(a good card reader is the same as a good astrologer - just a different tool)

I talked to a schoolteacher at a party who said she attended a retreat for teachers where a card reader was popular with the ladies. Her friends kept bugging her to have a reading.

She explained to them how it was all bunk and she didn't believe in it, so there was no sense to her having a reading. Finally, just to quiet her friends, she agreed to have a reading done.

She said she sat down and he spread out his cards and looked at them for a while. Then he said, "Well, the first thing you need to do is stop messing around with the guys at work". She said she didn't know what else he said because that hit so hard she didn't hear a word of it.