruction of a significant enough city that evidence could be found thousands of years later, so we aren't talking about a completely media-generated event.
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Post #3,127
7/30/01 7:50:28 PM
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Certainly not lots of bloodshed
Most of the major (oh, let's say the top five) battles of WW 1 were bloodier than almost every previous conflict in the world combined, with the possible exception that the American Civil War might skew the "every previous conflict" a bit.
What was it, a million or two at Verdun? Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen *any* epic movies or stories about that war.
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Post #3,138
7/30/01 9:24:59 PM
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sgt york? Rather tame by what actually happened.
I would love to see a realistic remake of that story. A typical hill boy who cut his teeth on guns but was peaceable by nature. thanx, bill
Our bureaucracy and our laws have turned the world into a clean, safe work camp. We are raising a nation of slaves. Chuck Palahniuk
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Post #3,226
7/31/01 11:37:15 AM
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Wouldn't be beleivable.
That story could only happen in real life.
For those unfamiliar, York was a young man seriously dedicated to peace. IIRC, he was drafted.
Anyway, he found himself alone and facing a German installation that was about to do some things that were not peacable. (Was it executing the rest of his unit? I really should look this up again.) So Sgt. York captured them. All by himself. The story goes that he later explained that he surrounded them...
Saved many Allied lives. And did so while respecting, as much as possible under the circumstances, the lives of the enemy. From what I have heard, he remained a very gentle and peacefull man.
A hero in every sense of the term*.
It is a shame that his story is not more commonly known.
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* Including the nearly ancient Greek one. But not the really ancient Greek term. That term meant a vampire-type undead person, and later the usage changed to refer specificaly to one who lives past death by epic poetry of his deeds.
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Post #3,247
7/31/01 1:03:22 PM
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Here's the story
His unit was pinned down by a machine gun nest, and they were trying to outflank it and come at it from the rear. The rest of the flanking unit captured a number of Germans and between guarding them and trying to keep from being shot by the machine guns were trying to figure out what to do. York went on ahead to the machine gun emplacement and started picking them off one by one (as he put it, they had to stick their heads up to see him and he'd touch them off when they did) until a few rushed him. Eventually the German unit became so demoralized that the major surrendered his unit . As York was marching his 100 prisoners back to the American lines, they picked up a few others.
From his account ([link|http://www.alvincyork.org/Diary.htm|http://www.alvincyork.org/Diary.htm]),
There were considerably over 100 prisoners now. It was a problem to get them back safely to our own lines. There were so many of them, there was danger of our own artillery mistaking us for a German counterattack and opening upon us. I sure was relieved when we ran into the relief squads that had been sent forward through the brush to help us.
OCTOBER 8th 1918 (continued)
So when I got back to my major's p.c. I had 132 prisoners. We marched those German prisoners on back into the American lines to the battalion p.c. (post of command), and there we came to the Intelligence Department. Lieutenant Woods came out and counted 132 prisoners. And when he counted them he said, "York, have you captured the whole German army?" And I told him I had a tolerable few.
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Post #3,347
8/1/01 2:01:25 AM
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No idea he had kept a diary - thanks.
While the Hollywood version did present some improbables - like the Major? being much concerned with York's philosophical misgivings - it seems that Gary Cooper gave us a reasonable facsimile of York. (The artifice of giving turkey calls! as he picked off the Germans in a trench, one by one - seems utterly York-like, as I read his own words.. Hell, even if it isn't true (?) I'd prefer to believe it.)
At least I cannot imagine a sequel which might add anything to his performance - there are no young Gary Coopers. Would that H'wood would learn that you just can't remake most other classic performances (say, Sabrina.. or any of the noir flics).
Cheers,
A.
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Post #3,151
7/30/01 10:46:59 PM
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"Tunes of Glory", "All Quiet on the Western Front"
Alex
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Post #2,311
7/19/01 11:00:12 AM
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Homer translations
Last year I came across the relatively new translations of the Iliad and Odyssey by Robert Fagles. The language is so musical and metrical that it makes you want to read aloud, yet the meaning flows easily and compellingly also. Recommended!
A short PBS interview with Fagles from 1997 [link|http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/entertainment/jan-june97/odyssey_3-3.html|here].
Giovanni
Pedestrian, n. The variable (and audible) part of the roadway for an automobile. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Post #2,313
7/19/01 11:05:05 AM
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Thanks
That kind of information is greatly appreciated!
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Post #2,323
7/19/01 12:40:18 PM
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You're welcome -- enjoy! --!msg
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