One wonders if the feds are going to have to step in to enforce some standards on descriptions of these things, though....

"Yes, it has a 480x800 screen [1], 64 GB of storage [2], with 10 hours battery life [3], only weighs 200 grams [4], and you'll like it or your money back [5]...

[1] equivalent addressable pixels, actual display resolution may be lower
[2] 2 GB volatile storage available to user
[3] in hibernate mode
[4] without battery
[5] subject to accelerated pro-rated depreciation charges
..."

:-/

Cheers,
Scott.