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First ten results from search of "christian" in mmoffitt's postings.


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I am, frankly, frightened of the trend we see of Fundamentalist Christianity increasing its influence on the body politic.

When I said "belief" I meant "religious belief/conviction". Which in the case of fundamentalist Christians, it is. I know you better than to think that you would actually advocate legislating fundamentalist Christian beliefs, but you're close to doing that here.

So there, with all the Christian holiday cards was good ol' Karl.

That's where Christians co-opted "The Chosen People" for themselves and took the moniker away from the Jews, right? And this isn't about "supremacy" - Feh!

This is not what I'm speaking of. What I've been protesting is the content of the so-called sacred texts of the Judeo-Christian-Muslim religions. All of them call for atrocities to be commited against the heathens explicitly - and this, I point out, distinguishes them from, say, Taoism and Buddhism.

This is not unique to Christian writings, that kind of text is present in all the so-called religious texts arising out of the ME.


"A plain text reading". The only Christians I know (and I count among them most of the Christians here) that are both self-proclaimed Christians and decent human beings are the Christians who don't take too seriously the medieval superstitious tripe that comprises most of the Christian Bible.

Does that help? In short, if you "read the Bible" without rejecting that which is vulgar, indecent and inhumane, then ....

It was quite common for the South to quote the many passages in Christian handbooks (The Bible) about "slaves obeying their masters" as a justification for slavery

Because, according to the Christian text, you should be beaten/killed for not doing as the Lord commands.

If a Christian does not believe anyone should be condemned to hell, then that Christian is the type of Christian I spoke of earlier, the type of Christian that has rejected a part of the religious manual.

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New As was the post by mmoffitt to this thread.
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New I give up. I can't find my post in this thread.
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
New How utterly Bolshevik of you.
Apparently holding Jay responsible for my comments. HTF did I get dragged into this thread?
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
New Even though you may disagree,
you're a poster-child left wingnut here. I know you call yourself a Communist, but in the mind of many others you're the left wing of Democratic party.

I guess I should try the same trick on Ashton.

OK, some of this stuff is him quoting others, but still:

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Malpede is more than Stufflebeem. Locked within the general is Artaud himself, periodically breaking through the rigid facade in barked howls of anguish and astonishing rants on pain, feces, cruelty, the pornography of Christianity or the intense hunger pangs of both the starving and the overfed. Working with impressive deliberation, as if carefully choosing every word, Malpede creates a magnetic image of rational insanity that demands -- and rewards -- rapt, close attention.

For my part, every time I attempt to contemplate God's will, I get a headache. Call it attention deity disorder. I am possessed of finite intelligence (Evangelical Christians would say very finite), while God is omnipotent, all-knowing and all seeing. To my mind, any finite being who attempts to divine the sweep of God's will is acting, as my great aunt Katherine would say, "awfully presumptuous."

Greene's religious faith saturates his politics, but it's a long way from George W. Bush's Christian soldiering

You are gonna take up the cudgel of poor taste! amidst the premeditated and incessant Language murder of this campaign?
Is that sort of some kind of Christian thing?

But we didn't (know), RFK died and Nixon happened - and now we gots Roveowitz == and the fuckers still get to call selves 'conservatives'! Obviously conservatives/'04 don't know any more about conservatism than the KKK 'Christians' knew the first thing about JC.

(Corporate Christianity + Bizness) ethics

It is entirely appropriate that a presumed-Avatar would be requested to 'allow' this ritual. I know zippo re the "oils" part, an apparent addition, perhaps (like so much else) just another Christian variant on very old practices. Myths recycle and Christianity's myths are unoriginal; preceded by oodles of examples (including crucifixion and "they came from the East") which the interested can discover about.

Fundamentalist American Christian Imposed Peace Through War With Fundamentalist Islam

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1st/Last of a species found! - Christian Conservative Comic!


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Anyone else you care to try? Any more questions?
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New Yeah, try me
I'm an outspoken atheist who is definitely on the left wing and is firmly opposed to the religious right. I've never tried to hide either tendancy.

What do you find for me?

