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Post #185,467
by Ashton
11/29/04 7:00:49 PM
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New Aquamarine!
.. if you've got the blues about Topaz, are green with envy of Perl: mix and match.

No pointers, inheritance, objects or operators - the \ufffdAquamarine Mondo-Intelligent Compiler\ufffd needs only your voice input to its \ufffdBabel-Shark\ufffd Humanoid <--> Truth conversion unit.

BEGIN:
Umm, Sharkey - y'see I've got this list of folks and I want to make a new list of just those who ___. Can ya fix it up?
JUMP I TO SHARK
:END







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Post #185,486
by daemon
11/29/04 8:18:27 PM
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New aquaman and the submariner already has that one
that way too many Iraqis conceived of free society as little more than a mosh pit with grenades. ANDISHEH NOURAEE
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Post #185,545
by Arkadiy
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11/30/04 10:18:51 AM
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New No pointers, inheritance, objects or operators...
That's TCL for you, that is.
--

This guy's ahead of his time! He's using quantum programming methods: in universes where invalid data is passed to this function, it does not return. Thus you are ensured that you will only have valid data after calling it. Optimally you'd destroy the universe on failure, but computers haven't quite advanced to that level yet.

-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF
     Announcing SETI - (ben_tilly) - (46) - Nov. 25, 2004, 01:24:56 AM EST
         Congratulations! :)))))))))))) (really big grin) -NT - (FuManChu) - (11) - Nov. 25, 2004, 01:32:15 AM EST
             Yup, enjoy . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Nov. 25, 2004, 01:39:38 AM EST
             Thanks to one and all - (ben_tilly) - (9) - Nov. 27, 2004, 05:06:32 AM EST
                 Next question... - (pwhysall) - (2) - Nov. 27, 2004, 05:26:12 AM EST
                     It's pronounced as ...mumbles... -NT - (ChrisR) - Nov. 27, 2004, 01:20:19 PM EST
                     You got it in one -NT - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 27, 2004, 09:01:56 PM EST
                 And a fine looking boy he is! - (a6l6e6x) - (3) - Nov. 27, 2004, 07:47:44 AM EST
                     I didn't get those! - (bepatient) - (1) - Nov. 27, 2004, 08:24:32 AM EST
                         Mine were a one pager of engrish - (tuberculosis) - Aug. 21, 2007, 06:03:25 AM EDT
                     Well you know how the manual is - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 27, 2004, 09:03:15 PM EST
                 He got the family eyes, - (bepatient) - (1) - Nov. 27, 2004, 08:25:17 AM EST
                     We'll see - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 27, 2004, 09:06:02 PM EST
         Congratulations! - (CRConrad) - Nov. 25, 2004, 03:04:05 AM EST
         Inititalization error - (Ashton) - (6) - Nov. 25, 2004, 04:00:52 AM EST
             Re: Inititalization error -NT - (Nightowl) - Nov. 25, 2004, 11:53:05 PM EST
             I believe you mean Topaz - (Nightowl) - (4) - Nov. 25, 2004, 11:53:11 PM EST
                 Quick! Somebody start a new language! - (Arkadiy) - (3) - Nov. 28, 2004, 05:22:01 PM EST
                     Aquamarine! - (Ashton) - (2) - Nov. 29, 2004, 07:00:49 PM EST
                         aquaman and the submariner already has that one -NT - (daemon) - Nov. 29, 2004, 08:18:27 PM EST
                         No pointers, inheritance, objects or operators... - (Arkadiy) - Nov. 30, 2004, 10:18:51 AM EST
         Grand news! Congrats to all involved :) -NT - (Meerkat) - Nov. 25, 2004, 07:23:31 AM EST
         Great news! - (admin) - Nov. 25, 2004, 08:02:01 AM EST
         :-) I'm sure you'll be cranking out the Work Units. - (Another Scott) - Nov. 25, 2004, 08:55:47 AM EST
         Congratulations. - (jbrabeck) - Nov. 25, 2004, 09:14:52 AM EST
         really glad - (daemon) - Nov. 25, 2004, 10:08:26 AM EST
         So it's true! - (Yendor) - Nov. 25, 2004, 10:37:21 AM EST
         Congrats! Life will never be the same :) -NT - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 25, 2004, 12:35:51 PM EST
         CONGRATULATIONS! - (imric) - Nov. 25, 2004, 12:38:34 PM EST
         So... - (folkert) - Nov. 25, 2004, 12:43:10 PM EST
         So there is intelligent life out there after all! - (ChrisR) - Nov. 25, 2004, 01:05:24 PM EST
         Congratulations - (jake123) - Nov. 25, 2004, 01:07:14 PM EST
         Welcome to fatherhood my friend. - (bepatient) - Nov. 25, 2004, 01:43:51 PM EST
         Congrats! -NT - (slugbug) - Nov. 25, 2004, 02:04:43 PM EST
         And uhhh ... Happy Thanksgiving! Awesome. -NT - (drewk) - Nov. 25, 2004, 02:40:38 PM EST
         Welcome Samuel! Whoop di doo! - (a6l6e6x) - Nov. 25, 2004, 05:45:41 PM EST
         Congratulations on the happy event - (Silverlock) - Nov. 25, 2004, 06:11:44 PM EST
         wheeee! - (cforde) - Nov. 26, 2004, 12:41:27 AM EST
         Well done to all. - (pwhysall) - Nov. 26, 2004, 11:20:22 AM EST
         Congratulations, Ben! - (jb4) - Nov. 26, 2004, 02:32:07 PM EST
         Congrats - (broomberg) - (2) - Nov. 26, 2004, 11:50:04 PM EST
             Ha! - (folkert) - Nov. 27, 2004, 12:24:11 AM EST
             No comment on a possible sibling - (ben_tilly) - Nov. 27, 2004, 05:09:01 AM EST
         IWETHEY.members++; - (inthane-chan) - Nov. 27, 2004, 12:47:30 AM EST
         Congratulation! -NT - (Arkadiy) - Nov. 28, 2004, 03:29:22 PM EST
         Prescient LRPD? - (tuberculosis) - Aug. 21, 2007, 06:04:08 AM EDT
         Congrats! -NT - (mmoffitt) - Nov. 29, 2004, 10:56:51 AM EST

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