...because even despite your current fuckwit-in-chief and direction of travel, America is the country with which we most share a common(ish) language and culture (soz, Canada and Australia, but frogs and convicts, ya know?). No country in the world is more enthralled (by choice) by the US than the UK.
It may well be that if we shared a language with Germany (or Czechia - they like beer even more than we do!) we'd have much more in common, but we don't, so we don't.
But Fox News is so shit that even the UK, with its unlimited appetite for all things American, can't be arsed to watch it.
Also, actual American news programmes look like British parodies of news programmes. Look up The Day Today on YouTube to see what I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOG0j5KJsw
1994, man. Nineteen-ninety fucking four.
It may well be that if we shared a language with Germany (or Czechia - they like beer even more than we do!) we'd have much more in common, but we don't, so we don't.
But Fox News is so shit that even the UK, with its unlimited appetite for all things American, can't be arsed to watch it.
Also, actual American news programmes look like British parodies of news programmes. Look up The Day Today on YouTube to see what I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOG0j5KJsw
1994, man. Nineteen-ninety fucking four.