Curiously,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Believe it or not
but you're hardly a "liberal" in the swearword sense. You're not a typical left-winger, just like BePatient is not a typical right winger. "The Left", justly or not, is associated with people like mmoffitt and ashton. "The Right", correctly or not, is associated with marlowe. You really have no place on either edge.
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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

New I find that hard to believe
According to selectsmart I had a 100% agreement with Howard Dean's agenda. And the Deaniacs were the poster children in this election for the liberal agenda.

Think about it. Against the Iraq invasion. For civil liberties. For gay civil unions. (He was only against gay marriage because he didn't think it was politically doable.) For expanded medical coverage. (He was only against universal health care because he didn't think it was politically doable.) Pro-choice. For financial discipline...by US standards this is the radical left! (By, say, Canadian standards it is mainstream and the "not politically doable" items there are "done and noncontroversial".)

Yet I'm not your stereotype of a left-winger.

I guess that Howard Dean wasn't either then...

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Welcome to the distorted view that the US has of itself
the reality distortion field that has surrounded the US vis-a-vis people from Other Places has begun to affect themselves too.
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New Two of your items pull you to the right:
financial discipline and civil liberties. I wonder how you feel about affirmative action and immigration...

OK, let's go for your quotes (I exclude teh ones from this thread)

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How well do you know it? When boxley talked about Paul's role, you certainly didn't know what he was talking about well enough to recognize that he was talking about the same thing. That was even obvious to me - and I've never been inclined to Christianity nor have I ever studied the Bible!

The Pilgrims came after 1600 years of Christian history.

J.O.B. clearly falls in the latter class. Bitter satires tend to be enjoyed most by those who have considerable bitterness themselves. J.O.B. is no exception - I've found that it is appreciated most by people with some serious anger with Christianity. (Note that there is more anger towards Christianity than Christians - the hero of the story has beliefs that are truly a caricature of what Heinlein disliked. There is a passage where the causes that he worked for are enumerated. But he still can be the hero because he is fundamentally just another victim.) But even so it is clearly meant as fiction.

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I interrupt the sequence because the trend is obvious. You and Ashton definitely belong to different classes when it comes to discussing Christianity. I leave it as an exercice to the reader to figure out which one is more associated with the Left Wing.

I think that you tend to take yourself as a representative specimen of your group. You are not. Just because you're thoughtful and reasonable, does not mean that the whole group is like that.


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New Curious look
why do you claim the right is for financial discipline and civil liberties?

Even Reagan fought against financial displine (running the debt up) and civil liberties (hold federal funds hostage to raise the drinking age to 21).
New "In this town, people are what they are percieved to be"
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New Perceived by whom?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Actually, I think I misquoted
"In this town, we don't deal with people as they are, but as they are percieved to be"

In our particular discussion, it's how "right" percieves "left" and vice versa.
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New Civil liberties is a right-wing philosophy?
I think that you'll find few people on the Left who are for the Patriot act, the ongoing erosion of the 4'th amendment, and many other key civil liberties positions. Certainly it is my impression that organizations like the ACLU are more often thought of as left-wing than right-wing.

As for financial discipline, while the Right gives that lip service, in recent US history actual accomplishments have been delivered more consistently by people on the Left, like Clinton and Dean. At least one the federal level, the biggest fiscal disasters have been delivered by conservatives from Reagan on. Take the last Presidential election, who had the better track record for financial discipline, Bush or Kerry?

As for how representative I am or am not, there is certainly a left-wing fringe out there that I'm not representative of. And most don't present their opinions as carefully as I do. But I believe myself to be fairly mainstream on the left. Certainly in discussions with aquaintances who are left-wing, my views tend to match theirs fairly well. And, as I said before, my views are a very close match to Howard Dean's, who represents a fairly large block of people.

I certainly have no trouble naming other IWETHEY people whose views I would describe as being close to mine. I won't do so mainly because I don't want to drag them into this discussion. But several of you know who you are...

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Two facts:
1) you and some of the rest of the crowd here have distinctly different tone WRT Christianity
2) you think you're a "mainstream left"

That leads me to conclude that, at least in your opinion, the other kind is not "mainstream".

Question: what do the other people I quoted think about being "mainstream"? Mmoffitt, is your style representative of most of the "left" crowd?

