Go ahead and rid him of his hands, legs and toungue. This is much crueler than the lobotomy, unless you're willing to mess his mind up to the point where he gets occasional Grand Maul seizures.

Then he sits around the rest of his life grunting, but can't write anything down. In Afhanistan, he starves because he can't get to the food.

While you're at it, bring him into the United States and make him attend Bob Jones University, or Baylor. That should pretty much do it. Either he'll get Jesus or his mind will turn to mush in the ensuing fundamentalist meltdown.

Glen Austin