Your career could take a thud
Unless you kneel and scarf his pud
And when the dates come rolling in
You can wipe your lips and flash a grin
That tells them all on the jingle date
That you enjoyed what you just ate
Yum yum, dog food
Hemorrhoid cream but the bread\ufffds so good
New rv and a leisure suit
Hey, I play shit but I love the loot
Thank the union, it\ufffds so great
Only a few get to be on the date
Those other shmucks with electric guitars
Got to play for poot in the bistro bars
You have made it, you are cool
You have been to the berkeley school
You give clinics on the side
Music has died and no one cried
Yo cats, yo yo
Yo chooch way to go
You is dead!
From Yo Cats, done in a pseudo Sinatra lounge lizard style. One of my new all time favorites...