Another question: whom do your opponents consider more representative? We heard from AnotherScott. Beep, care to answer? I personally think that most people in liberal circls are like you, but most noise coming from there is generated by the other kind. I have to constantly remind myself about this, though.

Still another question: what is the perception of "right" on the left? We heard from deS with his "old-fashioned Montana(?) honesty". We heard from mmoffitt with "flat earthers". Any more?

Person to person, both crowds mostly have decent people. The IQ of a crowd, however, is the lowest IQ in in it divided by the number of participants. Hence the perception problems.
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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

New I've come to find...
that the members of this group are hardly a representative sample of one position or another.

The "typical liberal" or "typical conservative" are not here. We are all >extremely< atypical. ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New I think I have to agree
The "typical liberal" or "typical conservative" are not here.

Or anywhere. From those assigning the label, you will get a different interpretation of "typical" 11 times out of 10 opinions.
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How do you convince a Washington Journalist that you're not slapping him in the face?

Tell him you're not.
New "average programmer" :)
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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

New Well there are multiple "right"s
The perception of the current administration is as you might expect: they are arrogant, incompetent fascist bastards from the religious right. Feelings vascillate between fear that these yahoos are running the show, to shame that they represent us, to outrage at what they've chosen to do, to astonishment that people like this exist (and fool people)!

More broadly I think that there is widespread understanding that there are multiple factions on the right wing. Feelings about people who are right-wing economically (like Milton Friedman) differ from feelings about the religious right (eg Ashcroft) differ from feelings about the neo-conservatives who've hijacked this administration (like Rumsfeld). But none of those feelings are very positive.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Did someone say howls?
Beware the calumnificator!

ooOOoo


Peter
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New Huh?
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New Read me in *my* posts.


Peter
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New Oh, I see MM reference, I just don't get how it's connected
with what I say.

And, what is "ooOOoo"?
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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

New MM's sig oooO0Oooo
Read me in my posts. do not run with the calumniating yellow horde of wolves
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Pure balderdash - language murder 1st Class
and a perfect op. cit. for General Language Murder 101A / Remedial.

Until there is a 'legend'/glossary-of-terms at IWE "delineating" what
- - - - - - [all of us agree to mean! HERE] - - - - - -
by such terms as, Left, Right, Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Reactionary, Liberal ... and the other {blab} words:

[Let's not even try-for Liberty, Freedom, Security, Patriotism, TRUTH! -- OK?]

Till then:
You are squarely within Stuart Chase's DEFINITION of blab words usage.
ie Meaningless Labels, Tags, often epithets - and all subject to the winds of daily trendy adjectives appended .. like 'Compassionate Conservative' and the useless rest. No two people mean The Same Thing.


Imagine what you like, but it Is all projection on your part.
What if I saw Jerry Foulwell, who says he's a Christian, then saw you saying ~ "I'm a Christian" -?-
Foulwell == Arkadiy? (tell me you wouldn't be insulted).
Then when you *relate* that list <--> to some automatic Party? political philosophy overall? {Sheesh} - wanna take on moral.. too?


When language is corrupt, as I assert Ours now Is - special-words need to be Declared in advance, like in those cute other languages you daily use, with lots of ;;;; at the outset - since the traditional labels have become utterly meaningless.. except for parody or simply, invective.

And where philosophy intermingles with an individual's metaphysical attitudes, you shall be walking across that [increasingly familiar '00 term] quagmire called ~ massive presumptuousness.
[Это будет массивнейшая презумпция на вашей части] ?

ie there is *NO* 'party' nor organized corporate 'religion' which comes very nearto my "views" of the maya / the daily illusions portrayed by various senses.


(Maybe when Beep comes up with his list of "what I want to Conserve" and you decide what "compassionate" means in political terms: we may have the seed corn for the mentioned glossary.)

PS It's easy to mock 'Christians' - no TWO of them 'believe' quite the Same Thing! -- and it is a palpable rarity when any ONE of them chastises ANOTHER for spewing hate-filled bigotry inJesus'nameAmen. And if these all ARE 'Christians' ??
What Does That Mean ??


