Can I send a surrogate?
I nominate George Carlin for, Honorary Minister of Propaganda and Tactical Guidance Counsellor.
(And I believe that, if he thought we *WERE* Tragico-Comico-Satirically Serious enough about the project?)
He. Just. Might. Come.*
And as world's keenest BS-detector - who better to edit our planks for accuracy, clarity and Just Plain Goodness, I ask?
Proposals for wording that Invitation ???
* Seriously [um.. Really!]