Post #128,365
12/1/03 7:14:57 PM
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Are you going to Hell?
Take the test!
[link|http://www.computerpranks.com/download/online-fun/helltest.swf|http://www.computerp...-fun/helltest.swf]
(Flash required.)
FWIW, I'm a wuss. 108.
Cheers,
Ben
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
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Post #128,367
12/1/03 7:24:31 PM
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No comment.
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Post #128,372
12/1/03 7:55:31 PM
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Well at least theres a level above me (eek)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #128,381
12/1/03 8:45:34 PM
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I hope you enjoy being a menace to society
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
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Post #128,413
12/1/03 11:38:32 PM
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same score but with a question or two
on anal. giving or receiving? Does lusting after a good looking mare count? Does watching a female giraffe give a male giraffe a woody while licking the giraffes balls make you look at the wife and go hmmmm. I notice no questions on herking the jerk to I love lucy episodes or any carol burnett shows. Does granny of the beverly hillbillies get a rise?
Questions need answers.
thanx,
bill
"You're just like me streak. You never left the free-fire zone.You think aspirins and meetings and cold showers are going to clean out your head. What you want is God's permission to paint the trees with the bad guys. That wont happen big mon." Clete
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Post #128,453
12/2/03 8:50:38 AM
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ROFL
Always thought it was Elly May doing that...but you may be onto something with Granny...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #128,368
12/1/03 7:26:46 PM
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And for this...
... I need to take a test...?
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #128,466
12/2/03 10:26:33 AM
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No, but it is fun to see how widely people vary on this
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
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Post #128,369
12/1/03 7:30:23 PM
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Just visiting..
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Post #128,371
12/1/03 7:48:07 PM
12/1/03 7:50:06 PM
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Nope, not either of us.
Both John and I took it:
I scored 31 -- "You barely make our scale"
He scored 60 -- "Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date."
However, I disagree, he is LOADS of fun on a date, and everywhere else! ;)
Nightowl >8#
"The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be."
Comment by Nightowl {O,O}
Edited by Nightowl
Dec. 1, 2003, 07:50:06 PM EST
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Post #128,374
12/1/03 8:03:57 PM
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Enjoying life to the max
Though the test did give me some new ideas to increase my score. :-)
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Post #128,378
12/1/03 8:39:41 PM
12/1/03 8:47:21 PM
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Not fair...
I should score lower, I got a 51, but mostly because the wife and I have fun in bed, and in the bathtub.
But married sex acts shouldn't count points. (Except maybe anal intercourse, or oral).
Glen Austin
Edited by gdaustin
Dec. 1, 2003, 08:47:21 PM EST
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Post #128,379
12/1/03 8:43:43 PM
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If I don't count the questions that would apply to married..
people, I score a 16...
Bad Test. Baaaaadd.
Glen Austin
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Post #128,497
12/2/03 2:20:54 PM
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Prehaps, more accurately...
Bad Glen,...Baaaaad!
jb4
"There are two ways for you to have lower Prescription-drug costs. One is you could hire Rush Limbaugh's housekeeper ... or you can elect me President."
John Kerry
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Post #128,382
12/1/03 8:46:31 PM
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The Max Score
is 276, if all questions are answered YES.
Glen
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Post #128,384
12/1/03 8:48:52 PM
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Glen, would you please make up your mind!
Are you that evil... or are you that good...
You have to count it if you did it before marriage... too.
You also, have to count it... it you don;t remember...
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Post #128,391
12/1/03 9:15:05 PM
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Original score is probably accurate, 51.
I'm no demon, but I'm no Saint, either. (Or at least I wasn't a Saint in College and early careerhood).
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Post #128,387
12/1/03 8:50:03 PM
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ObLRPD: Did you hear the one about the priest, ...
... the rabbi, and the gloat?
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Post #128,398
12/1/03 9:33:00 PM
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Oh my goodness
I scored 176.
Ain't nothing like a misspent youth, I guess.
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Post #128,401
12/1/03 10:07:32 PM
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You had to ask?
237.
I took a variation of this test about 5 years ago. Scored about the same of course. It told me if I was a dog I'd never leave the house I'd have so much fun licking my own balls.
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Post #128,402
12/1/03 10:15:41 PM
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132, Enjoying life :)
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Steve
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Post #128,748
12/3/03 9:58:20 PM
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Same here @ 131.
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Post #128,417
12/2/03 12:20:23 AM
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A wholesome 40. :)
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Post #128,426
12/2/03 1:48:15 AM
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19 a life with the church is too corrupt for you.
Just call me Saint Norman. ;)
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #128,427
12/2/03 1:52:53 AM
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Re: 19 a life with the church is too corrupt for you.
Kewl! You scored even lower than I did! ;)
Nightowl >8#
"The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be."