Ashton,

card-carrying member of the Anti-Hypocrite Party, should one ever exist, stark enough for simple bipeds to feign allegiance-to.


Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
-- TS Eliot
New The language got corrupted,
the words have no menaing any longer, why the hell do you keep talking? Apparently, only you, yourself, can understand you hundred percent. The rest of us always get you wrong. "It's all projection on your part" (Oh, no, "please read *me* in my words". Now I am beginnig to get it, Peter).

Yes, I would be insulted if you call me "foulwell". Guess what, every time you utter "Christian" with no qualifications and explanations, it's exactly what happens (or would have been happening, weren't I Jewish). And then you wonder why people call you "Mr. Binary".

Somehow other people manage to get their ardent atheism and disdain for some forms of religion across without calling me Foulwell. Is language less corrupted for Ben Tilly? Do I get smarter all of a sudden when I read his posts? (well, if I don't it's not his fault)

Ashton, if you wanted to call me "Foulwell", you got it very well. If you wanted to say something else, you failed. I know you're a decent person, in your innermost self. Heck, I know that about everyone on this board. When your writing does not sound decent, something is amiss. It may just be me. Then again, "The people have lost the confidence of the government; the government has decided to dissolve the people, and to appoint another one".



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New Miss the whole point about labelling, again?
the.. What. If. I called you.. Totally, d0oD?


Of course you aren't Christian (all n+1 varieties). You have so-stated. Nor do I imagine I 'know' what it means to you to be 'Jewish' - ethnicity? religious dogma? familial habit? All varieties of Jewish sects and their arguments interpreting the Torah?
{Sheesh} at least I Know I don't know that which you stand-for, fall-from - because of some bloody Label-attached. Only can I infer from what you write - where you might 'stand' on some topic.

It was an example of *why* the stupid labels fail, fer Moses' sake!
'Twas you who attached a few to moi. I read Ben's post re the different 'perceptions' and also categories of the 'right' - as a perfectly adequate exposition of why the labels are meaningless (without personal explanation). And I concur with Silverlock's assertion: none of us here! is 'typical' - in the vague sense that we imagine that "most people" - 'mean' them [??] fuzzy.. fuzzy..

So why do you persist in assigning such? Is their uselessness not yet demonstrated adequately? Most here have been exposed to a 'liberal' education and -by now- surely possess some small agenda: of things in the US' founding Principles, which each deems worthy of fighting to "conserve" and things apparently needing re-form -- *all* the personal reasons for each POV will vary as much as does a Life lived in this milieu!

Left <--> Right labels are the most hopelessly useless in '04;
comparisons with "bomb throwing Anarchists" or "Nazi State Corporatists" as extreme polarities?
W.T.F. do such caricatures have to do with transmitting any useful information by or about any one of us 'here' - or for that matter, amidst the 300M?


(Despising Neoconmen and all who sail in Her, does not a Democrat-party affiliate make). Nor does ab=ba apply in human matters. As one who is Conservative (of the US Constitution) and deems that the present cabal has a quite different list it wants to substitute: then, Am I Not "a Conservative"? Is it "conservative" to wish to replace governmental control of the country with - control exercised by Corporate outright purchase of the 'peoples' representatives? Is opposing that actuality, then: 'left' or 'right' vis a vis The Constitution? Need another dozen examples?

QED - it's bloody language murder. {sheesh}2
Yes, I would be insulted if you call me "foulwell". Guess what, every time you utter "Christian" with no qualifications and explanations, it's exactly what happens (or would have been happening, weren't I Jewish). And then you wonder why people call you "Mr. Binary".
'Christians' self-identify regularly, completely without indication of the particular sub-set of selected material and interpretation, much of those choices being contradictory 'Beliefs' <--> to those of Other 'Christians' [!] cf. >THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN<

Perhaps we need a new '04 Label re Evangelicals? / Revelations facilitators? / Persons advocating a Fundamentalist Theocracy to replace the US Constitution?
(3 separate ones, or will one New Label suffice?)
These are, the numbers suggest: a significant voter bloc, so it is not absurd to assign a Party Name - so shall it be:
Republicans, Democrats, Apolcalypse-Nextians? or ____

When someone calls self a 'Christian', I tend to assign a very simple meaning: "OK, this one likely goes to a church of some kind". (And that too, is apt to be wrong, sometimes).
WTF do *you* think, "I am a *Christian* MEANS !?
Do you impute a whole list of things?
If you do..

