I tried to call BellSouth, the local phone carrier, to let them know that one of their junction boxes (next to cell tower station) in a local park was uncovered. Someone apparently broke in to patch in a phone to make free toll calls. Anyway, you can't get there from here using their menu. Commercial phone line problems require that the problem phone number be provided. So, I tried the residential phone line problem and used my home phone number as the line to be repaired to get to an operator. The operator, who must be performance measured on her calls, said she can only deal with residential phone line problems. "Bye!" But, but, ...

Well, fuck you very much then! Eat you lost revenue!