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Post #95,487
by Ashton
4/9/03 6:23:01 PM
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New You seem to have forgotten the appetizers
Most patrons like to know the ingredients in Festive Feasts.


PATRIOT-I: Stewed Constitution in a marinade of tiny Frozen-fear Crocodile tears.
(PATRIOT-II: our next week's selection for the coprophageous gourmand)

Truth Puff-pastry - its moribund body draped in Lace-lies and Propaganda-Patties, served on a plate garnished with somewhat matted human-hair, young - sorta like veal.

... ...
Home Guard gruel - a palate cleanser from the treacly sweetness of the side-plate of Vanishing Rights Ricotta Slogans in Corny-syrup Sauce
... ...

Christian Rapture-pops: With every side-dish a free pass from the Tribulation-blood-sausage; iced - after all, vengeance is a dish which should be eaten cold. We cater to cooking Fundament-als.
(personal fundament clean-swipes available: ask waiter)

Who's Next? Party-poppers: Surprise! what special ordnance might be attached to that little pull string (?) Nations are standing by to see who will be Selected for this honor.

Assassination Armagnac, bottled 11-22-63; a fad just waiting to become Chic.. Cloaca-choco-mint$ served to ease brainstorming.

Cabal Cauliflower Rosettes, an appetizer with foretaste of Brilliant New First-strikes to be presented by our Tex-Mex quesadilla Chef (Pretzel garni only to persons certified Pretzel-safe / without assistance.)




Cooking facilities powered by Enron, Halliburton and Rove
Menu designers to Kings and Cabals Worldwide \ufffd 02 Weaselcraft LLC
Post #95,564
by cybermace5
4/9/03 9:14:38 PM
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New Your formatting sucks!
Nice try though, and "Le Cybermace5" thanks you for your patronage!
Post #95,584
by rcareaga
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4/9/03 10:20:18 PM
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New Re: Your formatting sucks!
You're one to talk--after fucking up that other thread for hours with your sloppily-arranged JPEGs.
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
Post #95,599
by cybermace5
4/9/03 11:08:31 PM
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New Re: Your formatting sucks!
Oh I'm sorry, I was using a standards-compliant browser. I actually took time out of my day to start up a different browser and check it to see what was "wrong" due to some people's lame browsers rendering incorrectly.

I almost liked the effect, though....
Post #95,614
by rcareaga
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4/9/03 11:42:10 PM
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New Re: Your formatting sucks!
Well, I use Safari (Mac OS X) at home and MSIE 6 (Windows) at work; never had the chance to check your work with Safari, but if MSIE 6 is "lame" I'm perfectly willing to accept thst verdict. Nevertheless, it was boorish of you to inflict the faulty formatting on your audience (I'm certain I wasn't the only one) when you possessed the technical chops to avert this.
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
Post #95,627
by cybermace5
4/10/03 12:13:19 AM
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New Re: Your formatting sucks!
It is a sad time when "hitting Enter a couple times" is equated with "technical chops."
Post #95,682
by rcareaga
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4/10/03 9:55:19 AM
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New Re: Your formatting sucks!
It is a sad time when "hitting Enter a couple times" is equated with "technical chops."

Precisely my point.
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
Post #95,691
by folkert
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4/10/03 10:14:32 AM
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New Rand... Rand... Rand...
You KILL me...

You lack of verbosity... still making the point... nearly perfect.

I wish I had that capacity.
b4k4^2
[link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - IT Grand-Master for President
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!]
[link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,857673,00.asp|2004, the year Microsoft develops for Linux ]
Heimatland Geheime Staatspolizei reminds:
The DHS [link|http://www.whitehouse.gov/pcipb/cyberspace_strategy.pdf|Cyberer-Stratergery]. The ultimate in Cyber.
Post #95,723
by cybermace5
4/10/03 10:40:09 AM
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New I have only disdain for IE6.
Post #95,752
by folkert
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4/10/03 12:10:51 PM
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New Name one of here...
That doesn't (beside deSitter)
b4k4^2
[link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - IT Grand-Master for President
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!]
[link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,857673,00.asp|2004, the year Microsoft develops for Linux ]
Heimatland Geheime Staatspolizei reminds:
The DHS [link|http://www.whitehouse.gov/pcipb/cyberspace_strategy.pdf|Cyberer-Stratergery]. The ultimate in Cyber.
Post #95,762
by cybermace5
4/10/03 12:56:39 PM
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New Re: Name one of here...
I'm contemplating filtering out every emails that contains the word "Microsoft" in the address or subject...it would at least get rid of the "Microsoft Public Service" email attachment worm I get dozens of every day.

Too bad I have to run Lotus Notes and AutoCAD at work, or I'd be happily running some other OS.
Post #95,963
by Ashton
4/11/03 4:04:51 AM
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New With an attitude like that..
towards the world's most Popular software!




