Dammit, Jim... I'm a Doctor... not a...

Psycho-cologist!

No one EVER expects that spanish inquisition thing...

Next time the "authorities" get the story from a cracker jack box... being the ultimate reliable source!

Bah, it'll happen again in about 10 years from now. These kinds of things have a 20-30 year frequency cycle.

Next time thou, they'll involve long standing, heavily involved evidence that the GPL caused it all...

FarFromPuken a "known" Microsoft open source programmer/infidel-fingerer/traitor-spotter/open-source-code-reviewer/patent-infringment-informant, using the latest in "Palladium" Law Enforcement certification programs will be able to show:

"All Your Code-Base, Belong to us"

Using the "ole" TCPA TLA policy of creating things to subvert the GPL meanings, thus proving, nearly ANY program compiled by any "sort" of *NIX "ANSI" compliant compiler is NOT capable to ebing trusted. Thus invalidating any claims to Copyright, that isn't atrributed to the "established in 1983-2002" Microsoft Agency of the FUSGOA,LLP/LLC¹, thus copyrights being re-written to be attributed to said agency, to protect your "Digital Identity" from collusion. Thereby also disallowing, Terrorists the "backdoor" into the World Trade Consortium... They would have to use the "side entrance" for sure.

¹ = Resulting from the misguided USDOJ Anti-Trust Trial, Microsoft became the first and only money making part of the Federal United States Government of America, which turned into an LLP/LLC removing the possibility that people could use the Freedom of Information Act to subvert the "Homeland Security" forces, the the Federal Government became a Private Corporation in response to the "911" incident.

in a country wherein ~40% aren't quite sure whether the Sun goes around the Earth or .?. and where the Any Key has actually prompted calls for Help:

Do you imagine that the entire IT enchilada will get more than a cursory glance from next decade's.. Dan Quayle IV, on a Thursday, before a Holiday weekend?

Get used to it: Judge Jackson was an aberration. Had he kept mouth shut to that &^#%$ reporter/author, there might.. have been some semblance of attention to above matters. Might...

Now? Hah! Look back on *these* as The Good years before ..

..{dreadful bassoon dirge arpeggios..}

...visions of Billy n'Bally Not in jail Ever...

....Dubya's kid a US Senator for the NYC Official (new 51st) Jail State....

[see movie at 11]

*FLASH*
M$-AOL-Sun-GE-Walmart Ltd. install one of their Patriot Uniform Security Supplement Boxes in every location with a power outlet, while tattoing your Unified Access Security Sticker # inside your lower lip (U-ASS).

It was a nice dream, tho :-)

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