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New Lemme know if I should bust his kneecaps when I'm there next
New *nasty grin*
A New Jersey sentiment if I ever heard one!

Makes me kinda homesick...

Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
New Sure, if you don't want him to really *think* about it
Busted kneecaps are immediately disabling, and also something that can be worked on. But if you drill a hole through the kneecap, weekening it substantially, then he still functions but will live in fear of the day he over-exerts himself. Much more satisfying. It also makes for fun games of "accidentally push a chair in front while he's walking".



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Expand Edited by drewk March 21, 2006, 02:25:52 PM EST
New You've been taking lessons from the Irish again, haven't ya?
     REALLY disappointed. - (imric) - (34)
         Bummer Dude. -NT - (folkert)
         :-( I hope that it somehow works out for the best. -NT - (Another Scott)
         Oh man, that so sucks, tell your guys Im sorry -NT - (boxley) - (4)
             We gotta go out for a few beers... - (imric) - (3)
                 maybe this thursday depends on whether I figure out my - (boxley) - (2)
                     BTW - gimme a call. - (imric) - (1)
                         wednesday MAY be doable, it depends on what I find on Monday - (boxley)
         Feel for you - (broomberg) - (6)
             I wish our department were large enough. - (imric) - (5)
                 check our website, we got 400's in the data center -NT - (boxley) - (2)
                     No jobs match your search criteria. Please try again - (imric) - (1)
                         emailed one to you, as400 related - (boxley)
                 It's easier to find a job when you have a job. - (admin) - (1)
                     Oh, I heard THAT. - (imric)
         It's awful to be a political pawn who gets sacrificed - (ben_tilly) - (1)
             Yeah. - (imric)
         Psycho boss - I know just how you feel - (tuberculosis) - (1)
             My first 'job' for this company was to compare fonts - (imric)
         Slow motion disasters are painful - (JayMehaffey) - (1)
             In this case, the team is paramount. - (imric)
         Lemme know if I should bust his kneecaps when I'm there next -NT - (CRConrad) - (3)
             *nasty grin* - (imric)
             Sure, if you don't want him to really *think* about it - (drewk) - (1)
                 You've been taking lessons from the Irish again, haven't ya? -NT - (inthane-chan)
         Bad news! I'm pullin' for you. - (jb4)
         time to reconnoiter the perimeter as they say... -NT - (cforde)
         Well, that sucks! - (a6l6e6x)
         Update: I'm sticking it out. - (imric) - (6)
             Sounds good, here's hoping it stays that way. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                 A-Men! *chuckle* -NT - (imric)
             Very nice - (broomberg)
             Good news, Skip! -NT - (a6l6e6x)
             Bravo -NT - (bepatient)
             Glad it doesn't seem as bad as you thought! -NT - (Nightowl)

I fell in love with my manservant, who was
actually the disguised twin sister of the
man that my former love secretly married,
having mistaken him for my manservant who
was wooing her on my behalf whilst secretly
in love with me.

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