Comment by Nightowl {O,O}
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Post #128,428
12/2/03 1:57:20 AM
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Of course I did
only bad things I really did was got drunk at college, I was a virgin until I got married. I led a boring life pretty much, avoided drugs, and other things. It also means I am AIDS Free because I avoided IV drugs and sex, so did my wife. My wife would score lower than me, she never drank.
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #128,430
12/2/03 2:02:24 AM
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Re: Of course I did
only bad things I really did was got drunk at college, I was a virgin until I got married. I led a boring life pretty much, avoided drugs, and other things. It also means I am AIDS Free because I avoided IV drugs and sex, so did my wife. My wife would score lower than me, she never drank. I never drank either, or did any drugs. Never even tried smoking! ;) The questions that got me the most were the same ones that got GdAustin, the ones about sex -- done while I was MARRIED! Nightowl >8# "The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be."
Comment by Nightowl {O,O}
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Post #128,432
12/2/03 2:06:02 AM
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It's a Puritan test -
Sex == dirty (yawn) Poor 'ol impotent misogynist St. Paul - boiling the frogs again.
Only a couple Qs hinting at actual mendacity, cupidity, sanctimony and a bevy of genuinely fucked behaviours. (Betcha Johnny Hart writ this)
Pshaw.
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Post #128,433
12/2/03 2:09:13 AM
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In the old BBS days it was the purity test
I always scored pure on it. Everyone else was perverts.
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #128,474
12/2/03 10:42:37 AM
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Re: In the old BBS days it was the purity test
Speak for yourself! I took that on Affinity, and I was pure too, then! ;)
Nightowl >8#
"The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be."
Comment by Nightowl {O,O}
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Post #128,438
12/2/03 3:48:40 AM
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111, but only because I'm faithful and straight :)
Peter
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Post #128,447
12/2/03 6:45:20 AM
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But are you sure you answered correctly?
You say straight. Which means that you probably answered "Ever have a sexual experience with a member of the same sex" as "No".
But:
Ever have a threesome with with another guy and a girl?
Even if you didn't touch him, the answer would still be yes.
What about watched a porn film with a group of people and there happened to be 1 guy there? - "Yes"
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Post #128,448
12/2/03 7:42:40 AM
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That's "overanalysis", Barry :)
Peter
[link|http://www.debian.org|Shill For Hire]
[link|http://www.kuro5hin.org|There is no K5 Cabal]
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Post #128,452
12/2/03 8:46:52 AM
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Just under the cutoff
190. Can I help it if I had a healthy sex life? This appears to be a test for repression. Repressed = pure. Bullshit.
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Because it is easier to give someone the finger than it is to give them a helping hand.
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Post #128,496
12/2/03 2:19:15 PM
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Re: Are you going to Hell?
Probably: 104 From Billy Joel:
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun...
jb4
"There are two ways for you to have lower Prescription-drug costs. One is you could hire Rush Limbaugh's housekeeper ... or you can elect me President."
John Kerry
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Post #128,579
12/3/03 8:13:50 AM
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Another Chris "Enjoying life to the max", but dangerously...
...close to BeeP's level of being a "danger[*] to society".
And, to quote Peter, that's probably just because I'm straight and faithful... Nowadays.
[*] Note to Ben: 'Danger', not 'Menace'.
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(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
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Post #128,582
12/3/03 8:56:03 AM
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Okay, everyone ... now try *this*
Take the test again, this time answering "yes" to anything you wanted to do but couldn't get anyone to agree to.
===
Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #128,586
12/3/03 9:27:13 AM
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Glen already did that for us.
Here: [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=128382|Post #128382]
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
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Post #128,666
12/3/03 3:00:02 PM
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Already there
Being in murica without a job...
I know of no better definition.
"I believe that many of the systems we build today in Java would be better built in Smalltalk and Gemstone."
-- Martin Fowler, JAOO 2003
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Post #128,673
12/3/03 3:21:46 PM
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An angel may be coming for you soon.
[link|http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=aHb14GIzRjY4&refer=top_world_news|Bloomberg] story: Dec. 3 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. service industries expanded in November and a gauge of employment rose to the highest level since March 2000, showing that employers are adding workers after productivity increased last quarter by the most in 20 years.
``Companies are becoming more confident that growth will be sustained, and they can't squeeze that much more out of workers, so they're starting to hire,'' said Jade Zelnik, chief economist at RBS Greenwich Capital in Greenwich, Connecticut. Hang in there. Cheers, Scott.
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Post #128,729
12/3/03 7:23:18 PM
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Was going to post that exact same thought
..as the fires lick away at my last few grand...
-drl
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Post #128,717
12/3/03 6:35:24 PM
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Silly test.
Totally aimed at the young. I probably hit 175 before getting out of high school. Added maybe 10 since then.
It's silly because of the "have you ever..." business. Now if they asked if you could sustain that, it might be interesting. But meaningless for anybody who had an inquisitive and active adolescence.
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