* or a Jew?!

Mr. Binary, eh? Actually: hadn't wondered any such thing about "my perception" [and.. by Whom?]; but if you say so..

Have you nothing orthogonal to Black/White Yes/No - even whilst trying for a label about "a one's attitude towards 'binary thinking'"? ;-)
Is that meta-disinformation or What?


I Who Be,
Mr. Analogue
Screw Yes/No.


Edit typo.
Expand Edited by Ashton Nov. 15, 2004, 06:50:08 PM EST
New You "know I call myself a Communist"?
How?
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
New I seem to remeber reading that in your posts...
If I am mistaken, please accept my apologies. What do you call yourself?
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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

New Confused. :-)
I actually did say that, tongue in cheek, in a post a couple of years ago, something like , "So I guess that makes me a communist ;-)" or something like that.

I don't usually label myself, but I do believe a good deal of what I have read from Marx and Engells. The western connotation of the word "communist" is, of course, corrupted to the point that I don't think even Marx would recognize what it means. You can call me a Marxist, I guess - if you must call me something. But that is not what I am. Socialist might be more appropriate, but as Ashton has pointed out, these labels are meaningless. Perhaps the best label is "anti-Corporatist". My problem with Capitalism is that it nurtures the worst in all of us. "I got mine - you go get yours" is the pervasive, I'd argue hostile, emotion that pervades, at the least US, capitalist thought. If there were an honest religious tenet that was expressed by US capitalists, it would read something (exactly?) like this: "Do unto others before they do unto you."

bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
New he is an OP communist :-)
like the rest of us it works well for Other People, just dont apply those rules to me :-). Just Like Beep is an OP capitalist
regards,
daemon
that way too many Iraqis conceived of free society as little more than a mosh pit with grenades. ANDISHEH NOURAEE
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New Uh, here
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Of course, you were never a really good one, but you seemed to try.
New I'd be a communist, but I'm not good enough. Close....
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
New A good communits is a dead communist
Almost serious: only a corpse can possess the required amount of self-denial and altruism.
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-- [link|http://thedailywtf.com/archive/2004/10/26/2920.aspx|The] Daily WTF

