
Mine were a one pager of engrish
fat lot of good they did.
For the first 3 years, get a book on how to care for a chimpanzee - I think its pretty much the same drill.
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush