...in the water.
That "hook" is ludicrously too big for you, boyo. Don't you fucking realise it's a *charicature* of a hook, not something I ever imagined anyone would bite on for real???
So I'm really *not* trolling; I mean every word I write. And therefore, I can't just "agree to disagree" -- all we could *possibly* "agree" on... Is that you are fucking WRONG.
(ObLrpdUtterlyWrongForOnce: "I say, I say that was a JOKE, son! A joke!")