I guess we can let you live. For a little while.
Post #95,658
by Ashton
4/10/03 6:57:58 AM
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New (I'd expect you to mistake the menu for the laxative.)
Post #95,728
by cybermace5
4/10/03 10:46:07 AM
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New Ah, Mexican cuisine, then!
     Open for business! Come in, have a seat! - (cybermace5) - (37) - April 9, 2003, 10:01:08 AM EDT
         with a side of smarmy punk perhaps? - (boxley) - (3) - April 9, 2003, 10:03:12 AM EDT
             Your table is ready, Sir. -NT - (cybermace5) - (2) - April 9, 2003, 10:12:13 AM EDT
                 dont read my posts much do you -NT - (boxley) - (1) - April 9, 2003, 10:14:13 AM EDT
                     ;-) -NT - (cybermace5) - April 9, 2003, 10:15:38 AM EDT
         Happy Tipping Day. - (ChrisR) - (2) - April 9, 2003, 10:15:47 AM EDT
             Agreed. Far from over. - (admin) - April 9, 2003, 10:18:55 AM EDT
             Re: Happy Tipping Day. - (cybermace5) - April 9, 2003, 01:34:56 PM EDT
         A little too early to claim victory - (orion) - (11) - April 9, 2003, 12:46:32 PM EDT
             Future headline: "LEFT PINKY TOE OF SADDAM FOUND NOT GUILTY! -NT - (cybermace5) - (10) - April 9, 2003, 12:53:00 PM EDT
                 Wallow in it sonny; - (Ashton) - (9) - April 9, 2003, 06:40:18 PM EDT
                     I guess... - (folkert) - (1) - April 9, 2003, 06:47:43 PM EDT
                         {cackle} Touch\ufffd -NT - (Ashton) - April 9, 2003, 07:05:56 PM EDT
                     Re: Wallow in it sonny; - (cybermace5) - (6) - April 9, 2003, 09:09:07 PM EDT
                         ROFL!!! Never been in the military I see - (boxley) - (5) - April 9, 2003, 09:14:47 PM EDT
                             Re: ROFL!!! Never been in the military I see - (cybermace5) - (3) - April 9, 2003, 09:18:04 PM EDT
                                 Funny about your "Institute" - bein "the Best" and all.. - (Ashton) - (2) - April 10, 2003, 06:47:49 AM EDT
                                     his institute cant even get him a j-o-b :-) -NT - (boxley) - (1) - April 10, 2003, 09:47:23 AM EDT
                                         Re: his institute cant even get him a j-o-b :-) - (cybermace5) - April 10, 2003, 10:33:56 AM EDT
                             Agreed on military assignments. - (orion) - April 9, 2003, 09:36:38 PM EDT
         Ja, Heil Bu... er, nevermind. -NT - (mmoffitt) - (1) - April 9, 2003, 01:07:42 PM EDT
             Complimentary "enlighten-mint", Sir? -NT - (cybermace5) - April 9, 2003, 01:19:06 PM EDT
         So, when do we invade Rwanda? - (inthane-chan) - (1) - April 9, 2003, 01:28:22 PM EDT
             Re: So, when do we invade Rwanda? - (cybermace5) - April 9, 2003, 01:36:31 PM EDT
         You seem to have forgotten the appetizers - (Ashton) - (13) - April 9, 2003, 06:23:01 PM EDT
             Your formatting sucks! - (cybermace5) - (12) - April 9, 2003, 09:14:38 PM EDT
                 Re: Your formatting sucks! - (rcareaga) - (9) - April 9, 2003, 10:20:18 PM EDT
                     Re: Your formatting sucks! - (cybermace5) - (8) - April 9, 2003, 11:08:31 PM EDT
                         Re: Your formatting sucks! - (rcareaga) - (7) - April 9, 2003, 11:42:10 PM EDT
                             Re: Your formatting sucks! - (cybermace5) - (6) - April 10, 2003, 12:13:19 AM EDT
                                 Re: Your formatting sucks! - (rcareaga) - (5) - April 10, 2003, 09:55:19 AM EDT
                                     Rand... Rand... Rand... - (folkert) - April 10, 2003, 10:14:32 AM EDT
                                     I have only disdain for IE6. -NT - (cybermace5) - (3) - April 10, 2003, 10:40:09 AM EDT
                                         Name one of here... - (folkert) - (2) - April 10, 2003, 12:10:51 PM EDT
                                             Re: Name one of here... - (cybermace5) - (1) - April 10, 2003, 12:56:39 PM EDT
                                                 With an attitude like that.. - (Ashton) - April 11, 2003, 04:04:51 AM EDT
                 (I'd expect you to mistake the menu for the laxative.) -NT - (Ashton) - (1) - April 10, 2003, 06:57:58 AM EDT
                     Ah, Mexican cuisine, then! -NT - (cybermace5) - April 10, 2003, 10:46:07 AM EDT

30,000 pounds.... of bananas!
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