Der Stahlhelm:
I present - the "Montrose Chamber of Commerce Octoberfest!" "Authentic" German OmPah band ... A "Stein holding" contest ... Bratwurst sandwiches ... "German beer" (something called Widmer Brothers).
More like curling up in slight envy, man...

And hundreds and hundreds of beautiful women. When you achieve my age (with a bit of experience) you can see they are all beautiful - they all have something to offer). The swirling hoard of "Teen / 20's" are pasty and incompletely formed (and you really wouldn't want to touch one) but you can see what they will become. The grey haired and bent - you can see what they were. And the ones in the middle - yes, the ones in the middle - there are always too few of them. I don't know where women go during those years, they just kind of disappear.
Oh, I see -- you *did* mean "turning CRC's stomach"!

Into a tight green ball of sheer curdling jealousy, that is.

Yeah, I like 'em grown-up too.