New That sounds like what I heard in church as a tot.
There's the disconnect for me with religion. All that born out of sin, I'm unworthy, pray for forgivenss for ... living crap. I have too much faith in man to be party to any organized religion. Left to his own uncorrupted devices, I believe we are, unless mentally ill, by our nature an gregarious, altruistic species on the whole.
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
(Just trying to be accepted in the New America)
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                                         sorry a general power of attourney puts you there - (daemon)
                                 Banning Gay Marriage (new thread) - (tuberculosis)
                             The gay civil union issue is important . . . - (Andrew Grygus)
                         That's exactly the problem - (drewk)
                 "The distain was entirly in your mind. " - (Arkadiy) - (35)
                     As was the post by mmoffitt to this thread. -NT - (altmann) - (1)
                         I give up. I can't find my post in this thread. -NT - (mmoffitt)
                     How utterly Bolshevik of you. - (mmoffitt) - (32)
                         Even though you may disagree, - (Arkadiy) - (31)
                             Yeah, try me - (ben_tilly) - (14)
                                 Believe it or not - (Arkadiy) - (13)
                                     I find that hard to believe - (ben_tilly) - (12)
                                         Welcome to the distorted view that the US has of itself - (jake123)
                                         Two of your items pull you to the right: - (Arkadiy) - (10)
                                             Curious look - (Simon_Jester) - (3)
                                                 "In this town, people are what they are percieved to be" -NT - (Arkadiy) - (2)
                                                     Perceived by whom? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                         Actually, I think I misquoted - (Arkadiy)
                                             Civil liberties is a right-wing philosophy? - (ben_tilly) - (5)
                                                 Two facts: - (Arkadiy) - (4)
                                                     I've come to find... - (bepatient) - (2)
                                                         I think I have to agree - (Silverlock)
                                                         "average programmer" :) -NT - (Arkadiy)
                                                     Well there are multiple "right"s - (ben_tilly)
                             Did someone say howls? - (pwhysall) - (4)
                                 Huh? -NT - (Arkadiy) - (3)
                                     Read me in *my* posts. -NT - (pwhysall) - (2)
                                         Oh, I see MM reference, I just don't get how it's connected - (Arkadiy) - (1)
                                             MM's sig oooO0Oooo - (bepatient)
                             Pure balderdash - language murder 1st Class - (Ashton) - (2)
                                 The language got corrupted, - (Arkadiy) - (1)
                                     Miss the whole point about labelling, again? - (Ashton)
                             You "know I call myself a Communist"? - (mmoffitt) - (7)
                                 I seem to remeber reading that in your posts... - (Arkadiy) - (2)
                                     Confused. :-) - (mmoffitt)
                                     he is an OP communist :-) - (daemon)
                                 Uh, here - (broomberg) - (3)
                                     I'd be a communist, but I'm not good enough. Close.... -NT - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                                         A good communits is a dead communist - (Arkadiy) - (1)
                                             That sounds like what I heard in church as a tot. - (mmoffitt)
             You haven't been paying attention, have you? - (ben_tilly) - (29)
                 Yes, I have. - (bepatient) - (28)
                     That's an impossible standard to reach - (ben_tilly) - (22)
                         Whatever. - (bepatient) - (21)
                             No, YOU missed the point - (ben_tilly) - (20)
                                 They can try what Tony Blair did. - (Another Scott)
                                 Oh, somehow I don't think so. - (bepatient) - (13)
                                     Yes, let's go back to the gay issue - (ben_tilly) - (12)
                                         Priceless. - (bepatient) - (9)
                                             Suggestion - (ben_tilly) - (6)
                                                 How I would've put it - (jake123) - (4)
                                                     And what is a "state's rights issue"? - (ben_tilly) - (3)
                                                         An issue that is under the purview of the state government - (jake123) - (2)
                                                             A complication for you - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                                 Who said it has to make sense? - (jake123)
                                                 I already told you. - (bepatient)
                                             Not anyone. Just (at least) 50% of 'em... -NT - (jb4) - (1)
                                                 Re: Not anyone. Just (at least) 50% of 'em... - (bepatient)
                                         Another good example - (JayMehaffey) - (1)
                                             DING DING DING DING - (bepatient)
                                 Here's a suggestion, Ben - (jb4) - (1)
                                     reminds me of LBJ - (daemon)
                                 No he didn't - (tuberculosis) - (2)
                                     Tippecanoe and Tyler, too. - (Another Scott) - (1)
                                         right - the more things change.. - (deSitter)
                     So where do we go from here? - (GBert) - (4)
                         Now, now...be nice... - (Simon_Jester) - (2)
                             Been reading Karl's playbook? 65 kB .gif - (Another Scott) - (1)
                                 You broke it, you bought it. -NT - (admin)
                         Can you get me into Italy? :) -NT - (deSitter)
         Let's roll baby -NT - (deSitter)
         Re: Thoughts on the election - (JvlivsCaesar) - (1)
             you havnt met Jerold Nadler have you? - (daemon)
         found in the local letter to the editor - (daemon)
         Where do I sign up? - (jb4) - (10)
             Nope. Your guy was just elected in Illinois. - (bepatient) - (9)
                 Clear, concise, well spoken, hyper-intelligent != attack dog - (jb4) - (8)
                     Yes it does. - (bepatient) - (7)
                         ObPedanticSpellingNit - it's "rhetoric". - (jake123) - (6)
                             /me crooks his finger and talks to it: - (admin) - (4)
                                 Don't forget to use that "croaky" voice. -NT - (bepatient) - (3)
                                     Nah, high and whiny - (jake123) - (2)
                                         Think he was going for the "Shining" angle. -NT - (bepatient) - (1)
                                             yeah, I just had something different in mind. - (jake123)
                             Ack...what was I thinking? - (bepatient)

I've never been so insulted in all my week!
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