Post #95,328
4/9/03 9:58:29 AM
4/9/03 10:01:08 AM
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Open for business! Come in, have a seat!
"Le Cybermace5" is now open! We will be pleased to have your patronage.
Today's Entree:
Roasted Crow
A large whole crow, slow-roasted over
the hot ashes of the anti-war movement,
tenderly basted in tears of shame.
Served on a bed of crisp green cannabis.
Baked Foot
Stuff your mouth with this!
A tasty foot, baked to perfection and seasoned
with bitter denial.
Dessert:
Humble Pie a la Moan
A traditional finish to a wonderful meal.
Served cold with Chilling Realization,
and topped with Whipped Regime.
House Whine:
Your Own Words
An exceptional vintage that compliments
the above meal very well! Made from the finest
Sour Grapes in California.
This meal is provided free to anyone who leaves their Saddam's Fifth Column badge with the coat check!
Iraqis: Join us in Liberty Gallery for a free catered meal, drinks, and live music all night long!
Edit: "House Whine" was too good to pass up.
Edited by cybermace5
April 9, 2003, 09:59:34 AM EDT
Edited by cybermace5
April 9, 2003, 10:01:08 AM EDT
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Post #95,329
4/9/03 10:03:12 AM
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with a side of smarmy punk perhaps?
when was the last time you were shot at?
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
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Since corporations are the equivelent of human but they have no "concience" they are by definition sociopaths
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Post #95,335
4/9/03 10:12:13 AM
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Your table is ready, Sir.
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Post #95,336
4/9/03 10:14:13 AM
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dont read my posts much do you
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
questions, help? [link|mailto:pappas@catholic.org|email pappas at catholic.org]
Since corporations are the equivelent of human but they have no "concience" they are by definition sociopaths
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Post #95,338
4/9/03 10:15:38 AM
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;-)
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Post #95,339
4/9/03 10:15:47 AM
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Happy Tipping Day.
Yes, it's nice that the large scale battles are seemingly starting to wind down - though the firefights are not over with yet. But I'd suggest that premature euphoria is just as wrongheaded as all those who were doomsayers in the first 120 hours of the war.
Those with any sense of perspective will realize (a) that an American military victory is inevitable and (b) it has been somewhat rougher than expected in certain respects, whilst much easier in others (the south was harder than expected; the urban warfare of Baghdad has been somewhat easier (at least if you're not a journalist).
The real telling of this story has not begun. In spite of the fact that we've been pre-occupied with the military story - the political story is what it's always been about. And no, I'm not one that believes that story is a success or a failure at this point. The cards have definitely been shuffled and dealt, but at this point it's impossible to know who's holding the best hand given all the bluffing that's going on.
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Post #95,340
4/9/03 10:18:55 AM
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Agreed. Far from over.
They had best get some civil order in there, with food and water, before things turn nasty.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #95,406
4/9/03 1:34:56 PM
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Re: Happy Tipping Day.
All they have is a Joker. We definitely have all the clubs to strike with, the hearts of the Iraqi people, diamonds to fund reconstruction from the past 30 years, and spades to bury the old regime.
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Post #95,391
4/9/03 12:46:32 PM
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A little too early to claim victory
we still have to get Saddam to stand trial for his crimes, he did escape didn't he?
Many innocent lives got lost, human shields, collateral damage, living too close to military targets, etc. We should mourn them too, they lost their lives so that other Iraqis could gain their freedom. Freedom that God gave them, but Saddam took away.
"Bill gates cannot guarantee Windows, so how are you going to guarantee my safety?"
-John Crichton to the Emperor of the Scarrans on [link|http://www.farscape.com|FarScape]
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Post #95,395
4/9/03 12:53:00 PM
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Future headline: "LEFT PINKY TOE OF SADDAM FOUND NOT GUILTY!
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Post #95,500
4/9/03 6:40:18 PM
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Wallow in it sonny;
And when drafted - re-read your cheery effulgences on that train ride; severed from the Nintendo box for the duration. Nope, no wireless neither.
Now about that deferment.. not a chance! A full quota of Nintendo-Eloi are needed, unless of course: we draft the rich. Well, you can see what the odds are There.
..but we'll all be pullin for ya, in booty camp. Rwanda, Uzbekistan: the world is your oyster and you'll find a Perle inside (or behind) that bivalve. Don't Rove too far though.. or the Wolfowitz will *getcha!* (Try that in yer Kristol ball!)
Just remember: It's All for the Cabal! Y'all! and keep whistling,
I'm Singin in the Reign, just singin in the Reign..
(Yes, you can take along a *small* Teddy)
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Post #95,503
4/9/03 6:47:43 PM
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I guess...
