Have you googled "accordian", too?
While I don't doubt you'll get a gazillion hits, what with the deplorable state of the "133t sp311ing 5ki11z" of people in general (and more specifically, people who are likely to put up Web pages) nowadays, I'm equally sure you'll get a lot more hits -- and probably on average more reliable ones, to boot -- if you try "accordion" in stead.
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]