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New Investigators find signs birds may have caused crash
[link|http://www.msnbc.com/news/656892.asp|Investigators find signs birds may have caused crash of Flight 587]

"Investigators examining one of the separated engines from American Airlines Flight 587 found foreign debris inside, indicating that the engine may have ingested a flock of birds and then caught on fire."
New I had this really weird image...
Pres. Shrub announces a press conference, and comes on TV...

"Our nation has suffered another great tragedy in New York. Elements of another group opposed to our way of life took advantage of our focus on the war on Terrorism to attack us yesterday. Today I declare a war on the second greatest threat to the American way - birds! We will not rest until every single bird has been hunted down and eliminated as a threat..."
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
New Er.. that's \ufffd Alfred Hitchcock and we don't want to go there
- they outnumber us and..

They won. (Actually a short drive from here - nice restaurant, once: The Tides)

(Fortunately.. something outnumbers us) til we nuke 'em all..
Then: We win :-)
     Another attack? AA plane crashes in NY - (bluke) - (39)
         No inidications of attack - (Silverlock) - (26)
             Didn't jump to any conclusions - (bluke) - (12)
                 goto dictionary .com, look up infer. -NT - (Silverlock) - (4)
                     Speaking of inference... - (marlowe) - (3)
                         infer vs. imply - (ChrisR)
                         Nah - (Silverlock) - (1)
                             That one cuts both ways. - (marlowe)
                 I see nothing wrong with title - (tablizer) - (6)
                     You're entitled to your opinion. -NT - (Silverlock) - (5)
                         He's not the only one who read it as a QUESTION - (SpiceWare) - (4)
                             Perhaps I'm too sensitive. - (Silverlock) - (3)
                                 While a question can be alarmist, - (SpiceWare) - (2)
                                     Yeah - (Silverlock) - (1)
                                         Know how it goes - (SpiceWare)
             Meanwhile they declared a level 1 alert in NYC ... - (bluke)
             Reports of an explosion before the crash - (bluke) - (8)
                 On the ground or in the air? - (tablizer) - (1)
                     Engines can explode... - (Simon_Jester)
                 Re: Reports of an explosion before the crash - (hnick) - (5)
                     They serve goose on AA? I only get peanuts -NT - (tablizer) - (1)
                         This figures with your reputation... - (hnick)
                     Investigators find signs birds may have caused crash - (bluke) - (2)
                         I had this really weird image... - (inthane-chan) - (1)
                             Er.. that's \ufffd Alfred Hitchcock and we don't want to go there - (Ashton)
             Ari Fleischer would be proud. - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                 Here's How - (Decco Dave) - (1)
                     Nah - reverse doggerel == doggerel - (Ashton)
         Houston Chronicle has info - (SpiceWare)
         From first witness reports - (Samuel)
         And NOW what is going on? - (wharris2) - (9)
             I would imagine they meant that in a relative way - (Steven A S)
             Engines - (inthane-chan) - (7)
                 Comments; flight data recorder found. - (Another Scott) - (6)
                     Most unusual putative-factoid I heard: - (Ashton) - (5)
                         It doesn't take much. - (Another Scott) - (4)
                             I'd forgotten the F-117 and The Bolts + ___*Just In* - (Ashton) - (1)
                                 a cargo jet dropped an engine a few blocks from my house in - (boxley)
                             747 Nose Bolts - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                                 Bolts. - (Ashton)

Hey, it was good enough for Terry Pratchett.
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