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Post #194,892
by Ashton
2/15/05 11:50:44 PM
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New Don Asmussen Bad Reporter - has the Answers
[link|http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/02/11/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL| here].
HOW ABOUT PRIVATE NATIONAL SECURITY ACCOUNTS?
INDIVIDUALS CAN DIVERT 80% OF THEIR CURRENT SAFETY TO FUTURE
Post #194,950
by GBert
2/16/05 10:56:50 AM
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New Re: Don Asmussen Bad Reporter - has the Answers
Personal National Security Accounts? Sounds interesting....
Private National Security Accounts
Participants can divert %80 of money spent on their current protection from al Qaeda into a futures fund
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Your Investment Options -- Your money will be invested in Haliburton or Bechtel stocks -- Haliburton and Bechtel CEOs may withdraw from your account*
(*but only upon their retirement)

... but upon further review, this is pretty much the current system!

Giovanni
Have whatever values you have. That's what America is for.
You don't need George Bush for that.
     Missle defense test fails again - (JayMehaffey) - (14) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:14:43 AM EST
         I guess they need more $$$ -NT - (ChrisR) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:17:40 AM EST
         There's a lot of debate up here about the abm program - (jake123) - (3) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:21:08 AM EST
             Never happen - (drewk) - Feb. 15, 2005, 12:18:28 PM EST
             Canada had better watch it - (JayMehaffey) - (1) - Feb. 15, 2005, 12:30:51 PM EST
                 No shit - (jake123) - Feb. 15, 2005, 01:13:50 PM EST
         And the official word will be . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:55:52 AM EST
         They're missing the GPS in the "enemy" missile -NT - (Simon_Jester) - Feb. 15, 2005, 12:47:36 PM EST
         They forgot to light the fuse -NT - (jbrabeck) - (3) - Feb. 15, 2005, 01:40:25 PM EST
             Or perhaps the hand-brake was still on. -NT - (static) - (2) - Feb. 15, 2005, 10:07:31 PM EST
                 You Wallace & Grommitt freak, you! -NT - (Ashton) - (1) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:43:40 PM EST
                     The handbrake is one of my favourite bits in A Grand Day Out -NT - (static) - Feb. 16, 2005, 01:25:07 AM EST
         Don Asmussen Bad Reporter - has the Answers - (Ashton) - (1) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:50:44 PM EST
             Re: Don Asmussen Bad Reporter - has the Answers - (GBert) - Feb. 16, 2005, 10:56:50 AM EST
         "The cause of the failure was under investigation." - (jb4) - Feb. 17, 2005, 07:08:40 PM EST

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