You be so Baaad!

/me no canna grok that subtul |_33Ti0sity, but may the Bluebird o'Happiness fly up your nose, y'hear?!

Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Nyarlathotep are waiting in the wings for ya -
or ... just vaya con Jon Carroll:

Remember:
All life is a
parade.
You can choose
to march in the
parade, or you
can choose to
watch.
In my next
book,
I'll teach you
how to play the
Sousaphone.