a great earlier flic (from whence the MIB take on this, IMhO) regarding the 'accuracy' of sightings in such er un-WSJ-like publications - guaranteeing that, like the Purloined Letter in plain sight.. well, you know.
Actually I don't find some of the headlines I've scanned on those, at check-out: to be of much lower probability than the stuff of current Admin [no not You, Scott] propaganda pitched to the same IQ-level of reader. Apparently Repos Know the Murican mob-psyche reel good, for being immersed in it 24/7.
(Transparent spin is always so icky.. especially when one notes how effective it still is)
Ashton
forgot to renew my lifetime Star subscription - they keep sending The Congressional Record inside, and I missed the swap for months