Hockey?
Oh, Ice hockey.
Hockey (as I know it) is a sport played by big, vaguely colonial (it's still a popular sport in the Indian subcontinent, at least among the educated classes) upper-class girls who know how to hurt you.[0]
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[0]May or may not be an inaccurate classist stereotype. All I know is that all my most painful sporting moments at school involved girls with hockey sticks and an uncanny ability to clip my ankle whilst giving a very good impression of going for the (hard, unforgiving) ball.
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Edited by
pwhysall
Feb. 11, 2005, 02:30:43 AM EST