Personal National Security Accounts? Sounds interesting....
Private National Security Accounts
Participants can divert %80 of money spent on their current protection from al Qaeda into a futures fund
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Your Investment Options -- Your money will be invested in Haliburton or Bechtel stocks -- Haliburton and Bechtel CEOs may withdraw from your account*
(*but only upon their retirement)

... but upon further review, this is pretty much the current system!

Giovanni