(Yes, you can take along a *small* Teddy) ...since I can choose... I'll take [link|http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/tr26.html|this small Teddy], he wasn't very tall... but he carried a VERY big stick. Yeah... Yeah... I know... it goes to the hand! b4k4^2
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Post #95,512
4/9/03 7:05:56 PM
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{cackle} Touch\ufffd
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Post #95,559
4/9/03 9:09:07 PM
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Re: Wallow in it sonny;
Ah, but see, I'd get to play with all the FUN toys instead. No slogging through the mud for me, just tinkering with anti-artillery lasers and other playthings.
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Post #95,565
4/9/03 9:14:47 PM
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ROFL!!! Never been in the military I see
the fellow doing the tinkering will be a hulking brute all thumbs reading a MOP mouthing the words as he goes. You will be 8 ft up the ass end of some 3rd world shithole shitting and shooting at the screaming natives while using a spork to clean the fleas off yer body.
The military isnt noted for logical assignments.
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
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Since corporations are the equivelent of human but they have no "concience" they are by definition sociopaths
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Post #95,567
4/9/03 9:18:04 PM
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Re: ROFL!!! Never been in the military I see
My alma mater has an...understanding with the military.
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Post #95,656
4/10/03 6:47:49 AM
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Funny about your "Institute" - bein "the Best" and all..
I know 'bout them deferments n'such - n' them hi-falutin Tecno places.
And when I suggested the only possible pair that might come close to qualifying for your typ-Modest sobriquet - you punted. And now.. we have a replay of [seecrut play-toys which only Us Boffins are kewl enough to be allowed to play with, cause We Be So kewl and hi-IQ n'all] And we have arrangements.
So.. what/where's Millikan's Pot?
What's a Brake Drum Riot?
..or was this a JC out in Tulare? WTF - imagine you can snow The Snowman?
(if'n ya even know what snow means)
Gehabt Kinder - all I see is another full-of-self egotistical twit, incarnation of My wacko Gramma; book chapter & perverse.
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Post #95,681
4/10/03 9:47:23 AM
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his institute cant even get him a j-o-b :-)
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
questions, help? [link|mailto:pappas@catholic.org|email pappas at catholic.org]
Since corporations are the equivelent of human but they have no "concience" they are by definition sociopaths
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Post #95,718
4/10/03 10:33:56 AM
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Re: his institute cant even get him a j-o-b :-)
Ha...I was never destined for one. Me, a subservient lackey for a decade, then lower-middle-management? No...I am having more luck with consulting.
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Post #95,574
4/9/03 9:36:38 PM
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Agreed on military assignments.
I almost joined the Army, until I found this out. I wanted to work with computers in the Army, but most likely I may have been put in the infantry or some other assignment. I was in the Army ROTC as a Civilian, and almost joined the Army, but I withdrew from UM Rolla, and the new college I went to didn't have an ROTC program. I got an A out of both semesters of Military Science. No extra credit, I did it all by the book and studied. I was able to shoot a rifle just fine, my father taught me when I was younger, as he is a lifetime NRA member. I was dotting the "i" in the Budwieser cans by the time I was 12.
Now I am too old for the military, and disabled. I doubt they would want to draft me anyway with my mental problems.
"Bill gates cannot guarantee Windows, so how are you going to guarantee my safety?"
-John Crichton to the Emperor of the Scarrans on [link|http://www.farscape.com|FarScape]
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Post #95,397
4/9/03 1:07:42 PM
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Ja, Heil Bu... er, nevermind.
bcnu,
Mikem
The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice and always has been...We have thrown away the most valuable asset we had-- the individual's right to oppose both flag and country when he (just he, by himself) believed them to be in the wrong. We have thrown it away; and with it all that was really respectable about that grotesque and laughable word, Patriotism.
- Mark Twain, "Monarchical and Republican Patriotism"
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Post #95,399
4/9/03 1:19:06 PM
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Complimentary "enlighten-mint", Sir?
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Post #95,402
4/9/03 1:28:22 PM
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So, when do we invade Rwanda?
Come on, I'm sure we can come up with a huge list of countries under dictatorships that need freedom. Bush has set such a WONDERFUL precedent, that it's time for us to dethrone every dictator in the world.
Come on, let's get the A-10s rolling!
(Afghanistan? Whazzat?)
After 9/11, Bush made two statements:
1. "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity."
2. "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism."
Sounds like everything is going according to plan.
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Post #95,407
4/9/03 1:36:31 PM
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Re: So, when do we invade Rwanda?
Well, if I was a non-benevolent dictator, I'd certainly be looking at changing my tone a little bit.
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Post #95,487
4/9/03 6:23:01 PM
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You seem to have forgotten the appetizers
Most patrons like to know the ingredients in Festive Feasts.
