LRPD: " Disputants more fiendish than the Great Hyperlobic
Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus Twelve, the Magic and Indefatigable!"
[Translation key] for the bemused (or those suffering terminal giggles over previous omnipotent excrescences):
A) My opinions are more than mere opinion. They are Fact-based. (I have selected only the *choicest* Relevant facts and eliminated All others.)
B) Because I know that my idea of Relevance is Correct: therefore I am Right. And I am unanimous in my Certainty.
C) I have always been Right. It is an affliction which causes me to be a pariah in any civilized environment. This can not be helped. The world Needs my Rightness; look at the shape it is in: because they Did Not Listen to Me.
D) Those who imagine that there is more than One Truth (ie those who have never viewed Rashomon) are manifestly poop-heads. By their egregious incompetence - they become fair game for my spontaneous didactic lectures, for I possess a
E) Masters Degree in Self-righteousness, with a minor in priggish, racist hyperbole. (The smarm is merely my affectation; I am so smart that I make Myself sick)
F) Read it and weep, you ignorant sluts.
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