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Welcome to IWETHEY!

New Aahhhh .. comic relief at last.
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Yeth? you wrang?

Bet ya say that to all the boyth..

Sorry about your .oO\ufffdOo. guess - hmm, guess it Ain't Dan :-\ufffd
Origin: one Michel Merlin, a poster from the distant past, fond of 'decorations' to his {see above} purple high-dudgeon prose.

As to three florins:
Aintcha never seen a piece of sheet music?
Wtf did you imagine those <\ufffd>s were about..



Welcome! possible new-crank (or even refurbed old one)

New Has u'r soul been searched?
As a right good lurker here in these fori, umm--- Noticed you haven't graced the virtual pages in quite a while. Respite? Thought I, 4 1, would extend a greeting/insult to your panty wasted nipple sweat Phoenix rearrival. (Language massacre, eh?)

Not a royal astronomer, as hinted (badabing), but just another alter ego who feels like screaming out every once in a while. Unlike the normal Linux dweebs that frequent this establishment, incessantly wining with petty views in a cacaphony of nattering nabob neuroticism. I have come to slaughter language, syntax, step on flowers and normalcy, and generally bring life back to this moribund grave site of ideas. You know, like some kind of druid dude, lifting the veil. (A lot of schlors felt the wrath of Gozer that day, I can tell you).

Greetings and salutations, Ashton. As one of the few earthlings that comprehends our dimension, we welcome you back. Next floor, sundries and farm equipment. Watch your step.
Doing the ritual dance in the sun,

Guerilla
New Danno - -
You be so Baaad!

/me no canna grok that subtul |_33Ti0sity, but may the Bluebird o'Happiness fly up your nose, y'hear?!

Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Nyarlathotep are waiting in the wings for ya -
or ... just vaya con Jon Carroll:

Remember:
All life is a
parade.
You can choose
to march in the
parade, or you
can choose to
watch.
In my next
book,
I'll teach you
how to play the
Sousaphone.





As to them Debian-purists, whippin out them arcane alt.config files from memory and all -
Check out Puppy Linux.
Minimalist, for us Unwashed in the Blood of perly-inodes, just want the mail n'stuff - and no Apache NOR Sioux Sweet Sioux.

While its 'Help' files aren't much more extensive than the turgid, ego-compressed (or mostly.. empty) place-markers in the usual flavours:

These are humorous, in English and contain also Useful tips -imagine- (ie. for those who maybe once knew someone who had piles - and. wouldn't. Think. of. com-pile-ing. Anything.)

It's the one you want to hand to the [..finally!] curious, long-term Doze-disgusted-procrastinators - for whom you do not wish to provide a fish every day, forever.

There is no method but to be very intelligent.
-- TSE
     I just got off the phone with my mother - (bionerd) - (26)
         You'd think she'd be relieved... - (admin) - (1)
             ... and that *she's* keeping the kids for the weekend - (drewk)
         How fast can I hit mute - (broomberg)
         When you go home... - (ben_tilly)
         The zIWE Greeting Card Collection - (Ashton) - (15)
             Re: The zIWE Greeting Card Collection - (mindgorilla) - (14)
                 What kind of pansy name is mindgorilla, anyway? - (Another Scott) - (8)
                     All homo saps know ooo000ooo - (mindgorilla) - (7)
                         drl? -NT - (broomberg) - (5)
                             That was my thought as well. -NT - (n3jja) - (4)
                                 Naah. My thought is the other DR. -NT - (Another Scott) - (3)
                                     How many DR's **are** there? - (jb4) - (2)
                                         *raises hand* - (Silverlock) - (1)
                                             Well, Damn! - (jb4)
                         No. I'm just relaxing, doing chores around the house. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                 Aahhhh .. comic relief at last. - (Ashton) - (2)
                     Has u'r soul been searched? - (mindgorilla) - (1)
                         Danno - - - (Ashton)
                 OK, time to come clean - (broomberg) - (1)
                     He already said. Read the thread again. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
         Hey! Email me your cellphone # - (imqwerky) - (2)
             I did this morning- - (bionerd) - (1)
                 Will do - (imqwerky)
         Both humourless and not very enlightened - (warmachine) - (1)
             Parents: it's vital to choose a set wisely. -NT - (Ashton)
         I see you **really** know how to put someone at ease. - (jb4)

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