PATRIOT-I: Stewed Constitution in a marinade of tiny Frozen-fear Crocodile tears.
(PATRIOT-II: our next week's selection for the coprophageous gourmand)
Truth Puff-pastry - its moribund body draped in Lace-lies and Propaganda-Patties, served on a plate garnished with somewhat matted human-hair, young - sorta like veal.
... ...
Home Guard gruel - a palate cleanser from the treacly sweetness of the side-plate of Vanishing Rights Ricotta Slogans in Corny-syrup Sauce
... ...
Christian Rapture-pops: With every side-dish a free pass from the Tribulation-blood-sausage; iced - after all, vengeance is a dish which should be eaten cold. We cater to cooking Fundament-als.
(personal fundament clean-swipes available: ask waiter)
Who's Next? Party-poppers: Surprise! what special ordnance might be attached to that little pull string (?) Nations are standing by to see who will be Selected for this honor.
Assassination Armagnac, bottled 11-22-63; a fad just waiting to become Chic.. Cloaca-choco-mint$ served to ease brainstorming.
Cabal Cauliflower Rosettes, an appetizer with foretaste of Brilliant New First-strikes to be presented by our Tex-Mex quesadilla Chef (Pretzel garni only to persons certified Pretzel-safe / without assistance.)
Cooking facilities powered by Enron, Halliburton and Rove
Menu designers to Kings and Cabals Worldwide \ufffd 02 Weaselcraft LLC
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Post #95,564
4/9/03 9:14:38 PM
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Your formatting sucks!
Nice try though, and "Le Cybermace5" thanks you for your patronage!
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Post #95,584
4/9/03 10:20:18 PM
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Re: Your formatting sucks!
You're one to talk--after fucking up that other thread for hours with your sloppily-arranged JPEGs.
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
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Post #95,599
4/9/03 11:08:31 PM
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Re: Your formatting sucks!
Oh I'm sorry, I was using a standards-compliant browser. I actually took time out of my day to start up a different browser and check it to see what was "wrong" due to some people's lame browsers rendering incorrectly.
I almost liked the effect, though....
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Post #95,614
4/9/03 11:42:10 PM
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Re: Your formatting sucks!
Well, I use Safari (Mac OS X) at home and MSIE 6 (Windows) at work; never had the chance to check your work with Safari, but if MSIE 6 is "lame" I'm perfectly willing to accept thst verdict. Nevertheless, it was boorish of you to inflict the faulty formatting on your audience (I'm certain I wasn't the only one) when you possessed the technical chops to avert this.
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
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Post #95,627
4/10/03 12:13:19 AM
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Re: Your formatting sucks!
It is a sad time when "hitting Enter a couple times" is equated with "technical chops."
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Post #95,682
4/10/03 9:55:19 AM
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Re: Your formatting sucks!
It is a sad time when "hitting Enter a couple times" is equated with "technical chops."
Precisely my point.
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
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Post #95,691
4/10/03 10:14:32 AM
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Rand... Rand... Rand...
You KILL me...
You lack of verbosity... still making the point... nearly perfect.
I wish I had that capacity.
b4k4^2
| [link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - IT Grand-Master for President | | [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] | | [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,857673,00.asp|2004, the year Microsoft develops for Linux ] | Heimatland Geheime Staatspolizei reminds:
The DHS [link|http://www.whitehouse.gov/pcipb/cyberspace_strategy.pdf|Cyberer-Stratergery]. The ultimate in Cyber. |
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Post #95,723
4/10/03 10:40:09 AM
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I have only disdain for IE6.
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Post #95,752
4/10/03 12:10:51 PM
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Name one of here...
That doesn't (beside deSitter)
b4k4^2
| [link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - IT Grand-Master for President | | [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] | | [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,857673,00.asp|2004, the year Microsoft develops for Linux ] | Heimatland Geheime Staatspolizei reminds:
The DHS [link|http://www.whitehouse.gov/pcipb/cyberspace_strategy.pdf|Cyberer-Stratergery]. The ultimate in Cyber. |
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Post #95,762
4/10/03 12:56:39 PM
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Re: Name one of here...
I'm contemplating filtering out every emails that contains the word "Microsoft" in the address or subject...it would at least get rid of the "Microsoft Public Service" email attachment worm I get dozens of every day.
Too bad I have to run Lotus Notes and AutoCAD at work, or I'd be happily running some other OS.
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Post #95,963
4/11/03 4:04:51 AM
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With an attitude like that..
towards the world's most Popular software!
I guess we can let you live. For a little while.
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Post #95,658
4/10/03 6:57:58 AM
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(I'd expect you to mistake the menu for the laxative.)
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Post #95,728
4/10/03 10:46:07 AM
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Ah, Mexican cuisine, then!
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